2023 predictions!

[Alex P. Keaton]

(7) A tropical storm will hit the Bahamas during hurricane season (typically between June and November). Scientology Volunteer Ministers will go there to hand out bottles of water to each other and take pictures of it before packing up the water and taking it back to Clearwater. The VMs will somehow find bags containing millions of dollars which were looted from the FTX crypto-currency exchange. The money will immediately be smuggled out of the Bahamas and given to David Miscavige, where it will be spent on his lavish lifestyle. US law enforcement and securities fraud investigators will never find the missing millions or know that the Volunteer Ministers did.

 

[lotus]

MissCavige escape ending

 

[TrevAnon]

2) As an acknowledgment of COB's amazing work Ron is promoting DM from Captain to Admiral.

That's an insult!

What are you? A Type 4 PTS?

What are your crimes?!

 

[Barile]

I predict... for 2023
a series of
Next Big Things

change my mind

 

[Alex P. Keaton]

(8) Republican Congressman-Elect (at the time of this prediction) George Santos (R-NY) has admitted he lied about his education and his ethnic heritage. He will point out that L. Ron Hubbard did this all the time, so he has done nothing wrong.

(9) Sam Bankman-Fried (or is that Sam Bankrupt-Fraud?), head of the defunct FTX cryptocurrency exchange, will "get religion" while awaiting trial, to get a lighter sentence. He will start studying Scientology. He thought Scientology would give him the same boost in credibility as a prisoner who turns to Christianity or Islam in prison, but he will find out he is wrong. He try to become a "whale" like Tom Cummins or Dr. Fialkoff. Of course, before any of the stolen money reaches Scientology, it will be confiscated by securities investigators and/or the FBI. When Sam Bankman-Fried tries to set up a Criminon group in prison, Scientology will openly want nothing to do with him (they can't give him an SP declare, since he is not a member).

 

[Inanna]

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Yeah, I also thought she was going to be the next big celebrity blow.

I even predicted it on the 2021 version of this annual PREDICTION thread. I didn't predict the cancer— but she did escape the cult.

Hopefully there is a lovely fresh reboot in this cosmic deal for her!

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..

She struck me as fanatical. Travolta- different story.

 

[Inanna]

Guessing there will be an even bigger scandal with DM.

 

[onceuponatime]

Chicago AND Austin will open to much fanfare, they will of course be largely manned by SO members. Along with the opening of Chicago the new Admin training program will be announced as having started to roll out. Manipulated graphs will show how much unprecedented expansion is taking place. Of course the orgs will be largely empty and if any production is occurring it will be based on false reports/financial irregs. Maybe that's the secret of this admin training? They will un-cancel the canceling of all the financial irregs that were going on.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Chicago AND Austin will open to much fanfare, they will of course be largely manned by SO members. Along with the opening of Chicago the new Admin training program will be announced as having started to roll out. Manipulated graphs will show how much unprecedented expansion is taking place. Of course the orgs will be largely empty and if any production is occurring it will be based on false reports/financial irregs. Maybe that's the secret of this admin training? They will un-cancel the canceling of all the financial irregs that were going on.

2023 PREDICTION ​

When new Ideal Orgs open up and remain empty like the other empty Ideal Orgs, a NEW WHY will need to be found.

I predict that the 'New Why' will be that the Ideal Orgs delivering the Ideal Tech did not attract customers because they were not using IDEAL DISSEMINATION! When that is jubilantly announced at a worldwide event, there will be a stunned silence followed by Minister Miscavige performing a MIKE-DROP CAN-DROP moment.

Moments later the 10M Scientologist at the event will erupt out
of their seats in a wildly euphoric standing and cheering ovation!

At the conclusion of the event all Scientologists will then
madly sprint to the sales booths to buy their own copy
of the new IDEAL DISSEMINATION BOOK
and enroll on the new course!

[ all that before any Scientologist knows what exactly is in the book or course ]


..​

 

[Type4_PTS]

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2023 PREDICTION ​

When new Ideal Orgs open up and remain empty like the other empty Ideal Orgs, a NEW WHY will need to be found.

I predict that the 'New Why' will be that the Ideal Orgs delivering the Ideal Tech did not attract customers because they were not using IDEAL DISSEMINATION! When that is jubilantly announced at a worldwide event, there will be a stunned silence followed by Minister Miscavige performing a MIKE-DROP CAN-DROP moment.

Moments later the 10M Scientologist at the event will erupt out
of their seats in a sustained and wildly euphoric standing ovation!

At the conclusion of the event all Scientologists will then
madly sprint to the sales booths to buy their own copy
of the new IDEAL DISSEMINATION BOOK
and enroll on the new course!

