TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)
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Karen#1
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Larry Anderson.
He was in 17 years, never went clear so wanted his money back.
As is standard for the THIEVERY IN THE CULT who will try everything to hang on to your pre-payments, Larry has been trying since 2008
to retrieve his $100,000 on account.
(The cult lied to the IRS that they did refunds which they do not.)
It was *FUN* to meet Larry at the famous Tory Christmas SP parties. Very likeable guy.
He was in 17 years, never went clear so wanted his money back.
As is standard for the THIEVERY IN THE CULT who will try everything to hang on to your pre-payments, Larry has been trying since 2008
to retrieve his $100,000 on account.
(The cult lied to the IRS that they did refunds which they do not.)
It was *FUN* to meet Larry at the famous Tory Christmas SP parties. Very likeable guy.
Karen#1
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Fraudulently and outrageously the cult has refused to take down the Orientation Video hosted by Larry Anderson. Larry was stonewalled in both getting a refund and having the video taken down
Even though he has long since ceased being a Scn'ist the use his image and the video to educate newbies even though
It's still viewable in a search for Scientology Orientation Video.
This is the video where towards the end Larry says "You can decide to NOT do Scn and you can also decide to jump off a bridge and blow your brains out !"
en.wikipedia.org
Even though he has long since ceased being a Scn'ist the use his image and the video to educate newbies even though
It's still viewable in a search for Scientology Orientation Video.
This is the video where towards the end Larry says "You can decide to NOT do Scn and you can also decide to jump off a bridge and blow your brains out !"
Orientation: A Scientology Information Film - Wikipedia
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HelluvaHoax!
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- - - WE BETTER RUN THAT ONE THRU THE TECH-TRANSLATOR APP - - -
BUSTING WIDE OPEN THE TRUTH BELIED BY THE BULLSHIT!
The new, expanded Flag Advanced Org opens, to finally
after 70 years create the planet's first OT (hopefully!)
the likes of which the planet has never
seen and neither have we!
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With thanks to Karen#1 who discovered this
maliciously misinformational messianic marketing message!
LINK HERE
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BUSTING WIDE OPEN THE TOP OF THE BRIDGE!
The new, expanded Flag Advanced Org opens,
to create a new OT boom the likes of which
the planet has never seen!
maliciously misinformational messianic marketing message!
LINK HERE
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BUSTING WIDE OPEN THE TOP OF THE BRIDGE!
The new, expanded Flag Advanced Org opens,
to create a new OT boom the likes of which
the planet has never seen!
- - - WE BETTER RUN THAT ONE THRU THE TECH-TRANSLATOR APP - - -
BUSTING WIDE OPEN THE TRUTH BELIED BY THE BULLSHIT!
The new, expanded Flag Advanced Org opens, to finally
after 70 years create the planet's first OT (hopefully!)
the likes of which the planet has never
seen and neither have we!
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HelluvaHoax!
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LOLOLOLOL HH.
Hey HelluvaHoax...did you know WHY Kansas City won the Superbowl ?????
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LOL
I always wondered why (IF OTS WERE OTS) Scientologists didn't form professional sports teams and use their miraculous postulate powers to show the world how they were "total cause" over wog athletes.
Oh, wait---I think they tried that once at the INDIANAPOLIS 500 and NASCAR.
The Scientology-backed, proudly-emblazoned DIANETICS CAR crashed. Same as Scientologists do.
For very entertaining & illuminating stories of how Scientology's OT powers makes things go wrong, there are 2 humiliating magazine articles linked below, with lots more photos of "NASCAR'S ONLY HOPE":
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1st article
When Scientology Sponsored Race Cars
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2nd article
Gentlemen Start your religions!
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1st article
When Scientology Sponsored Race Cars
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2nd article
Gentlemen Start your religions!
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What do these Grannys NOT KNOW ?
That Crystal Ballroom they are dancing on was made by the sweat and sleep deprivation of Sea Org members who gave months of their lives morning noon and night working on it. I was there, I saw it.
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True, among them kids, youth.
At that time, you could see 12-13 yo cadet cleaning the outside marble floor with a toothbrush... Hours after hours after hours
So, both, the crystal ballroom floor and the entrance hall floor were so beautifully shinning, for the deluded pampered flag whales would feel they get something valuable for the hundred thousands dollars they gave... No matter the slave work and the broken souls.
I take this opportunity to speak about the public, who for decades, go in advanced org to get services, are pampered by broken, rpfed slaves, their toilets cleaned by epfers slaves and not only they don't give them some money, but they even ignore those slaves..
