2023 predictions!

[Alex P. Keaton]

(13) Terry will then realize he acted rashly denouncing Scientology (or maybe he never did denounce it as a money grab). Terry will take over Scientology and order less expensive shoes than DM. He will use his charisma to proclaim DM dead and "THE WAR IS OVER" as far as succession is concerned. He is in charge, thanks to Kathy Lee Gifford and her smoking gun. Tom Cruise won't dare oppose the imposing former wrestler. Terry will be shocked by the terrible diet and physical condition of the staff and Sea Org, and will institute a better diet and 30-minute workouts twice a day for all personnel. Thanks to these workouts, smoking rates will fall off a cliff. People will feel better physically about themselves and leave Scientology. If someone tries to recover them as part of a "blow drill", there will be a much lower chance of recovering the person.

 

[Alex P. Keaton]

(14) Terry Bollea will challenge famous dwarf Tom Cruise and famous bald guy John Travolta to a wrestling match in Clearwater. Terry will get 80% of the profits from this event. David Miscavige wanted an 80/20 split, with DM getting the 80 percent. But due to Terry's large, intimidating "Hulk Hogan" physique, DM will agree to receive the 20% instead. After taking on local challengers and getting the wrestling matches on local cable TV, Terry will form a new corporation cutting DM out entirely.

Terry will publicly denounce Scientology as fake, and being only about money. DM will point out that "professional wrestling" is fake too, but Terry will childishly announce "it takes one [faker] to know one [another faker]" and "Yeah, wrestling is fake. And I'm an expert on fakes; I know what I'm talking about. And you, DM, are the KING of fakes!".

EDIT: DM might try to argue in court that the "new corporation" is just a continuation of the old business and so DM should still be entitled to 20% of the profits. The courts will tell Davey to pound sand.

Terry Bollea will go on to form a "minor league" of phony wrestling in the southeastern US and will try to grow his brand to rival his old employer (Vince McMahon's wrestling empire).

My crystal ball is fuzzy here. It has no idea about the need for more fake wrestling in the US.

 

[Alex P. Keaton]

(15) Due to the success of "Top Gun: Maverick" (and Tom Cruise's real-life piloting skills) Tom Cruise will express his desire to join the Ukranian Air Force. David Miscavige will slap him silly, pointing out that he is next in line when DM dies, so it would be foolish to risk death. Cruise will try to convince John Travolta to join him in the Ukrainian Air Force, but John will decline to go to Ukraine -- since Hubbard knew JT was going to be a star, Hubbard insisted that JT didn't have to pay for anything. So JT will stay in the US and do more Scientology services.

 

[ILove2Lurk]

David Miscavige steps down as COB and writes a tell-all memoir in 2023

How can this be?

DM has been watching the success of Mike Rinder's lauded autobiography since September. He sees all the book sales, the fawning interviews and podcasts, and a possible mini-series in the offing.

Here, his #2 and Praetorian Guard, who would sacrifice himself for DM and the cause for over thirty years, leaves the flock, and in a few years is placed on a pedestal and most exes are crying out hosannas in the streets for him. Miscavige could use some of that magic.

"A Bright Idea"
Miscavige figures out this is his time to exit stage left . . . to dismount the tiger he is riding. He has his share of the money placed in off-shore secret accounts, all proper and legal-like. He resigns, leaving behind all the current problems for other top SO executives to figure out.

In his book, he throws Rinder and Rathbun and Hubbard under the bus mightily, blaming them for any and all problems and missteps of the last thirty years. He blames Hubbard for leaving the bridge unfinished and no notes for further OT levels and very entangled and messy legal situations that took Miscavige decades to repair. Mike and Marty are depicted as the real SPs close to the throne, and documented as the "whos" for all the bad decisions and policy swerves of the past three decades. One is left with the conclusion that no wonder he, Miscavige, went so PTS for so many years. Makes sense now. SPs close to the seat of power.

In the age of acceptable public victimhood, this all is gobbled up by eager mainstream readers and many of the exes.

What happens next? David is absolved of all purported and suspected crimes and errors -- per the ex-scientology concept of Fast-Flow Forgiveness -- himself placed on a pedestal in his post-scientology years and is featured in many media interviews, podcasts, and perhaps even in a real life documentary mini-series on Netflix.

Who would dare think all this could be possible?

Strange times indeed we are living in . . . .

Note on the book in Germany: Officials ban the book from being published there.
They have trouble with the title for some reason. Maybe you can figure out why.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Hälsningar till alla,
Mikael Blomkvist
Stockholm, Sweden

 

[Dotey OT]

Prediction # 1: Tampa Brad shows his ass. In more ways than one.

Has that already been predicted?

 

[Type4_PTS]

David Miscavige steps down as COB and writes a tell-all memoir in 2023

How can this be?

