TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

guanoloco said:
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Let's not judge too quickly. . .

Despite any minor imperfections Dr. Hubbard may have exhibited during his time on Earth, one must not ignore, forget or fail to recognize his historically epic contributions to mankind, such as:
  • Discovering that he was in fact the reincarnation of Buddha; and that Buddhism could produce the state of "keyed-out Clear". This revelation was instrumental in helping Scientology to become "The World's Fastest Growing Religion" by adding 324 MILLION present-day Buddhists to the number of Scientologists who had started on their Bridge.
  • False Data Stripping 2.3 Billion Christians of the mistaken idea that Jesus is the Messiah. This happened with Ron completed a wholetrack research project and announced his scientific findings that: "The man on the cross—there was no Christ!" Ron then was able to provide the True Data that he alone was the savior of mankind and all beings in the universe.
  • In 1952 Ron single-handedly discovered the earth-saving sciences of Environmentalism and the Green Movement in order to avoid destroying the earth's ecosystems and polluting all the oceans, rivers and the air itself. Ron gave his revolutionary new sustainability technology the name "RECYCLING". And so it was that the very first instance of recycling happened in 1952 when Ron re-purposed Campbells soup cans into e-meter electrodes.

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HelluvaHoax! said:
Let's not judge too quickly. . .

Despite any minor imperfections Dr. Hubbard may have exhibited during his time on Earth, one must not ignore, forget or fail to recognize his historically epic contributions to mankind, such as:
  • Discovering that he was in fact the reincarnation of Buddha; and that Buddhism could produce the state of "keyed-out Clear". This revelation was instrumental in helping Scientology to become "The World's Fastest Growing Religion" by adding 324 MILLION present-day Buddhists to the number of Scientologists who had started on their Bridge.
  • False Data Stripping 2.3 Billion Christians of the mistaken idea that Jesus is the Messiah. This happened with Ron completed a wholetrack research project and announced his scientific findings that: "The man on the cross—there was no Christ!" Ron then was able to provide the True Data that he alone was the savior of mankind and all beings in the universe.
  • In 1952 Ron single-handedly discovered the earth-saving sciences of Environmentalism and the Green Movement and avoid destroying the earth's ecosystems and polluting all the oceans, rivers and the air itself. Ron gave his revolutionary new sustainability technology the name "RECYCLING". And so it was that the very first instance of recycling happened in 1952 when Ron re-purposed Campbells soup cans into e-meter electrodes.

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Talk about restimulation...those are tomatoes on those electrodes....which for humans are tomatoes soup cans! Those poor tomatoes.

Oh, the horror!
 
This is one of my favorite pictures ever posted on ESMB REDUX. It's real, not AI.


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It's taken from a post at the Underground Bunker entitled:

Joy Villa tells us what it’s like to watch herself when she was shilling for Scientology​

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Joy Villa tells us what it’s like to watch herself when she was shilling for Scientology

It was great to hear from Joy Villa, who let us know she had run across something we might want to see.
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It was great to hear from Joy Villa, who let us know she had run across something we might want to see.

It’s a video she made several years ago while she was at Scientology’s UK headquarters, Saint Hill Manor.

She wanted us to see how ebullient she seems in it, and practiced, urging other Scientologists to get training as auditors, which was part of her role as one of the church’s celebrities. She was constantly being asked to promote the organization while going through grueling processes at the “Advanced Organization” there.

But at the same time that she was doing her best to seem “uptone,” she tells us she was actually completely miserable and was near her breaking point.

“That video was probably less than six months before my breakdown,” she says. And it was that breakdown, caused mainly, she says, by the pressure she was being put under to renounce Christianity before she could go onto the “OT Levels,” that finally led to her decision to leave.
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There are 2.3 billion Christians on the planet, and Joy Villa debunked one of Scientology's biggest lies about Scientology being compatible with Christianity.
 
Type4_PTS said:
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In a diabolically deceptive cult
things are not always as they seem
(i.e. Joy is not jumping for joy about the tech. She's
just ecstatic that her elaborate escape plan worked!)

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SCIENO-SCENARIO #1: When Joy Villa was "r-factored" that she would not be allowed on Scientology's OT levels unless she disconnected from her Christian beliefs.


ETHICS OFFICER
So, what's up with all that Christian shit?

