Is this the Scientology video that finally gets you to sign a billion-year contract?

[Karen#1]

TONY ORTEGA
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Scientology is always hunting for new marks who can be convinced that it makes sense to sign a billion-year contract, promising to work around the clock for lifetime after lifetime in the Sea Organization.

Sure, the fake naval uniforms are kitsch as hell, but $50 a week for a billion years? (And yes, it says a billion years right there on the contract and no, they’re not kidding.)

We got leaked their latest recruiting video, and we wanted to get your thoughts about how persuasive it might be, especially for a youngster who has been brought up in the church.

And also, once again Scientology has made a very interesting disclosure about its size in this video, as it has in Sea Org ads of the past…


We’re referring to these numbers at the beginning of the video…

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The message, apparently, is to impress on the potential recruit what a massive job they have ahead of them, that at this point there is only one Sea Org member for every 1.18 million people on the planet, and yet Scientology’s goal is to convert every man, woman, and child on Earth to L. Ron Hubbard’s wacky way of thinking.

Not only is that a ludicrous goal, it tells us exactly how many Sea Org members Scientology claims to have in the world. Here, let’s do the math…

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Is this the Scientology video that finally gets you to sign a billion-year contract?

Scientology is always hunting for new marks who can be convinced that it makes sense to sign a billion-year contract, promising to work around the clock for lifetime after lifetime in the Sea Organization.

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[Hatshepsut]

I don't know anyone who even thought it was possible to clear the entire planet.......even back when. We only had a vague idea of what the term meant. The general consensus was that there wasn't enough money on the planet to Clear it.

I think they're letting the young recruits play with the computer design software. Not impressed. The video sends the message that if you join, sign the contract, you will be on your own with overwhelming working to do.