HelluvaHoax!
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THE MAIN PROBLEM WITH SCIENTOLOGY IS NOT WHAT THEY
TELL YOU---IT'S WHAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU. THAT'S WHY
WE REGULARLY HAVE TO ADD A DESCRIPTIVE LINE OR TWO
Scientology "ministers" handle "downstats" who cannot even afford to buy food. The boxes are filled with rice
and beans, which is what L. Ron Hubbard scientifically discovered is the only food that "non-producers" should
be allowed to eat until they prove they can generate significant cash flow for him personally. Also enclosed in
the boxes are copies of Hubbard's policies which state that anyone who requires charity is a "degraded being"
who should NOT be helped in any ways because doing so "makes them go criminal". Additionally there are
philosophical essays in the box where Ron states emphatically that Scientology's help is only and exclusively
reserved for the "able" and should never ever be given away for free, because doing anything for another without
collecting cash ("Free Service - Free Fall") always leads to the destruction of Ron's churches. Finally, inside
the boxes being handed out to these starving "victims" are Hubbard's furious mandates that anyone who
doesn't generate and give him money should be "treated" with the "rehabilitative technology" that throws
them off the side of ships ("overboards"), imprisons them in chain lockers or incarcerates them in slave labor
crews for years while being prevented from leaving by hardcore guards all around them on duty 24/7
who immediately launch a nationwide stalking crusade if anyone somehow is ever able to escape.
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TELL YOU---IT'S WHAT THEY DON'T TELL YOU. THAT'S WHY
WE REGULARLY HAVE TO ADD A DESCRIPTIVE LINE OR TWO
Scientology "ministers" handle "downstats" who cannot even afford to buy food. The boxes are filled with rice
and beans, which is what L. Ron Hubbard scientifically discovered is the only food that "non-producers" should
be allowed to eat until they prove they can generate significant cash flow for him personally. Also enclosed in
the boxes are copies of Hubbard's policies which state that anyone who requires charity is a "degraded being"
who should NOT be helped in any ways because doing so "makes them go criminal". Additionally there are
philosophical essays in the box where Ron states emphatically that Scientology's help is only and exclusively
reserved for the "able" and should never ever be given away for free, because doing anything for another without
collecting cash ("Free Service - Free Fall") always leads to the destruction of Ron's churches. Finally, inside
the boxes being handed out to these starving "victims" are Hubbard's furious mandates that anyone who
doesn't generate and give him money should be "treated" with the "rehabilitative technology" that throws
them off the side of ships ("overboards"), imprisons them in chain lockers or incarcerates them in slave labor
crews for years while being prevented from leaving by hardcore guards all around them on duty 24/7
who immediately launch a nationwide stalking crusade if anyone somehow is ever able to escape.
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