TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[Harden Long]

Maybe LRH was correct about the 2 1/2% but was operating by the policy "Keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer".

In due diligence to LRH's claim that 2.5% of the entire population of the earth are SP's one must ask oneself "how in the hell would he know that statistic?". He wouldn't because he couldn't, as he would have lacked the means to determine that. He just pulled it out of his ass, it was just more bullshit to hold the flock hostage with.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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originally posted by Karen#1
I got to say, some shoops are hilarious. ROFL !
The Power and the Glory.

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LOL

Impressively, 97.5% of those medals were awarded for a wide spectrum of Heroic, Valorous and/or Courageous Achievements related to the giving and/or receiving of medals.

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[Karen#1]

The above image came from this one ~~ (minus the pompadour)

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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posted by Karen#1
The above image came from this one ~~ (minus the pompadour)

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I liked COB more before.

AXIOM: Big Beings should have Big Hair!

I say his auditor should give him an assist session and locate,
indicate and then rehabilitate his BPC (Big Pompadour Coiffure).

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[Karen#1]

LOL

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BUT WE ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU A 2ND CHANCE!
WE ARE WILLING, FOR A VERY SHORT TIME, TO WAIVE THE CANCELLATION OF CERTS.
WE ARE ALSO WILLING TO NOT ASSIGN YOU A LOWER CONDITION FOR BETRAYING RON LIKE THIS.
BUT YOU NEED TO AT LEAST MAKE UP THE DAMAGE BY DONATING $4000 TODAY FOR THE BOOKS.
AND YOU ALSO NEED TO BUY BASICS COURSE AND START IT.
WE'LL DO THAT FOR YOU BECAUSE, UNDERNEATH ALL YOUR PSYCHOTIC CI, YOU ARE A GOOD BEING.


YOU CAN DO YOUR BRIDGE THE EASY WAY OR THE HARD WAY.

ML,

BILLY BLOWDOWN
OT VIII
LETTER REG

Dear Billy Blowdown,

Even though I agree with much you say and I do heed your warnings, it is possible you are making a mistake offering 2nd chances.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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posted by Karen#1

Dear Billy Blowdown,
Even though I agree with much you say and I do heed your warnings, it is possible you are making a mistake offering 2nd chances.

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Karen, that was a super theta picture of COB! And I
love that super theta quote, COB reminds me so
much of Dr. Hubbard's quote when he said:
"Never Regret Yesterday!"
- BIlly Blowdown - OT VIII - Ideal Scientologist

ps: To keep my exchange in, I am sending you another super-upstat
super-uptone quote by COB, who is never downtone in
shame, blame or regret!

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[Karakorum]

In due diligence to LRH's claim that 2.5% of the entire population of the earth are SP's one must ask oneself "how in the hell would he know that statistic?". He wouldn't because he couldn't, as he would have lacked the means to determine that. He just pulled it out of his ass, it was just more bullshit to hold the flock hostage with.

Oh come on! You are talking about the guy who knew the exact time (down to seconds off current GMT) of specific incidents that happened billions of years ago.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Oh come on! You are talking about the guy who knew the exact time (down to seconds off current GMT) of specific incidents that happened billions of years ago.
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LOL

Not only billions of year ago. . .

Remember this date?



That was the majestically magical number that L. Ron Hubbard entrusted to his "Loyal Officer"
Pat Broeker (above) to whom he entrusted all of Scientology and the future of the universe,
just before leaving the planet to conduct advanced research in deep space. It was at the
"RON'S DEAD BUT IT'S REALLY AN OT WIN!" event where badly shaken Scientologists
were rehabilitated & returned to their former F/Ning state--by revealing the miraculously
marvelous and mystical number of years ago that something happened! Ron alone
discovered that number in a wholetrack auditing session he gave himself and
Scientologists at the international event leapt to their feet and euphorically
clapped and cheered. Nobody had the slightest clue what happened
on that date but everyone beamed with pride that Ron had found
a number that was so much bigger than the Xenu 75 million
number and even all the quadrillion-indexed numbers from
his audiotaped lectures about the Gorilla Goal Implants!
No, this number was clearly Ron's biggest number
and therefore Ron's biggest breakthrough!
No human had ever discovered that
number before, thus Ron's tech
could be proven to have
risen above science.
OT was thus
a reality
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[Karen#1]

There is something almost mysteriously bewildering how the cult can get the exact same flock to purchase the same books, same volumes, same doctrines over and over again in a revised *NEW* edition.