Because, in Scientology, like in any tribe , cult, there are elites and the lower class slaves who must look after the elite comfort.
Your money serves to maintain this human trafficking and slave work mafia activities and you know it and you are accountable. You are taking benefit from the work of people who are abused, especially those who are rpfed and you know are punished.
You may say: it is not try or that you ignored those abuses.. WRONG, because you people spoke freely that you would never go nor let your kids go in the SO because of how they are treated.
If you believe you will find thetan freedom exploiting slaves.. Good luck.
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When I first saw that ashtray, I thought immediately:
"STAND UP". "THANK YOU" "SIT DOWN IN THAT CHAIR" "THANK YOU"
I had no idea that was waiting in my "reactive mind" paid for by me and implanted by Scientology
Karen#1
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David Miscavige rules all of SCN with an iron fist and dark heart.
4 times a year he holds "International Events" where he experiences ecstasy in the standing ovations.
Has anyone noticed how the golden pillars continue to get longer and longer and taller.
Do elongated golden pillars give more credibility ? More dazzle ? More ecclesiastical ?
4 times a year he holds "International Events" where he experiences ecstasy in the standing ovations.
Has anyone noticed how the golden pillars continue to get longer and longer and taller.
Do elongated golden pillars give more credibility ? More dazzle ? More ecclesiastical ?
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These are terrific articles. I never saw these before!From the first one:
"So they wanted to audit Roberto, and they started to talk to him about it. Roberto came to me, and I said to him, 'I don't think that is a good idea, Roberto. If you want to go through it, you are a grown man, do what you want to do, but I don't believe that's going to make a difference. They want to say that you crashed your car and you were unconscious for 17 days and now after being audited by Dianetics and reading the book and being a believer in this, all of a sudden they have converted a guy, a race driver, to where they want to take credit for you coming back as fast as you did in December when you didn't even know them.' It didn't make any sense to me."
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"These are people that are aggressive, and they are trying to sell the product, which is all okay. But now they are doing it in a way that I don't agree with. Then I got of call from [Scientology's] chairman of the board, and I said no. There were probably 10 races left that I could have picked up $750,000 for them ($1.5M), and I didn't do it. It was really the principle of the thing more than anything else."
When Scientology Sponsored Race Cars
Welcome to 1988's bizarre intersection between motorsports, religion, and sponsorship.
www.roadandtrack.com
OH MY GOD!
Using racecar driving accidents to promote scamming some supposed Scientology bullshit miracle! It just doesn't end!
HelluvaHoax!
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Cross-posted from another thread discussing the "World Famous Finance Seminar" being delivered by the Church of Scientology and their elite Operating Thetan Matt Feshbach---who is so "total cause" over money that he paid an extra $1,000,000 for the right to receive "SuperPower" before the cult's other paying customers. Everyone was astonished at his miraculous havingness!! Well almost everyone, the IRS has been less than impressed because Matt has been pleading for years in IRS court that he doesn't "have" any money to pay the $3,500,000 in back taxes that he owes.
"How to make all the money you need for the Bridge with room to spare!"
"Why some people seem to prosper effortlessly, and how you can become one of them!"
SECRETS REVEALED!
You too can have Ideal prosperity and instantly increase your after-tax net
income by by 200% by doing the Scientology Finance Seminar--where you will
study the Ideal wealth-building technology being used by Ideal OTs like Matt Feshbach
and David Miscavige. You too can flourish & prosper and avoid unnecessary
and wasteful cash draining engrams by applying L. Ron Hubbard's
Ideal Tax Mitigation Strategy called tax evasion.
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Cross-posted from another thread discussing the "World Famous Finance Seminar" being delivered by the Church of Scientology and their elite Operating Thetan Matt Feshbach---who is so "total cause" over money that he paid an extra $1,000,000 for the right to receive "SuperPower" before the cult's other paying customers. Everyone was astonished at his miraculous havingness!! Well almost everyone, the IRS has been less than impressed because Matt has been pleading for years in IRS court that he doesn't "have" any money to pay the $3,500,000 in back taxes that he owes.
"How to make all the money you need for the Bridge with room to spare!"
"Why some people seem to prosper effortlessly, and how you can become one of them!"
SECRETS REVEALED!
You too can have Ideal prosperity and instantly increase your after-tax net
income by by 200% by doing the Scientology Finance Seminar--where you will
study the Ideal wealth-building technology being used by Ideal OTs like Matt Feshbach
and David Miscavige. You too can flourish & prosper and avoid unnecessary
and wasteful cash draining engrams by applying L. Ron Hubbard's
Ideal Tax Mitigation Strategy called tax evasion.