DM has been watching the success of Mike Rinder's lauded autobiography since September. He sees all the book sales, the fawning interviews and podcasts, and a possible mini-series in the offing.

Here, his #2 and Praetorian Guard, who would sacrifice himself for DM and the cause for over thirty years, leaves the flock, and in a few years is placed on a pedestal and most exes are crying out hosannas in the streets for him. Miscavige could use some of that magic.

"A Bright Idea"
Miscavige figures out this is his time to exit stage left . . . to dismount the tiger he is riding. He has his share of the money placed in off-shore secret accounts, all proper and legal-like. He resigns, leaving behind all the current problems for other top SO executives to figure out.

In his book, he throws Rinder and Rathbun and Hubbard under the bus mightily, blaming them for any and all problems and missteps of the last thirty years. He blames Hubbard for leaving the bridge unfinished and no notes for further OT levels and very entangled and messy legal situations that took Miscavige decades to repair. Mike and Marty are depicted as the real SPs close to the throne, and documented as the "whos" for all the bad decisions and policy swerves of the past three decades. One is left with the conclusion that no wonder he, Miscavige, went so PTS for so many years. Makes sense now. SPs close to the seat of power.

In the age of acceptable public victimhood, this all is gobbled up by eager mainstream readers and many of the exes.

What happens next? David is absolved of all purported and suspected crimes and errors -- per the ex-scientology concept of Fast-Flow Forgiveness -- himself placed on a pedestal in his post-scientology years and is featured in many media interviews, podcasts, and perhaps even in a real life documentary mini-series on Netflix.

Who would dare think all this could be possible?

Strange times indeed we are living in . . . .

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Note on the book in Germany: Officials ban the book from being published there.
They have trouble with the title for some reason. Maybe you can figure out why.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Hälsningar till alla,
Mikael Blomkvist
Stockholm, Sweden

I bet that Miscavige has clay demoed his favorite essay (Responsibility of Leaders) multiple times, including this part:

When you move off a point of power, pay all your obligations on the nail, empower all your friends completely and move off with your pockets full of artillery, potential blackmail on every erstwhile rival, unlimited funds in your private account and the addresses of experienced assassin's and go live in Bulgravia and bribe the police.


My prediction is that he'll follow that formula closely. But he may utilize some of those things you touched upon as well.

If he gets ordered by a court to a deposition in one of these court cases and his attorneys are unable to stop it from happening that will be the trigger. He'll begin getting packed for his trip to Bulgravia.

 

[Alex P. Keaton]

(16) A complete set of Green Volumes and Red Volumes will be discovered amidst the classified documents in President Joe Biden's old office at the Penn-Biden Center (at the University of Pennsylvania) and in his personal garage. President Biden will admit that Hubbard's office management "tech" is the reason why he is so very well organized. If he did not use Hubbard's "tech", his office would have resembled Donald Trump's office -- with entire file folders of classified documents missing, but the empty folders labeled "TOP SECRET - SCI" lying about the office.

(17) At some point in the year, Joe Biden will appear in the tabloids for giving Xenu a ride in his Chevrolet Corvette (when he gets it out of his famously "locked garage" in Wilmington, Delaware). The President never drives while he is in office, for security reasons. So hopefully everyone realizes the grainy tabloid pictures are fake, so people laugh, and nobody increases the negativity that is already everywhere in US politics.

 

[Alex P. Keaton]

(18) As I write these words, classified documents have just been found at Mike Pence's house. I predict the secret documents will document that reveal the ABSOLUTE EFFECTIVENESS of ritalin and adderall. Scientology will dispute the effectiveness of these "psych drugs" -- not because of the secret documents -- they're secret, so we will never know what they say. Scientology will criticize the "psych drugs" because screeching about them is just what they do -- all day, every day.

 

[Dotey OT]

There will be a celebrity leave and speak out against the cult.

I really do believe that there are celebrity fence sitters in the cult, and that one will come out publicly (for a change) about his/her leaving. This celeb's leaving is in a manner that befits the current situation, in that the public knows more truth about scn than does the current parishionier, and that you would have to be an idiot (they are) for not looking into the clamor.

1. A public announcement
2. Details of this persons experience while in (all the gory details) and while leaving (all the gory details)
3. Calling out others that are still in to do the same

Why this would be good for the celebrity is obvious, as they would be embraced for doing the right thing, and made even better by the fact of scn making a public fuss about the leaving.

I am not sure that I know of this happening before, and I am willing to go out on a limb with this one. I just think that there are a few that aren't talking and one will publicly depart.

 

[Alex P. Keaton]

From another thread, I'm quoting PirateAndBum:

Prediction 2023: 4 Ideal Orgs opened in Q1, 4 Idle Orgs struggling in Q4.

January 31 has not come yet (at the time of this post), so we can still predict stuff !