Chicago Ideal Org: It’s Still Not Happening

Karen#1

Well-known member
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Once again, it’s supposedly happening!


And what is it that is happening?


You would be mistaken if you believed that this is announcement of the opening of the building that has been sitting ready and empty for nearly a year now. One of the 3 that were going to be opened “in the first quarter” of 2023.


The poster leaves you with that impression. One from October did the same thing.~~~READ MORE

 

HelluvaHoax!

Well-known member
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So the headline reads that it's: THE BIGGEST. THE BEST.

But still not big enough and best enough to open the doors of their Ideal Org.

Must be too many people lined up to pay for for auditing and too many people lined up to sign staff contracts. Yeah, that explains it. It would be DevT to use their new ideal building that it took 20 years and 20 million dollars to finish--so they rented a room in another part of the city ("Logan Square Auditorium", pictured below) to share their huge wins regarding the Ideal Org.



The super secret information about the Ideal Org has to be delivered in another
rented space besides the Ideal Org. Because it's super secret and Scientologists
would not understand the information if they heard it inside the Ideal Org building.

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Mamie Glutz

Well-known member
We went through ideal org fundraising for our local org for 13 years. After grand opening, we continued to be regged for the other incomplete orgs. Current parishioners should be already used to perpetual regging. Nothing new here. Except it's not growing, and they have fewer people to reg.
 

HelluvaHoax!

Well-known member
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I just had an incredibly ingenious marketing idea for Chicago that would ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE THE BIGGEST ATTENDANCE of any event in Scientology's 60 year history in that city!

Simply advertise an EVENT, promoting that the Ideal Org is closing (before it opens) and that all Scientologists who donated any money to purchasing and remodeling the Ideal Org building is entitled to receive a refund.

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HelluvaHoax!

Well-known member
They forgot to mention it'll be an early evening out.
They'll have to clear out of there by 8 pm.
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LOL LOL LOL !!!

Well, later in the evening at the Logan Square Auditorium there is another very special event that is remarkably similar to the Scientology gathering. Here's the Scientology version. . .

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FAKE PERFORMERS IN FAKE COSTUMES
PRETENDING TO BE WINNING FAKE GAMES


"As is above, so is below. . ."

FAKE PERFORMERS IN FAKE COSTUMES
PRETENDING TO BE WINNING FAKE GAMES

"Professional Wrestling" at the Logan Square Auditorium



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PirateAndBum

Administrator
Staff member
I'm shocked that DM has not arrived on the scene in Chicago and Austin to personally get those orgs open as he promised. After all he is the only one that ever gets anything done in scn. How many heads have rolled for this failure to meet the grand poohbah's edict?
 
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