Hey, I was one of these buyers.

How is it done ? Magical

 

[programmer_guy]

In due diligence to LRH's claim that 2.5% of the entire population of the earth are SP's one must ask oneself "how in the hell would he know that statistic?". He wouldn't because he couldn't, as he would have lacked the means to determine that. He just pulled it out of his ass, it was just more bullshit to hold the flock hostage with.

I am guessing that Hubbard picked that number from a range reported in some old psychiatric studies about Antisocial Personality Disorder in males.

Then, as usual, Hubbard abused it in his application of this item within his cult of Scientology.

 

[Harden Long]

Oh come on! You are talking about the guy who knew the exact time (down to seconds off current GMT) of specific incidents that happened billions of years ago.

And you know what just occurred to me? It's that time on other planets would be measured in differing increments because of the differing lengths of time that it would take each planet to make a revolution in it's orbit. After all, that's how our measurement scale of time came into being. Size of the planet would be a key factor in how long it would take to revolve each time. A Mars day is 24.9 Earth hours for example. So one's sense of time would not nor could not be one seamless sense of universal measure. So that in itself would make Hubbard's date/locate related "tech"unworkable. And, of course, Hubbard pulled his claims from his ass whenever he self promoted, and on any subject no matter how little he really knew about anything and everything.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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originally posted by Karen#1
There is something almost mysteriously bewildering how the cult can get the
exact same flock to purchase the same books, same volumes, same doctrines
over and over again in a revised *NEW* edition. ​

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Magical. . . How is it done?

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That is an outstanding question!

As you have succinctly stated, the cult's paranormal ability to re-sell the same book over and over again to the same mark is "...almost bewilderingly mysterious".

However, the answer to that conundrum is actually beyond bewilderingly mysterious.

ANSWER: The technical explanation of how this miraculous marketing methodology works is quite strangely found in the technical training film "This Is Spinal Tap".

" These (amps) go up to 11"



Hey wait a damn minute there Cult Commodore & COB!
Somehow you already tricked me into buying the same book
4 times before! Wouldn't it be incredibly stupid of me to
buy a 5th copy? Why in hell would I want to do that?!

" These (books) go up to 1.1 "

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FREE BONUS TECH TIP: As previously noted, Scientology has based its marketing on many previous "successful actions" which convinced Scientologists to buy the same product multiple times. L. Ron Hubbard first discovered that tech back in 1950 when he completed his research on DIANETICS and ran into "The Repeater Technique", where the auditor encourages the pc to "repeat" the same reactive thoughts again and again.

This successful repetition lead Dr. Hubbard to make other similar discoveries, such as how he could give a command to Scientologists (who already had purchased one lavishly overpriced e-meter) that it was sacred church scripture that they must buy a second "backup" e-meter!

Likewise, Dr. Hubbard discovered that Scientologists believed that by re-buying the same books, courses, auditing actions and OT levels multiple times, they would now finally get the dreamy miraculous results that escaped them before.

Scientology's version of "This is Spinal Tap" is their very own tech training film, entitled: "This Is Scieno Tap".


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tap - transitive verb:
1: to let out or cause to flow by piercing or by drawing a plug from the containing vessel (tap wine from a cask)
2a: to pierce so as to let out or draw off a fluid. (tap maple trees); 2b: to draw out, from, or upon. (tap new sources of revenue)
3: to cut in on (something, such as a telephone or radio signal) to get information
4: to form an internal screw thread in by means of a tap
5: to get money from as a loan or gift (after re-buying all the books and tech/admin volumes, I am all tapped out)

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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EXAMPLES OF HOW "THIS IS SCIENO TAP" WORKS
Based on the original Spinal Tap discovery
"This (amp) goes up to 11" ​

EARLY MARKETING CAMPAIGN: Go Clear and rise up to 4.0 on the tone scale!
HOW TO SELL IT AGAIN: "This tone scale goes up to 40!"

EARLY MARKETING CAMPAIGN: Go Clear and become a super-human!
HOW TO SELL IT AGAIN: "This Grade Chart goes up to Advanced Section III!"

