TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

HelluvaHoax!

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Yet another installment from "The Scientology Handbook" which
explains why Scientologists' minds are so cluttered with cult complexities that
they cannot think the simple thought: "Wait! How do I escape this hyperbolic hoax?!"


YOUR MIND ON DRUGS SCIENTOLOGY


(1994) Actual Scientology promotional graphic from "The Scientology Handbook"
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YOUR MIND WHEN YOU HAVE GONE CLEAR
(OF SCIENTOLOGY)




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HelluvaHoax!

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from another thread wistfully recalling
old friends still trapped within the

cult's "theta" stranglehold
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originally posted by Brujaaa
I have friends who are
still in ...
I wonder where
they might go
when it is all
a ghost town.

ANSWER
To Qual, in order to do a clay demo of
"HOW TO STANDARDLY BOOM A GHOST TOWN"

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Enthetan

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LOL. That book is a veritable treasure trove of creepy cult cringiness!


ORIGINAL PHOTO FROM "THE SCIENTOLOGY HANDBOOK"
in the original indecipherable Scientology language





TRANSLATION TO ENGLISH
proving that Scientologists can have miraculous case gain on
any auditing command or "reality factor" they are given





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It's silly, cringeworthy stuff like that, which has ex Scientologists, after a few years in the real world, being less willing to admit to having been in Scientology, than one would admit to having served time in jail for indecent exposure to schoolgirls.
 

HelluvaHoax!

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It's just like OT VIII! Except that the
"TRUTH REVEALED"
is about things inside Scientology!




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HelluvaHoax!

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It has been scientifically estimated that as much as 81.32% of the "Bridge to
Total Freedom" is solely focused upon auditing one's comatose corporeal
entities (i.e. Genetic Entities & Body Thetans). As such, questions and
concerns arise about whether said dormant DBs would "go criminal" due

to not paying/exchanging for all the hours of auditing that they receive:

Type4_PTS said:
When the GE/BT's get free auditing in this way this seems to be violating an important Scientology policy. How is it that they are kept from going criminal?
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EXPLANATION: Genetic Entities and BTs are grandfathered in and not declared criminal pursuant to "EXEMPTION 8-M" (i.e. the 8 "M"s embedded in the mandate to "Make Money Make More Money Make others produce so as to Make Money"). To wit, the GE beings and the BT beings very successfully made it go right to make money for the org by "making others" (i.e. the being running the body) go out and earn sufficient money to purchase the intensive(s) of auditing. This, in turn, gives the GE/BT beings immunity and ethics protection by reason of being an upstat.

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HelluvaHoax!

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"Truth Revealed" - Episode #2
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It's just like OT VIII! Except that the
"TRUTH REVEALED"
is about things inside Scientology!



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HelluvaHoax!

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"Truth Revealed" - Episode #3
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It's just like OT VIII! Except that the
"TRUTH REVEALED"
is about things inside Scientology!



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HelluvaHoax!

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"Truth Revealed" - Episode #4
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It's just like OT VIII! Except that the
"TRUTH REVEALED"
is about things inside Scientology!



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HelluvaHoax!

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A more appropriate slogan would be:

"Scientologists Are Here. Hide yourself, your children, your friends,
your neighbors, your relatives, and human kind
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LOL

Also, hide your biggest overts of omission & missed withholds (i.e. undisclosed credit cards not yet maxed out).

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Chuck J.

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"Truth Revealed" - Episode #4
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It's just like OT VIII! Except that the
"TRUTH REVEALED"
is about things inside Scientology!



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The moment Big Bean Tom Cruise realized all the money and cosmetic surgery (and auditing) in the world was not going to save him from eventually looking like puffy-cheeked a 59 year old Irish guy who drinks too much.


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HelluvaHoax!

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Seems that Mr. Cruise's head has gone PTS. Puffy Trouble Syndrome.

To ensure we assist Scientology's messianic moviestar to find the correct WHY, we should use a fully charged e-meter to assess the following list and indicate the source of the problem:

Something to do with following the Commodore's and COB's
"Successful Actions" of handling stubborn case by getting drunk.

Allergic response to a MBCP (Mest Body Cosmetic Procedure).

Psychosomatic edema dramatization triggered by going
past an MU while studying Ron's "Expansion Formula"

Mr. Cruise actually postulated puffing up, because in
case something happens to Miscavige—the only other
thing he'd need in order to assume cult guru
status is some red hair dye and an ascot.



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Chuck J.

Election Fraud Has Consequences
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Seems that Mr. Cruise's head has gone PTS. Puffy Trouble Syndrome.

To ensure we assist Scientology's messianic moviestar to find the correct WHY, we should use a fully charged e-meter to assess the following list and indicate the source of the problem:

Something to do with following the Commodore's and COB's
"Successful Actions" of handling stubborn case by getting drunk.

Allergic response to a MBCP (Mest Body Cosmetic Procedure).

Psychosomatic edema dramatization triggered by going
past an MU while studying Ron's "Expansion Formula"

Mr. Cruise actually postulated puffing up, because in
case something happens to Miscavige—the only other
thing he'll need in order to assume cult guru
status is some red hair dye and an ascot.



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Puffy Trouble Syndrome..... now that was a real LOL, :LOL::roflmao::hysterical:

I'm still chuckling.:)
 
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