Scientology wants you to know it has so many new ways for you to party with them!

[Karen#1]

TONY ORTEGA
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We’re still waiting for Scientology to put up its slide show from the L. Ron Hubbard Birthday Event on March 14, but in the meantime, the church keeps pumping out propaganda that Alex Barnes-Ross has been good enough to send our way!

This past weekend, local orgs held their birthday parties for Ron, a week after the big live event in Clearwater, Florida.

And in Saint Hill, Ron’s onetime home in East Grinstead, England, they really went all out with a cake and fireworks!

Here’s a glimpse of the kind of party that you’re missing out on, you doubters…


Meanwhile, it’s another kind of party down in San Juan, Puerto Rico, where the newest Scientology “Ideal Org” opened up last month.

Because if there’s one thing an Ideal Org needs, it’s a dedicated workforce to keep it from falling into decrepitude from lack of use!

Imagine spending your days working in the moribund cafe!

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Scientology wants you to know it has so many new ways for you to party with them!

We’re still waiting for Scientology to put up its slide show from the L.

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[I M Dex]

I don't know if its just me, but does this not have a creepy, foreboding vibe?

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And finally, here’s where the real party is always taking place: Wherever Scientology megadonor Tom Cummins is!
And Tom’s hiring!

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Hi, friends - Cummins Worldwide is hiring
Our leader, Mr. Tom Cummins, is someone we deeply respect. He is strong, visionary, and incredibly productive — and at the same time kind, generous, and truly invested in people. Being around him, you naturally grow. You learn. You become stronger.
Right now, we are looking for someone very special to work directly with him.
Personal Assistant to Mr. Tom Cummins
Clearwater, FL | Full-Time | In-Office
Monday–Friday | 7:00 AM – 3:00 PM
This is for someone who understands that by supporting a powerful leader, you help create even bigger impact.
-Someone kind.
-Sharp.
-Fast.
-Discreet.
-Emotionally steady.