EARLY MARKETING CAMPAIGN: Go thru the Wall of Fire--the final barrier to godlike powers!
HOW TO SELL IT AGAIN: "These OT levels goes up to OT 8!"

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Every time I see a photo of one of those pretentiously ostentatious stages at a Scn event, I have to pause and wonder--"what exactly is the message?" that this kitschy Vegas cult is trying to get across?

Selling garbage with garishly glitzy gravitas!





Message Decoded!

The Holy Trinity of Tech
Megalomania!
Miracles!
Money!

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[Harden Long]

The . "The Repeater Technique" "The Repeater Technique"

FREE BONUS TECH TIP: As previously noted, Scientology has based its marketing on many previous "successful actions" which convinced Scientologists to buy the same product multiple times. L. Ron Hubbard first discovered that tech back in 1950 when he completed his research on DIANETICS and ran into "The Repeater Technique", where the auditor encourages the pc to "repeat" the same reactive thoughts again and again.

This successful repetition lead Dr. Hubbard to make other similar discoveries, such as how he could give a command to Scientologists (who already had purchased one lavishly overpriced e-meter) that is was sacred church scripture that they must buy a second second "backup" e-meter!

Likewise, Dr. Hubbard discovered that Scientologists believed that by re-buying the same books, courses, auditing actions and OT levels multiple times, they would now finally get the dreamy miraculous results that escaped them before.

Scientology's version of "This is Spinal Tap" is their very own tech training film, entitled: "This Is Scieno Tap".


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tap - transitive verb:
1: to let out or cause to flow by piercing or by drawing a plug from the containing vessel (tap wine from a cask)
2a: to pierce so as to let out or draw off a fluid. (tap maple trees); 2b: to draw out, from, or upon. (tap new sources of revenue)
3: to cut in on (something, such as a telephone or radio signal) to get information
4: to form an internal screw thread in by means of a tap
5: to get money from as a loan or gift (after re-buying all the books and tech/admin volumes, I am all tapped out)

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Notice that they only use fairly attractive people from a cross section of races in The Repeater Technique using Dianetics clip to get the viewer into identifying with them and having a feeling of wanting to be like them. They are so calculatingly obvious in their methodologies and I doubt there is a real Clam amongst them.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Notice that they only use fairly attractive people from a cross section of races in The Repeater Technique using Dianetics clip to get the viewer into identifying with them and having a feeling of wanting to be like them. They are so calculatingly obvious in their methodologies and I doubt there is a real Clam amongst them.

Funny...that was virtually identical to what I was thinking as i watched their little video of how Dianetics works. I kept looking at those actors/actresses with their eyes closed (as they had been coached), as they spoke from a distant reverie---as they imagined a "PC" would, whatever "PC" meant, lol.

The whole pretend auditing arrangement was so stiff, stilted and stupid looking. The actors (obviously not Scientologists) had no idea how to act, so they just did the "irreducible minimum" of closing their eyes and reading incredibly dumb lines of dialogue.

All those engrams! All those "engramic phrases!" All those things that never happened to anyone ever. All those imaginary tech miracles that nobody even uses any more. Seriously, when is the last time someone ran an engram with a "bouncer" or "denier" hypno-phrase that was ruining their life?

THE FREAKING CULT DOES NOT EVEN USE THAT USELESS TECH
SO WHY ARE THEY MAKING USELESS TECH MOVIES ABOUT IT?​

The sheer ludicrousness of Scientology in 2020, promoting videos films about engramic commands that explain why you can't have miraculous superpowers. Any Scientologist in the world knows that nobody runs or bothers to even look for "engramic commands" as the video (and 1950 Dianetics book) celebrated. But Scientologists can see that film and think: "Yeah, we don't use that but it's really cool! Now we have better tech than hypnotic commands that ruin our lives. We have invisible aliens giving us commands that ruin our lives!"

Have I mentioned recently that Scientologists the masters of knowing-how-to-know are always the last to know?

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[Harden Long]

The sheer ludicrousness of Scientology in 2020, promoting videos films about engramic commands that explain why you can't have miraculous superpowers. Any Scientologist in the world knows that nobody runs or bothers to even look for "engramic commands" as the video (and 1950 Dianetics book) celebrated. But Scientologists can see that film and think: "Yeah, we don't use that but it's really cool! Now we have better tech than hypnotic commands that ruin our lives. We have invisible aliens giving us commands that ruin our lives!"

