TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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LOL!

Whoa, your power-trending posts and last two (2) trophy graphics are killin' it!

Slight problem. I did not instantly recognize the bearded guy (without his signature blue bucket hat). LOL. However (after 2 seconds of MEST time on this planet) I loved my 'delayed reaction' and sudden burst of laughter once I realized who that was. And I wanted to gratefully and eternally acknowledge and thank you for discovering the tech that handled my com lag!

Because of your graphic contributions to planetary clearing (of the menace called Scientology) I have nominated you for consideration to receive 2026's year-end award of the:

PLANETARY FREEDOM MEDALLION OF
INSOUCIANCE & INCORRIGIBLE INSURGENCE


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..Key concept extracted (and typo corrected):

"That is a gargantuan miracle...that people ultimately discover and KNOW that the tech doesn't work, yet they keep throwing all their money away on donations so that OTHERS can attain the magical powers that THEY THEMSELVES never got." —Don Hubbard


So...about that little four-letter red word above—

That's what Scientologists refer to as "KNOWINGNESS".

TRUTH REVEALED: Who knew?! Hubbard and his cult members all have a maniacally monstrous MU. In Hubbard's cult, the true definition of the word "knowingness" is the same as the definition for the term "NOT IS". To wit

KNOWINGNESS IS NOT-ISING-NESS.

George Orwell would be so proud!

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LOL!

Whoa, your power-trending posts and last two (2) trophy graphics are killin' it!

Slight problem. I did not instantly recognize the bearded guy (without his signature blue bucket hat). LOL. However (after 2 seconds of MEST time on this planet) I loved my 'delayed reaction' and sudden burst of laughter once I realized who that was. And I wanted to gratefully and eternally acknowledge and thank you for discovering the tech that handled my com lag!

Because of your graphic contributions to planetary clearing (of the menace called Scientology) I have nominated you for consideration to receive 2026's year-end award of the:

PLANETARY FREEDOM MEDALLION OF
INSOUCIANCE & INCORRIGIBLE INSURGENCE


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I am deeply honored by this prestigious nomination and humbly accept consideration for the:

PLANETARY FREEDOM MEDALLION OF
INSOUCIANCE & INCORRIGIBLE INSURGENCE


I eagerly await the official medal ceremony, preferably held aboard a yacht somewhere around the Bahamas.

Unfortunately (for me), this nomination came a little bit too late, as the winner was already selected.


I wasn't supposed to reveal this yet, but......





Congratulations! You are the winner! :clap:


:thewave::thewave:
















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....I'm still laughing my ass of over "upgrade your trophy status".

🤣🤣🤣


It's no joke!

I subscribed to that special introductory offer which is only $19.95 a month...and
since then my trophy has not had one single instance of an SB (Squatter Being) camping
out inside my trophy and stealing my status!

I encourage everyone to get in on this amazing deal before the subscription prices go up!

In fact, you should buy a package of five (5) trophy protection contracts and give them out
to protect loved ones—or as wonderful presents for Christmas, birthdays or romantic
surprise gifts for Valentines Day!!


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NOMINATED FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
AS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST MOMENTS
IN THE HISTORY OF SCIENTOLOGY


The moment that L. Ron Hubbard thought it would be a good

idea to dress up his cult members in fake military costumes
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WHY RON WHY?
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ANSWER: Because the most truthful thing about the COS (Church of Scientology) is the COS (COSplay)


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"WHATEVER IT TAKES" (i.e. gaslighting, fraud, conniving con games & crimes)


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Ron the "WAR HERO" bravely saved mankind in World War II
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And then the "Commodore" courageously saved all beings in
the universe with the "MODERN SCIENCE" of soup cans!


* Ron with clusters of medals was found thru a random Google search of "Ron Hubbard, uniform, medals". Props to the anonymous AI contributor.

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"DR" Hubbard and "MINISTER" Miscavige
want to ask you a question in order to
determine if you are qualified to
become a Scientologist.