JOY VILLA
How can you degrade my religion like that? Here, look at
the LRH reference, Ron clearly states that "...Scientology
is non-denominational, you can be a Christian and
still gain all the miraculous powers of an OT!"

ETHICS OFFICER
Okay, whatever but here is a better LRH reference. Ron
clearly states that Christianity is an implant! Here, look
at this where Ron says "THE MAN ON THE
CROSS...THERE WAS NO CHRIST!"

JOY VILLA
(now crying)
What are you saying? I can't do my OT levels
and attain "Total Freedom" and magic powers forever?

ETHICS OFFICER
That's right, So knock off all this implant bullshit
and stop being reasonable and using squirrel tech!

JOY VILLA
(uncontrollably sobbing)
Okay, okay, okay, okay....

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SCIENO-SCENARIO #2: Years later, when Joy has a cognition that "TOTAL Freedom" does not allow ANY freedom to think for oneself. She is once again summoned to the ethics department.

ETHICS OFFICER
You've been sent to ethics because someone wrote a Knowledge Report on you
when they saw you last Sunday going into a Christian church. And you can see
here that they did surveillance on you inside and caught you in these
photographs actually singing songs about Jesus Christ.
So we are issuing a non-enturbulation order on you
for squirreling and for dramatizing implants
and going totally off-source.

JOY VILLA
But Ron said that anyone of any religion can be
a Scientologist and do their Bridge to Total Freedom!

ETHICS OFFICER
Okay that's it, knock it off. I am ordering you to do
lower conditions and to clay demo Ron's discovery
that "THE MAN ON THE CROSS--THERE WAS NO CHRIST".

JOY VILLA
Seriously? Then I am ordering you to
do your lower conditions and clay demo
"THE MAN ON THE APOLLO--THERE WAS NO OT"

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Type4_PTS said:
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Scientology should insert that photo into their TECH DICTIONARY under the newly discovered term "TONE 41".

That's the highest tone level in the universe. It makes tone 40 look downtone.

The Tone 41 Rundown is so advanced that it has to be run while EXTERIOR.

Exterior from Scientology.

The TONE 41 Rundown end phenomena is: "Total Freedom from Total Freedom".


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Yesterday this ad POPPED UP while i was searching something unrelated to Scientology.

It's the new DIANETICS campaign. The identical one from decades ago that ran on tv, asking a question.

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As people on the internet view that commercial, it answers the question, but not really. Just the PAGE NUMBER of the answer in the Dianetics book is provided. You didn't think they were going to give their priceless secrets away for free, did you?

Actually, that question is pretty darn close to perfect. Because it promises to reveal why Dr. Hubbard and Minister Miscavige treat Scientologists like moronic marks. All we need is a simple tweak to make that question IDEAL!

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And that, comrades, is the answer to EVERY question in Scientology.

That's why levels OT 3 to OT 8 are all dedicated to hunting BTs and kicking them out.

PC PARADOX
Scientology's fundamental principal is that YOU are responsible
for everything bad that ever happens to you. However, at the
same time you have to pay the cult upwards of $600,000
to handle the source of all problems which is NOT you.
It's BTs that are causing all the bad things happening to you.
But wait, it's YOU that's causing all the bad things to you.
Don't try to figure it out, just give them the
money and they will figure it all out for you!​

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HelluvaHoax! said:
.PC PARADOX
Scientology's fundamental principal is that YOU are responsible
for everything bad that ever happens to you. However, at the
same time you have to pay the cult upwards of $600,000
to handle the source of all problems which is NOT you.
It's BTs that are causing all the bad things happening to you.
But wait, it's YOU that's causing all the bad things to you.
Don't try to figure it out, just give them the
money and they will figure it all out for you!​

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You are not just responsible for everything bad that ever happens to you. According to Hubbard, you are responsible for everything bad that happens along all 8 dynamics. If a person you never met who lived 5000 miles away got bitten by a dog you didn't own or train, YOU are responsible. If a hurricane devastates Haiti, YOU are responsible.

Here is a quote from Advanced Procedures and Axioms. It is the definition of "responsibility":

DEFINITION: Responsibility is the ability and willingness to assume the status of full source and cause for all efforts and counter-efforts on all dynamics. There is no compromise with full responsibility. It lies above 20.0 on the tone scale and is descended from in order to effect randomity but is descended from with the full knowledge of its assumptions. It means responsibility for all acts, all emotions, on every dynamic and in every sphere as one's own. It includes such "disrelated" data as the death of an individual one has never met on a highway on which one has never travelled at the hands of a stranger, no matter how culpable.
 