Have I mentioned recently that Scientologists the masters of knowing-how-to-know are always the last to know?

Yes, I laughed when she said "file clerk", when was that still being used? I always wonder why they try to sell DMSMH to new people. It only serves to entrap people in gummy, largely misunderstood concepts and apparently the point is that this is the very reason they promote it. It becomes nearly impossible to trudge through it so one reaches out for what's next and now they've got them hooked. They skipped over a mountain of misunderstood to find something that could better explain the subject. It's clearly by design. They are now sufficiently anaten to begin indoctrination.
DMSMH was written to produce anaten.
This was their first trick they played upon you, lure you in with tall promises while miring you down with pile after pile of MU's. All that came later would depend upon this foundational anaten they laid down.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Yes, I laughed when she said "file clerk", when was that still being used? I always wonder why they try to sell DMSMH to new people. It only serves to entrap people in gummy, largely misunderstood concepts and apparently the point is that this is the very reason they promote it. It becomes nearly impossible to trudge through it so one reaches out for what's next and now they've got them hooked. They skipped over a mountain of misunderstood to find something that could better explain the subject. It's clearly by design. They are now sufficiently anaten to begin indoctrination.
DMSMH was written to produce anaten.

The incalculable stupidity of Scientologists selling Dianetics books, Dianetics courses and Dianetic Auditing and using DIanetic promo films-------when Hubbard went on record in the late 50's that DMSMH is not able to produce a Clear. I wrote about this on the old ESMB and maybe will repost it here on the SUPER STUPID THREAD.

There are so many punchlines to the cult joke called Scientology. Imagine for a moment that if you walked into any org in the world and claimed that Dianetics "did not produce a Clear", you would be thrown out and declared SP. If (as the police were trespassing you, putting you in cuffs and escorting you off the church's property you claimed that you were just quoting SOURCE, the Scientologists would look at you with pure hatred and postulate that you die for spreading such "suppressive entheta" about their Dianetics technology.

LINK TO THREAD & VIDEO

Around 3:15 to 3:45 of the LRH FILM he states: "We had in Book I, simply no more and no less than a rather adequate description of the reactive mind, the mental image picture, the engram, the secondary and so forth. We had ways to run these things but those ways were not the ways used to clear people. Now, that's very interesting that I could be guilty of an oversight to that degree."

This is a mind numbing level of contradiction that the Source of Dianetics says it doesn't work!

EXPLANATION FOR THE CRAZED CULT CONTRADICTION: Dr. Hubbard spoke and wrote often about KSW. Keeping Scientology Working. He never said anything about Keeping Dianetics Working.


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inspired by a post on another thread
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I had the thought the other day, after driving by the org and seeing five cars in the parking lot at a peak time of day, what number of people would stay involved almost regardless of what happens?
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In fact, 5 cars in the Ideal Org's ideal parking lot is not an outpoint. It's ideal, because of this:

THE HUBBARD LAW OF MIRACULOUS OT WINS: Due to the scientific fact that certain dangerous fallout has resulted in the past when OTs have demonstrated their God-like superpowers, it is necessary that "All OT miracles must remain strictly confidential!" Otherwise, evil intergalactic space aliens who police the universe looking to detect & destroy any technology (that frees beings to their native OT state of omnipotence) might become aware of the emergence of Dr. Hubbard's. total-freedom tech on this remote slave planet---and they would assuredly attack mankind with debilitating implants and/or pull the air cover off this planet. ​

EXCEPTION: In order to serve the Church of Scientology's marketing efforts to sell skeptics on its Bridge to Total Freedom, Dr. Hubbard has generously provides a lone exception to the confidentiality law above. By allowing one narrowly defined category of preternatural OT powers to be witnessed and/or published, billions of humans can begin their advance to OT in stealth mode and evil space SPs dedicated to their destruction are none the wiser. For this reason, OT's may share any and all miracles related to the subject of finding parking spaces. The revelation of this data hereby fully debunks any critic's defamatory claim that the Ideal Org Program has failed by offering so-called "photographic evidence" of totally empty parking lots at our churches. Vacant parking lots are maintained by design, in order to maximize the allocated square footage that is dedicated for OTs to drill, practice & perform miracles.

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