DO YOU WANT TO BE SANE???

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If you answered that question with "YES!"
that you want to become sane, then...

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SPECIAL BONUS OFFER
Hurry up and come in for your pre-sanity interview and
application. If you are amongst the first 100 applicants,
you will be considered for an elite position in the S.O.!


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cross-posted from ANOTHER THREAD:


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Cops jumping out with drawn guns is the church of scientology doing a live demonstration of the effectiveness of Hubbard's THIRD PARTY technology.

Scientologists want the public to think that the THIRD PARTY technology's purpose is to resolve human conflicts and war. They don't want anyone to know that Hubbard's actual purpose is to generate useful conflict.


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There is a very interesting (and funny!) conversation on another thread about why Scientologists don't realize that the tech doesn't work—and thereafter promptly escape! The thread is only about 6 posts long (so far) but well worth taking a peek at if you like fun. (If you don't look at that thread, you should know that only mass murderers like ADOLF HITLER refuse to read the thread, which very unfortunately means that you are also an SP).

THREAD LINKED HERE

Here is a hilarious post on that thread contributed by Type4_PTS:

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Found your old posting just hilarious for some reason . . . :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Inspired me. :coolwink:

"So uh, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?"

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sooooooo good!

if i discovered that Jimi Hendrix (in his current incarnation) was in Scientology, I'd cancel my membership in this chat forum and get back on the upper OT levels.

.......and I'd ask him "Hey Jimi, do you want to start a band with me?". He would be at Flag posted in Central Files—in his polyester white shirt and polyester slacks with a polyester black tie. He would reply: "No man, I'm doing a billion year gig here now, We gotta salvage this sector, y'all."

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sooooooo good!

if i discovered that Jimi Hendrix (in his current incarnation) was in Scientology, I'd cancel my membership in this chat forum and get back on the upper OT levels.

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Some people probably did that because Chick Corea or some other musician was in Scientology.

It didn't end up so well for them. :no:

After all these decades, there's only a single OT XI completion. :ohmy:









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That, my friend, is a superb rendition of Billy Blowdown!

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HellYeah! Supremely superb!

Hmmmm, how did he do that? LOL



BEST GUESS WHAT THE A.I. PROMPT WAS
"...and oh yeah, wait! Can you also give
Billy VVGIs (Very Vacuously Goofy Indicators) by
injecting him with a double-dose of deliriously-dumb-
druggie-dorky-dna from Hunter Biden?


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NOMINATED FOR GRAND PRIZE IN THE CATEGORY OF
Best photo, illustration and/or graphic depiction of
Billy Blowdown on the wholetrack (on this planet).

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If I had more time, I'd subscribe to Gemini Pro, and shoot some videos of Billy.
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(joke within a joke):
AI refused to use the wording: "....Fair Game the person posting under the name Type4_PTS so that he loses his job/business and therefore has tons of free time to hang out at Gemini Pro all day making videos.....etc". So, a sort of "negotiation" ensued where the little praying boy was not asking Ron to make sure that Type4_PTS was going to lose his job/business from the fair gaming. As if a cartoon illustration asking a deceased con man for a favor would cause harmful effects somewhere in reality......... LOL! I won't list out the 100% non-funny EUPHEMISTIC RHETORIC, but I managed to wrangle it down to something useable.

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(joke within a joke):
AI refused to use the wording: "....Fair Game the person posting under the name Type4_PTS so that he loses his job/business and therefore has tons of free time to hang out at Gemini Pro all day making videos.....etc". So, a sort of "negotiation" ensued where the little praying boy was not asking Ron to make sure that Type4_PTS was going to lose his job/business from the fair gaming. As if a cartoon illustration asking a deceased con man for a favor would cause harmful effects somewhere in reality......... LOL! I won't list out the 100% non-funny EUPHEMISTIC RHETORIC, but I managed to wrangle it down to something useable.