HelluvaHoax! said:
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TYPO CORRECTION: Please don't order me to retread the grammar course!


PC PARADOX
Scientology's fundamental principal principle is that YOU are responsible
for everything bad that ever happens to you. However, at the
same time you have to pay the cult upwards of $600,000
to handle the source of all problems which is NOT you.
It's BTs that are causing all the bad things happening to you.
But wait, it's YOU that's causing all the bad things to you.
Don't try to figure it out, just give them the
money and they will figure it all out for you!​

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We need a dust cover jacket but instead of a judge it's a principal.

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...sorry to all the blacks and womyn (sic) but when searching for images of school principals it seems that suddenly there's not a white guy around.
 
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Type4_PTS said:
You are not just responsible for everything bad that ever happens to you. According to Hubbard, you are responsible for everything bad that happens along all 8 dynamics. If a person you never met who lived 5000 miles away got bitten by a dog you didn't own or train, YOU are responsible. If a hurricane devastates Haiti, YOU are responsible.

Here is a quote from Advanced Procedures and Axioms. It is the definition of "responsibility":

DEFINITION: Responsibility is the ability and willingness to assume the status of full source and cause for all efforts and counter-efforts on all dynamics. There is no compromise with full responsibility. It lies above 20.0 on the tone scale and is descended from in order to effect randomity but is descended from with the full knowledge of its assumptions. It means responsibility for all acts, all emotions, on every dynamic and in every sphere as one's own. It includes such "disrelated" data as the death of an individual one has never met on a highway on which one has never travelled at the hands of a stranger, no matter how culpable.
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Outstanding catch on the cult's doctrine of "total responsibility"!
TL;DR COURTESY WARNING! (I feel a rant coming on, lol)

Your breakdown of Scientology's position on responsibility reveals that:

EVERYONE IS RESPONSIBLE
FOR EVERYTHING THAT
HAPPENS ANY TIME
TO ANYONE
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That's got to be the best example of a "GENERALITY" on the entire wholetrack! And it's arguably the most diabolically ingenious marketing campaign ever devised—because of this:

SCIENTOLOGY SALESMAN
(in his office on the phone)
Hi Billy, I'm so glad I caught you. I wanted
to congratulate you again on attesting to OT 17
last month. You are so amazing, how is it going?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
(relaxing poolside at luxury resort)
Oh hi, I am doing unbelievably great, I've
never felt happier and healthier in my life. It's the
first time ever that i felt stress free where I could
just kick back and enjoy life for the very first time!

SCIENTOLOGY SALESMAN
That's amazing Billy! It must be unbelievable
to be the world's first OT 17, I can't even imagine
what it must be like to attain the OT ability of
"TOTAL RESPONSIBILITY ON ALL DYNAMICS"!!!

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Thanks for the validation flow! It's everything I ever
dreamed of and trillions of light years beyond my imagination!
Hey, thanks so much for flowing power to me today, but I've
got to run because I've got to make it to the car dealership today
before they close because I am picking up my new Lamborghini.

SCIENTOLOGY SALESMAN
Wait!! Billy, before you go I could really use your help
on a cycle. Listen, Billy, there has been an unfortunate
incident in a remote village in Burkina Fasino. We just
received a report a few minutes ago that a goat herder
there fell into a well and then some local terrorists
stole all 5 of his goats and are holding them hostage
if he doesn't pay the ransom. This is why the org
needs the help of an OT 17, because if we don't
get those goats back to the villagers, I hate to
tell you this---but they all could get sick and die
from malnourishment. You wouldn't let
them die, now would you Billy?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
But why are you calling me instead of one
of the orgs in Africa? I mean there have
got to be some OTs or Clears in
that part of the world, right?

SCIENTOLOGY SALESMAN
No Billy, I am afraid only an OT 17 completion
can make this go right. Because as an OT 17, you have
the OT ability to take full responsibility for everything, right?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
But isn't that like a total terrorist war zone over there? There's
like serious travel advisories for Americans to never go
there so I don't think I can help you on this cycle.

