TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

Type4_PTS said:
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LOL!

Whoa, your power-trending posts and last two (2) trophy graphics are killin' it!

Slight problem. I did not instantly recognize the bearded guy (without his signature blue bucket hat). LOL. However (after 2 seconds of MEST time on this planet) I loved my 'delayed reaction' and sudden burst of laughter once I realized who that was. And I wanted to gratefully and eternally acknowledge and thank you for discovering the tech that handled my com lag!

Because of your graphic contributions to planetary clearing (of the menace called Scientology) I have nominated you for consideration to receive 2026's year-end award of the:

PLANETARY FREEDOM MEDALLION OF
INSOUCIANCE & INCORRIGIBLE INSURGENCE

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HelluvaHoax! said:
..Key concept extracted (and typo corrected):

"That is a gargantuan miracle...that people ultimately discover and KNOW that the tech doesn't work, yet they keep throwing all their money away on donations so that OTHERS can attain the magical powers that THEY THEMSELVES never got." —Don Hubbard​
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So...about that little four-letter red word above—

That's what Scientologists refer to as "KNOWINGNESS".

TRUTH REVEALED: Who knew?! Hubbard and his cult members all have a maniacally monstrous MU. In Hubbard's cult, the true definition of the word "knowingness" is the same as the definition for the term "NOT IS". To wit—

KNOWINGNESS IS NOT-ISING-NESS. ​

George Orwell would be so proud!

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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LOL!

Whoa, your power-trending posts and last two (2) trophy graphics are killin' it!

Slight problem. I did not instantly recognize the bearded guy (without his signature blue bucket hat). LOL. However (after 2 seconds of MEST time on this planet) I loved my 'delayed reaction' and sudden burst of laughter once I realized who that was. And I wanted to gratefully and eternally acknowledge and thank you for discovering the tech that handled my com lag!

Because of your graphic contributions to planetary clearing (of the menace called Scientology) I have nominated you for consideration to receive 2026's year-end award of the:

PLANETARY FREEDOM MEDALLION OF
INSOUCIANCE & INCORRIGIBLE INSURGENCE

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I am deeply honored by this prestigious nomination and humbly accept consideration for the:

PLANETARY FREEDOM MEDALLION OF
INSOUCIANCE & INCORRIGIBLE INSURGENCE

I eagerly await the official medal ceremony, preferably held aboard a yacht somewhere around the Bahamas.

Unfortunately (for me), this nomination came a little bit too late, as the winner was already selected.


I wasn't supposed to reveal this yet, but......





Congratulations! You are the winner! :clap:


:thewave::thewave:
















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guanoloco said:
....I'm still laughing my ass of over "upgrade your trophy status".

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It's no joke!

I subscribed to that special introductory offer which is only $19.95 a month...and
since then my trophy has not had one single instance of an SB (Squatter Being) camping
out inside my trophy and stealing my status!

I encourage everyone to get in on this amazing deal before the subscription prices go up!

In fact, you should buy a package of five (5) trophy protection contracts and give them out
to protect loved ones—or as wonderful presents for Christmas, birthdays or romantic
surprise gifts for Valentines Day!!


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NOMINATED FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
AS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST MOMENTS
IN THE HISTORY OF SCIENTOLOGY

The moment that L. Ron Hubbard thought it would be a good
idea to dress up his cult members in fake military costumes
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WHY RON WHY?
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ANSWER: Because the most truthful thing about the COS (Church of Scientology) is the COS (COSplay)


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"WHATEVER IT TAKES" (i.e. gaslighting, fraud, conniving con games & crimes)


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Ron the "WAR HERO" bravely saved mankind in World War II
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And then the "Commodore" courageously saved all beings in
the universe with the "MODERN SCIENCE" of soup cans!

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* Ron with clusters of medals was found thru a random Google search of "Ron Hubbard, uniform, medals". Props to the anonymous AI contributor.

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"DR" Hubbard and "MINISTER" Miscavige
want to ask you a question in order to
determine if you are qualified to
become a Scientologist.

DO YOU WANT TO BE SANE???

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If you answered that question with "YES!"
that you want to become sane, then...

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SPECIAL BONUS OFFER
Hurry up and come in for your pre-sanity interview and
application. If you are amongst the first 100 applicants,
you will be considered for an elite position in the S.O.!

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cross-posted from ANOTHER THREAD:


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Cops jumping out with drawn guns is the church of scientology doing a live demonstration of the effectiveness of Hubbard's THIRD PARTY technology.

Scientologists want the public to think that the THIRD PARTY technology's purpose is to resolve human conflicts and war. They don't want anyone to know that Hubbard's actual purpose is to generate useful conflict.


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