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It's unlikely I'll have time in the near future to do the video, but out of curiosity, I did ask ChatGPT:
If I wish to make a video with Billy Blowdown, but am a beginner with video creation, what AI tool is best to use? Is Gemini Pro a good option?

ChatGPT's answer is within the spoiler:

For Billy Blowdown, my top recommendation is Runway, particularly its Act-Two character-animation tool.

Act-Two lets you upload a still image of Billy plus a simple “driving performance” video of yourself saying the lines. It transfers your speech, facial expressions, head movement, and optional gestures onto Billy. That gives a beginner much more control than repeatedly prompting an AI and hoping Billy remains the same person from shot to shot. It supports stylized characters and clips up to 30 seconds.

Is Gemini Pro good?​

Yes, but use Google Flow rather than thinking of “Gemini Pro” as the video model.

Google AI Pro is the subscription plan. It currently includes video generation and 1,000 credits for Google Flow. Inside Flow, Google offers Gemini Omni for conversational video creation and editing, plus Veo 3.1 for high-quality cinematic video with native audio.

Flow would be excellent for:

  • Billy entering a grand Scientology-style auditorium
  • Dramatic certificate ceremonies
  • Comedic cutaway scenes
  • Camera movements and atmospheric establishing shots
  • Generating scenery around a Billy reference image
Google specifically describes Flow as supporting reference inputs, subject consistency, iterative editing, storyboarding, and cinematic scene creation.

However, for Billy delivering scripted dialogue while reliably preserving his cartoonish face, Runway Act-Two is presently the more straightforward starting point.

The easiest Billy workflow​

  1. Create a clean waist-up Billy reference image without the certificate covering his body.
  2. Record yourself on your phone performing one sentence, keeping your face well lit and visible.
  3. Upload your recording and Billy’s image into Runway Act-Two.
  4. Generate several clips of approximately 5 to 10 seconds each.
  5. Use Google Flow for elaborate backgrounds, introductions, and surreal OT-level sequences.
  6. Cut the clips together in a basic video editor.
Runway also lets you save Billy as a reusable image reference and generate him in different locations, lighting, clothing, and compositions before animating those images. Its guidance says a single reference image can maintain a character across different treatments and environments.

One practical wrinkle: AI video tends to mutate printed words. During animated shots, the certificate lettering may wobble into intergalactic alphabet soup. Keep the framed certificate relatively small or stationary, then insert a clean still image of it as a close-up during editing.

My verdict​

Best for Billy speaking: Runway Act-Two
Best for cinematic Billy adventures: Google Flow with Gemini Omni or Veo
Best beginner combination: Runway for performance, Flow for spectacle

And yes, Google AI Pro is a worthwhile option, particularly at its current $19.99 monthly tier, but I would not choose it alone when character-driven dialogue is the main event.

For anything published publicly, a small visible “PARODY” or “SATIRE” label would help prevent the faux certificate from wandering into the world dressed as an authentic document.

A monthly watch for major improvements in character-consistent AI video would keep this recommendation fresh; say the word and I’ll set it up.


Yes, to a monthly watch

Done. I’ll check monthly for meaningful improvements in character-consistent AI video tools, especially Runway, Google Flow, Gemini, Veo, and strong newcomers, and alert you only when something could materially improve Billy Blowdown videos. 🎬
 
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I just realized that the list of "STUPIDEST MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY" would not be complete without this:

The extremely long moment that has lasted 76 years, since Hubbard developed the breakthrough in 1950 that resulted in the states of Clear & Operating Thetan—which bestowed magical godlike powers to every being that applied this technology. There is good reason to suspect that Scientologists paying fortunes for these supernatural powers is the stupidest moment in Scientology's entire history, for a very simple reason. Because for over three-quarters of a century:

THERE HAS BEEN ZERO TECHNOLOGY AND
ZERO PEOPLE HAVE ACQUIRED
ZERO MAGICAL POWERS

76 years and Scientologists did not notice that. That surely must be another record-breaking achievement for Scientology—the longest and stupidest com lag in human history!


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