SCIENTOLOGY SALESMAN
That's the beauty of being an OT 17, Billy! You can just
use your new powers to take full responsibility for those
kidnapped goats! Ron states that when a being takes
full responsibility for something so much theta flows
into the area that all problems and entheta disappear,
kind of like a firehose showering water on a fire, Billy.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Um, can we talk about this later, I've really got to
get going before the dealership closes today.

SCIENTOLOGY SALESMAN
No Billy, this can't want. We only need $125,000 on
this cycle so we can save the villagers, Billy. It's urgent
Billy, just give me your charge card number right
now and we'll buy new goats and fly them there on
a chartered jet, Billy. We need to do this now,
don't let this spin out of control where someone
ends up writing a KR on you for not taking
full responsibility, that would result in you
getting recalled to Flag to do the OT 17
Expanded Rundown for people who
didn't get the full EP of
Total Responsibility.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Holy hell, $125,000!?!? Are you serious?

SCIENTOLOGY SALESMAN
Well actually it's $140,000 because we need
an extra $15,000 to hire photographers and
videographers to film the OT miracle you will perform!

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Shit! And I thought i was done donating now
that I reached the top of the Bridge...I thought I
could finally relax and enjoy life!

SCIENTOLOGY SALESMAN
You CAN relax and enjoy life Billy, just give me your
charge card number. And don't worry, this kind
of emergency donation cycle probably won't ever
come up again. Unless of course there are some
some unhandled outpoints somewhere in
the world that we find out about.


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Scientology Ethics....that's the main difference between the religious beliefs of Scientologists and the sacred beliefs of Christians.

CHRISTIANS BELIEVE: You are born with "original sin". You didn't do it, but.....whatever.​
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SCIENTOLOGISTS BELIEVE: You were horrendously unethical, irresponsible & evil for quadrillions of years even before you were born. Countless trillions of years of committing "overts" and "crimes" even before this lifetime! This is how the COS is able to artificially pump up and bulk up its donors' Tech Estimates. Because, it's the COS (Church of Steroids).​
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guanoloco said:
The stupidest thing is that donations for books to be put in libraries on every continent, including Antarctica...

...but free pdf versions aren't allowed.

Such an obvious money grab
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I never thought of that.

And there's the other obvious "tell". Scientologists spend their every waking hour trying to CLEAR THE PLANET>

They spend all their money and all their time to get the tech in use.

But they don't really trust that the tech works, because if they really thought it worked they would put all the books, bulletins, audio tapes and ALL of the training online FOR FREE.

If the tech worked people would have full access to all of the tech and therefore BILLIONS of people around the world would be using Hubbard's "workable" tech and getting so many wins from it they would fall in love with and join Scientology.

But Scientology hides the tech and refuses to give it to the world unless they can pocket billions.

Instead of all those billions wasted on "Ideal" orgs and the billions of hours wasted by staff members sitting inside those empty shells, Scientology could simply allocate 100M dollars to putting all their tech online and then post 80% of all the staff members in the world as tech support personnel to work with people online and help them understand and use the tech to get wins.

But Scientologists are actually doubtful their tech works so they don't trust just giving it to people to try for themselves. Again, if it actually worked people would read it online for free and then use it and their "stats" would "boom", right?

But the "ideal" orgs themselves are a depressed and empty ghost town. No customers. That's why staff don't trust the tech because they themselves cannot even make the tech work. They KNOW that. They KNOW every day that their orgs are empty even though they are the experts on the tech.

Crazy stuff, Scientology!

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Remarkable!

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I have no idea how TYPE4_PTS was able to smuggle that TOP SECRET image out of super-secret briefings given to Scientology VIPs over the previous 34 years. One particular "whale" had leaked little clues here and there to me after making me swear to never reveal their identity.

WHAT I HAD PREVIOUSLY DISCOVERED ABOUT IT: For 3-4 decades, the church has been working on raising 1.1 billion dollars to create The Hubbard Institute of Advanced Scientific Research & Discovery, a 1.1 million square foot mega-facility.