[ all that before any Scientologist knows what exactly is in the book or course ]


..​

Probably some SP Transcriptionist placed hundreds of inappropriate semicolons throughout all the HCO PL's on Dissemination, attempting to sabotage mankinds only hope. And it almost worked! But the COB came to the rescue once again, going through all the HCO PL's with a fine tooth comb to fix them.

Once all Scientologists get through the new Dissem Course with the use of the Ideal Dissemination Book watch out! All stats will shoot into screaming affluence like we never saw before. This is so critical to our future that everyone needs to order TWO copies of the Dissem Book, in case you misplace one.

 

[PirateAndBum]

They already did that "dissem" event, many years ago. Do you recall that big fat blue "Dissemination" book?

 

[Type4_PTS]

They already did that "dissem" event, many years ago. Do you recall that big fat blue "Dissemination" book?

Actually, I do remember it. I was on the Dissem Course with that book at Flag in 1988 but never finished the course because I got recruited for the S.O. there and didn't get very far into it.

I had one of those books but threw it in the dumpster many years ago.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

..

They already did that "dissem" event, many years ago. Do you recall that big fat blue "Dissemination" book?

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LOL

Jeez, no recollection of that.

Then again, I had a lot of bouncer-denier engrams that reactively prevented me from going to events. My reactive mind made me feel stupid and humiliated when everyone was standing and applauding--and looking at each other with ARC gushing out of their eyeballs. Despite nobody having the slightest clue what the huge win being celebrated even was.

What was in the blue volume? I am hoping it wasn't the key to planetary clearing because it would be a damn shame if we all forgot to read that! LOL.


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[onceuponatime]

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2023 PREDICTION ​

When new Ideal Orgs open up and remain empty like the other empty Ideal Orgs, a NEW WHY will need to be found.

I predict that the 'New Why' will be that the Ideal Orgs delivering the Ideal Tech did not attract customers because they were not using IDEAL DISSEMINATION! When that is jubilantly announced at a worldwide event, there will be a stunned silence followed by Minister Miscavige performing a MIKE-DROP CAN-DROP moment.

Moments later the 10M Scientologist at the event will erupt out
of their seats in a wildly euphoric standing and cheering ovation!

At the conclusion of the event all Scientologists will then
madly sprint to the sales booths to buy their own copy
of the new IDEAL DISSEMINATION BOOK
and enroll on the new course!

[ all that before any Scientologist knows what exactly is in the book or course ]


..​

This is a little too close to reality methinks, are you sure you aren't using any of your OT powers when you're making these predictions? I wonder how many people will remember all the other times dissemination was "handled".

 

[programmer_guy]

 

[ILove2Lurk]

. . . other times dissemination was "handled" . . .

Dissemination Course Book
[Going Clear premiere -- circa 2015]
​

 

[Alex P. Keaton]

(10) Kathy Lee Gifford will continue doing commercials (during the USA's right-wing talk radio programs) for those "Balance of Nature" nutritional supplement capsules. KLG knows this company donates heavily to Scientology. Because of all the money she raises, Kathy Lee will have a "cognition" that she should be running Scientology. She should be "numero uno", president of RTC, keeper of the Tech, and whatever titles Davey currently has. Starting at Hollywood Celebrity Center, she will proceed to out-cuss, outslap and outpunch David Miscavige until she takes over Hollywood CC. Then she will travel to Clearwater. During one of the Friday night graduations, she will take the stage, point a gun at Miscavige and berate him. He will step out from behind his podium and visibly wet his training pants before Kathy Lee Gifford pulls the trigger, thus performing "R2-45" on Miscavige, who will be dead before he hits the floor.

 

[Dotey OT]

They already did that "dissem" event, many years ago. Do you recall that big fat blue "Dissemination" book?

That book was a monster. They gave that course away for free. There were tr's and lectures on that. And the dissem drill? Omg.

 

[Alex P. Keaton]

(11) Terry Bollea (Hulk Hogan, former professional fake wrestler) will be recruited into Scientology. When he has the same "cognition" as Elvis ("all this SOB group wants is my money") he will attend a Friday night graduation and walk up onto the stage with the intention of using his wrestling moves (the "pile driver", maybe?) to turn David Miscavige into a stain on the stage. Sadly, he will arrive while the smoke is still billowing out of Kathy Lee Gifford's gun, so all Terry can do is pick up a dead DM and body-slam his dead body back down onto the stage.

 

[Alex P. Keaton]

(12) Terry will then have the "Frank Zappa Cognition" -- "if you pay enough money and hold the cans, you get to be part of the master race". Terry will denounce Scientology as a money grab, which, of course, it is. When Scientology's hired PIs buy Terry's trash in order to go through it, he will confront them and toss them over his head into the back of the City of Clearwater's garbage truck. (Just like Mr. T tossing people over his head through plate glass windows on "The A Team".)