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Kirstie Alley is so OT. She made a mint advertising and selling her weight loss program and is a true ambassador of Scientology's effectiveness in handling your ruin.
Kirstie Alley, August 2019.
Yah, SO OT! At CAUSE over MATTER ENERGY SPACE AND TIME!
Kirstie Alley, August 2019.
Yah, SO OT! At CAUSE over MATTER ENERGY SPACE AND TIME!
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David Miscavige rules all of SCN with an iron fist and dark heart.
4 times a year he holds "International Events" where he experiences ecstasy in the standing ovations.
Has anyone noticed how the golden pillars continue to get longer and longer and taller.
Do elongated golden pillars give more credibility ? More dazzle ? More ecclesiastical ?
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It looks like LRH is represented at the top of that first picture like some sort of pharmaceutical pill with a pen attached.
HelluvaHoax!
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It's a remarkable strategy that Scientology has been using for the past half century---"The Celebrity Angle".
It's similar to the "The Religion Angle" that Hubbard discovered, when back in the 1950s he quietly converted his "modern science" into an "applied philosophy" and soon thereafter into "the world's fastest growing religion!"
The Celebrity Angle was a simple and often effective ruse where a famous person (ideally a moviestar or rockstar) could be used to sell a $600,000 "Bridge To Total Freedom" to credulous marks--who quite apparently felt that giving standing ovations to the OT wins of Tom Cruise was the same thing as due diligence.
On a planet of 7.3 billion, Scientology has somehow managed to find a couple internationally recognized entertainers (Tom Cruise & John Travolta) but that's about it, despite 70 years of intense recruiting. They desperately wanted (and famously failed) to close Elvis Presley--but at least they got his wife and daughter. Well, at least his wife, because his gloriously OT daughter turned out to be an SP, who knew?
Literally MILLIONS OF HOURS of dissemination work and entire organizations within Scientology (e.g. the worldwide network of "Celebrity Centers") were dedicated to solving Scientology's horrific public relations by putting at least one (1) winning-grinning rock star on the front of the cereal box they were trying to sell. They really thought they had "The Beatles" and countless other legends---but despite their miraculous superpowers and "Big League Celebrity Closing Techniques", they never could close even one.
Now that Travolta's patina has tarnished, Hubbard's cult really only has one--Tom Cruise, but even he has become a target of the public's rejection and ridicule after he stupidly said what he was really thinking in front of cameras.
Scientology's most advanced spiritual masters also used all their magical OT powers in attempts to get music megastar Michael Jackson aboard but he apparently did not do the clay demos on why he was lower on the command channel than David Miscavige and L. Ron Hubbard. A decade later they made another ridiculously failed run at pop star Jennifer Lopez, but that didn't work out so well either when her OT FSM (Leah Remini) also turned out to be an SP, who knew?!
That whole SP thing, where the Church's top donors and believers---after decades of auditing up to the top OT levels--suddenly become an SP is very problematic. Church leaders however explained it: "This is what happens when you give priceless supernatural powers to someone like Leah but they only pay a few million dollars and the out-exchange spins them in to their evil purposes and criminal behavior!"
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OH MY GOD!
It's a remarkable strategy that Scientology has been using for the past half century---"The Celebrity Angle".
It's similar to the "The Religion Angle" that Hubbard discovered, when back in the 1950s he quietly converted his "modern science" into an "applied philosophy" and soon thereafter into "the world's fastest growing religion!"
The Celebrity Angle was a simple and often effective ruse where a famous person (ideally a moviestar or rockstar) could be used to sell a $600,000 "Bridge To Total Freedom" to credulous marks--who quite apparently felt that giving standing ovations to the OT wins of Tom Cruise was the same thing as due diligence.
On a planet of 7.3 billion, Scientology has somehow managed to find a couple internationally recognized entertainers (Tom Cruise & John Travolta) but that's about it, despite 70 years of intense recruiting. They desperately wanted (and famously failed) to close Elvis Presley--but at least they got his wife and daughter. Well, at least his wife, because his gloriously OT daughter turned out to be an SP, who knew?
Literally MILLIONS OF HOURS of dissemination work and entire organizations within Scientology (e.g. the worldwide network of "Celebrity Centers") were dedicated to solving Scientology's horrific public relations by putting at least one (1) winning-grinning rock star on the front of the cereal box they were trying to sell. They really thought they had "The Beatles" and countless other legends---but despite their miraculous superpowers and "Big League Celebrity Closing Techniques", they never could close even one.