PURPOSE OF THE SECRET PROJECT: Rather than paraphrase, I'll just provide the exact quote which I heard on a covertly captured audio file which the whistleblower played for me:

"The goal is to support the continuation of Mr. Hubbard's spectacular record of scientific breakthroughs that
serve all mankind. Such stellar breakthroughs include but are not limited to his discovery of the engram,
development of a toxic elimination protocol from the human body by means of a purification rundown,
history's first scientific authentication of the existence of the human spirit (soul) by clinically validated
demonstrations of exteriorization, discovery of agricultural methodologies to expand crop yields
sufficient to end world hunger by the metered therapies proven to grow gargantuan tomatoes, et al.
By applying and expanding upon Mr. Hubbard's handwritten incubation techniques, the Hubbard
Institute can earn its Founder the long-overdue NOBEL PRIZE for his contributions to the health
and happiness of all humans. And once the state of the art facility is built and the Nobel Prize
in tow, it will be possible to then raise the additional 3.3 billion dollars to outfit the structure's
internal architecture with next-generation scientific laboratories & diagnostic testing devices.
with which to continue acquiring and amassing a never ending series of annual Nobel
Prizes for foundational discoveries in Physics, Chemistry, Physiology, Medicine,
Mathematics and the world's most prestigious and lucrative "Breakthrough Prize".
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WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FIXATION ON WINNING DOZENS OF NOBEL PRIZES?: The goal is simply to reduce and ultimately eliminate Homo Sapiens com lag in recognizing Mr. Hubbard as Source of all technologies; and thereby sparking unprecedented demand for auditing/training and booming the number of Scientologists to 1.1 billion.

WHAT IS THE VERY FIRST SCIENTIFIC PROJECT THAT WILL BE WORKED ON IN THE FUTURE?: There is inordinately good news to report on that very excellent question. In fact, the first scientific project is not only envisioned, it has already realized epic-scale success! If you will kindly re-look at the graphic above a bit more carefully, you will now be able to obnose the presence of 5th dynamic life forms populating the Hubbard Institute's entire campus. This miraculous phenomena resulted from following Mr. Hubbard's prior successful actions of auditing other life forms with astonishing results (e.g. auditing tomatoes). Therefore, at project inception the first vital target was done to survey the many life forms present in Antartica and not only to "find out what is needed and wanted" but additionally to identify the local 5th Dynamic's biggest ruin. Much like Mr. Hubbard's 1950 surveys that revealed that humans biggest ruin was mental illness, and hence the "modern science of mental illness" was borne; so it was that in 2026 record numbers of Bodies In the Shop* showed up demanding auditing as soon the surveys were tabulated and 99.9 of the respondents named the identical ruin (Bi-Polar mental illness).


* highest-ever BIS (Bears In the Shop)


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HelluvaHoax! said:
.WHAT IS THE VERY FIRST SCIENTIFIC PROJECT THAT WILL BE WORKED ON IN THE FUTURE?: There is inordinately good news to report on that very excellent question. In fact, the first scientific project is not only envisioned, it has already realized epic-scale success! If you will kindly re-look at the graphic above a bit more carefully, you will now be able to obnose the presence of 5th dynamic life forms populating the Hubbard Institute's entire campus. This miraculous phenomena resulted from following Mr. Hubbard's prior successful actions of auditing other life forms with astonishing results (e.g. auditing tomatoes). Therefore, at project inception the first vital target was done to survey the many life forms present in Antartica and not only to "find out what is needed and wanted" but additionally to identify the local 5th Dynamic's biggest ruin.///
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The project is way more advanced than when it began in the 1990's. They've continued to audit the bears, and their intelligence has continued to increase to the point where some of them have joined the Sea Org.



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LOL LOL LOL

I heard from Don Hubbard and will update you in my next post below.

However, as shocked as I was to see that Don was able to sneak into the ultra-high security event, I was somehow strangely attracted to looking at the faces of the other attendees. That's when a wave of pathos began to wash over me as I saw the terribly sad and crumbling world of delusional Hubbardites who had all shown up to ensure they would remain "in good standing"— and thus eventually get their magic powers like Ron promised.

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. . . and let's not forget the PATHOS-MULTIPLIER, that all of those duped & deceived donors BELIEVE that Dr. Hubbard and "Minister" Miscavige already received their magical powers. That pretty much annihilates and debunks the tech on "obnosis" and "tone levels" and "SP detection" since all those magnificently and highly trained Scientologists think that their two (2) SP, covertly hostile, criminal con man gurus are actually messianic sector salvagers, freeing all beings in the universe. WHO THE F**K is star-rating these deluded donors, anyways? LOL

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