TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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"You cannot get TECHNOLOGY in
until you first get ETHICS in"
—L. Ron Hubbard
Founder of Dianetics
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"You cannot get TECHNOLOGY in
until you first HAVE technology"
—Don Hubbard
Founder of Debunkanetics
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The above 2 quotes reveal that Scientology "ETHICS" is simply a coercive gaslighting-enforcement weapon.


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...and, of course, you can't get ETHICS in if you don't have ETHICS. 🤣🤣🤣
 
ILove2Lurk said:
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I would hold off on acquiring the Captain Bill action figure at this point. I heard from a reliable source that it's going to be upgraded, after which you can pull a string attached to it and he'll sing the Galactic Patrol Marching Song

It will use similar technology to this talking doll from 1960:





Here's Captain Bill's song for anyone who may not have heard it

 
ILove2Lurk said:
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LOL

Hilarious. . .

But then. . .

I noticed the "SPOILER" and clicked it. . .

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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Type4_PTS said:
I would hold off on acquiring the Captain Bill action figure at this point. I heard from a reliable source that it's going to be upgraded, after which you can pull a string attached to it and he'll sing the Galactic Patrol Marching Song

It will use similar technology to this talking doll from 1960:





Here's Captain Bill's song for anyone who may not have heard it

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LOL!

"Captain" Bill.

AKA "Deputy Commodore" Robertson.

One of the Church of Scientology's "HOLY TRINITY" of planet clearers. One of the cult's TOP THREE (3) most formidably powerful leaders over the past three-quarters of a century. So, who are the 3 most powerful people in Scientology's history?

1. Commodore Ron​
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2. Minister Miscavige​
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3. Deputy Commodore Bill​

What defines a senior cult guru? What qualifies them to lead the "world's fastest growing religion" that is freeing all mankind?

Simple.

They have to be:
  • Fanatically aggressive
  • Sociopathically guilt-free
  • Narcissistic
  • Double-talking con artists
  • Pathologically lying
  • Viciously Violent
  • Hypocritically manipulative
  • Treacherously criminal
  • Vengeful
  • Obsessed with power
  • Manically driven by delusionally deranged visions of grandeur
Congratulations to all the duped Scientologists in the world who fervently LOVE,ADMIRE & UNCONDITIONALLY SUPPORT the 3 craziest psychos in Scientology's history. Just read their "Success Stories" where they confess their "eternal gratitude" and loyalty to their infallible trio of gurus.

Sure, Deputy Commodore Robertson has fallen little bit out of favor in the cult. Most Scientologists don't know anything about him. The same way Scientologists don't know anything about Miscavige or Hubbard either. It seems that the "knowing how to know" people are not very good at knowing. . . anything.

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I got a PM asking why the two daggers were included in the Capt. Bill Robertson
Collectible Action Figure package. Were they part of the Sea Org regalia of the 60-70s?

Well, yes and no. Here's the story, according to AI:
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The imagery of "throwing daggers at the ceiling" within Scientology circles traces back to historical accounts of aggressive inner-church disciplinary missions, specifically a 1968 mission to the Los Angeles Organization involving early Sea Org executives Otto Roos and Jerry McDonald.​
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The 1968 LA Org Incident​
According to accounts from early Scientology defectors, church founder L. Ron Hubbard sent a disciplinary "mission" to terrorize and reform the staff. Roos and McDonald allegedly forced the entire staff into a single room to instigate intense security checking ("sec checking") and intimidation.​
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To thoroughly terrify the staff and demand absolute compliance, McDonald reportedly brandished a firearm while Roos threw a dagger into the ceiling, so that it stuck there as a physical threat.​
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In early Scientology history, heavy-handed missions were deployed to "unreasonable" lengths to force struggling local organizations back into strict alignment with Hubbard's exact policy directives.​

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