Now that Travolta's patina has tarnished, Hubbard's cult really only has one--Tom Cruise, but even he has become a target of the public's rejection and ridicule after he stupidly said what he was really thinking in front of cameras.
Scientology's most advanced spiritual masters also used all their magical OT powers in attempts to get music megastar Michael Jackson aboard but he apparently did not do the clay demos on why he was lower on the command channel than David Miscavige and L. Ron Hubbard. A decade later they made another ridiculously failed run at pop star Jennifer Lopez, but that didn't work out so well either when her OT FSM (Leah Remini) also turned out to be an SP, who knew?!
That whole SP thing, where the Church's top donors and believers---after decades of auditing up to the top OT levels--suddenly become an SP is very problematic. Church leaders however explained it: "This is what happens when you give priceless supernatural powers to someone like Leah but they only pay a few million dollars and the out-exchange spins them in to their evil purposes and criminal behavior!"
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stratty
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No, I think it's something a little more Freudian Karen.
HelluvaHoax!
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originally posted by JustSheila
Kirstie Alley is so OT. She made a mint advertising and selling her weight loss program and
is a true ambassador of Scientology's effectiveness in handling your ruin.
Yah, SO OT! At CAUSE over MATTER ENERGY SPACE AND TIME!
On the positive side of things, Kirstie can actually do a clay demo for you that scientifically proves why her former BFF Leah Remini is an SP that nobody should ever talk to and nobody should ever hire again for an acting job.
It's an impressive clay demo of "Buddha On A Boat" wearing a navy costume and lecturing about his exciting scientific discovery that:
originally posted by JustSheila
Kirstie Alley is so OT. She made a mint advertising and selling her weight loss program and
is a true ambassador of Scientology's effectiveness in handling your ruin.
Yah, SO OT! At CAUSE over MATTER ENERGY SPACE AND TIME!
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On the positive side of things, Kirstie can actually do a clay demo for you that scientifically proves why her former BFF Leah Remini is an SP that nobody should ever talk to and nobody should ever hire again for an acting job.
It's an impressive clay demo of "Buddha On A Boat" wearing a navy costume and lecturing about his exciting scientific discovery that:
- - Scientology technology works 100% of the time!
- - People who falsely claim that they didn't get miraculous OT superpowers are SPs 100% of the time!
- - The tech states that the tech doesn't work on SPs, therefore Scientology technology works 100% of the time!
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HelluvaHoax!
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LOL, I noticed!
That's why I think that awesome photo you posted deserves (like a clay demo) a standard "overall label":
Has anyone noticed how the golden pillars continue to get longer and longer and taller. Do elongated golden pillars give more credibility ? More dazzle ? More ecclesiastical ?
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LOL, I noticed!
That's why I think that awesome photo you posted deserves (like a clay demo) a standard "overall label":
Hey cult, what's with all the TALL pillars?!
TALL TALES
MISDIRECTING
WHALES FROM FAILS
IN ORDER TO DO SALES
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TALL TALES
MISDIRECTING
WHALES FROM FAILS
IN ORDER TO DO SALES
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It was so much more than the celebrity angle, though. John Travolta was directly involved in this and trying to get Roberto to claim miraculous wins with Dianetics helping him recover from a terrible accident WHEN ROBERTO HAD NEVER EVEN HAD A SESSION IN DIANETICS OR SCIENTOLOGY. He was offered huge money to do so, too - $1.5 million per race for him to advertise Scientology and Dianetics and make false claims about it helping him when he'd never been involved.
So - John Travolta is completely aware that Scientology is a scam and knowingly and willingly recruiting other celebrities to forward the scam with big monetary payoffs.
"So they wanted to audit Roberto, and they started to talk to him about it. Roberto came to me, and I said to him, 'I don't think that is a good idea, Roberto. If you want to go through it, you are a grown man, do what you want to do, but I don't believe that's going to make a difference. They want to say that you crashed your car and you were unconscious for 17 days and now after being audited by Dianetics and reading the book and being a believer in this, all of a sudden they have converted a guy, a race driver, to where they want to take credit for you coming back as fast as you did in December when you didn't even know them.' It didn't make any sense to me."
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Some folks wanted to know who knew Scientology was a scam and was strictly in it for the money. Well, there's one - John Travolta. I would say that example makes DM absolutely aware of it being a scam, too, plus many other celebrities and FSMs. I'm sure there are many more. They're not believers. They are contract scammers who get paid to get others to scam the public.
Chuck J.
"Austere Religious Scholar"
Wow!
I did not know about the $cientology cults failed foray into auto racing. They always manage to shoot themselves in the foot with their $cientological behaviour.