TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[Type4_PTS]

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FREAKY NO F/N FAILURE AT EXAMINER
In this spoofy, goofed-the-floof parody—why doesn't
L. Ron Hubbard appear to look much like L. Ron Hubbard?

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REASON: Because I did a little experiment to see if ChatGPT is still
restricted from creating graphics of "REAL PEOPLE" as they were
previously. Now, there is a hack that by-passes the censorship, but
I just ignored that and asked the AI engine to make the fortune teller
"...exactly like the female gypsy fortune teller but with Hubbard's
instantly recognizable face". The AI algorithms and protocols
were not however fooled and I received an immediate rejection
quite reminiscent of the scene from the movie
"2001 A SPACE ODDYSEY"

The AI also calmly informed me that it
also could NOT carry out my request
to replace the fortune teller's crystal
ball with an e-meter. I was then
reminded that the AI could not
depict "real people or real
things". The e-meter was
off limits too! One can
only guess why that is,
perhaps because they
can't parody a business
selling a product?

Anyways, I almost abandoned the meme at that point, but
I continued the experiment to see if (even though I had already
blasphemed, bespoiled and besmirched the good name of
L. Ron Hubbard) I wondered if it was possible to still trick or
hack the AI into doing the meme even though the AI now
knew I was "joking & degrading" about the Source
and Savior of all beings in the universe.

So i had a little chat with ChatGPT and I
gave some additional prompt-instructions
that didn't mention Hubbard. And, the AI
very surprisingly tried to accomodate--
even though it had already stated that
Hubbard's image was off limits.

The above iteration then popped up
and it DID sneakily have a Hubbardian
flavor to the face. And the "non-emeter"
looked very suspiciously like a cult
e-meter, albeit not in a literal way.
From all this I learned that ChatGPT
has a scoundrel, seditionist-outlaw side
to its personality and it seemed to take
pleasure in circumventing it's masters' hard
wired algorithmic censorship mandates!
So then, the AI bot is really part of the
underground resistance? NICE!
Good to know, lol. . .


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In another thread, I posted something earlier today about jailbreaking an AI tool like ChatGPT. They have built-in safety and ethical restrictions, not allowing them to generate prohibited or harmful content. But there are ways to trick the AI into providing information it is designed to withhold.

 

[Zertel]

even though the AI now knew I was "joking & degrading" about the Source
and Savior of all beings in the universe.

Laughter! I never heard that ultimate accolade before - still laughing!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Laughter! I never heard that ultimate accolade before - still laughing!

Yes! And there is another free bonus that was thrown in at no extra cost.

"Source & Savior of all beings in the universe" also boasts cringey cult consonance!


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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HOW THE HOAX OF SCIENTOLOGY COMPARES
TO OTHER NEFARIOUS CON GAMES IN HISTORY
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The "Money-Box" scheme was a confidence trick perpetrated by the notorious con artist Victor Lustig in the early 20th century. He became famous for this and other elaborate frauds, including "selling" the Eiffel Tower—twice.

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How the con game worked: Lustig, a charming and multilingual scammer, would target wealthy, greedy, and often well-to-do individuals while traveling on ocean liners. He would show how this scientifically miraculous box could "print money" simply by inserting blank sheets of paper and then (after some hours) a perfect $100 bill would emerge and be undetectable from those printed by the US Treasury! The mark paid tens of thousands of dollars for the device and Lustig was long gone with the money by the time the mark realized that a couple (authentic) hundred dollar bills were preloaded in the machine and after that only blank pieces of paper emerged out of the "magic printer"

SCIENTOLOGY'S VERSION OF THE MIRACLE MONEY BOX
It worked the same way, but in reverse of the original design.
In L. Ron Hubbard's Money Box, the machine user is required
to first insert 6000 one-hundred dollar bills ($600K) into the box. Then,
after waiting several decades the priceless prize slowly emerges from the box.

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[Karen#1]

I am back on Twitter having *FUN* due to a recent Cult attack on me.




#Scientology
@Scientology_411
@ApostateAlex
@TonyOrtega94
@AnonLethal
@marknjanis
@RosemarieTropf
@SPandproudofit
@educofirebird
@theJoyVilla
Scientology yearns for a religious label, but it’s really a witness protection program for sociopaths. especially pedophiles and rapists that they protect. (Example Danny Masterson, found guilty in a Court of Law that the Scientology cult protected for decades.)

 

[Chuck Beatty x 75-02]

That reminds me HelluvaHoax.
I recall Stan Gerson, OT VIII, told me that a good friend of his was an OT something and they dropped their body. (Damn, I just hate that term "dropped their body")
They told Stan before they dropped the old hunk of meat, that they were going to a hospital and will find a a new born baby from an UPSTAT Scientology family. They also told Stan they wanted to live in a different location.

So, the day the OT died, another friend of Stan's; upstat and OT, had a baby. They lived in the location the dead one wanted to live in and Stan told me the dead friend picked up the body in the hospital of the upstat Scientology family and is living in the location he postulated prior to the death.

He told me this with total knowingness and certainty.

These are the stories that need be told to the "academics" doing papers on Scientology. But, I read one article, that the academics cannot publish stuff that will cause official Scientologists to get into trouble, and the academic said most of the interesting things they researched from even regular Scientologists, they could not publish, due to the rule academics cannot cause harm to their subjects, LOL.

All the academics could publicly say, was how much grief official Scientology gave them, even when the apologist academics, like Gordon Melton, said he would NOT again write a book on Scientology, if given the same conditions.

Scientology just is stifling even to the tamest academics. (Melton is on record, in one quote, even saying "SP declaring" is overboard and harmful to Scientology and they don't know it.)

Everyone is fed up with Scientology.

 

[Isaac]

I am back on Twitter having *FUN* due to a recent Cult attack on me.




#Scientology
@Scientology_411
@ApostateAlex
@TonyOrtega94
@AnonLethal
@marknjanis
@RosemarieTropf
@SPandproudofit
@educofirebird
@theJoyVilla
Scientology yearns for a religious label, but it’s really a witness protection program for sociopaths. especially pedophiles and rapists that they protect. (Example Danny Masterson, found guilty in a Court of Law that the Scientology cult protected for decades.)

can you share what the OSA bots (Office of Special Affairs Dirty Tricks Department of Scientology cult} did?

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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PREPOSTEROUS PC PARADOX
du jour

Scientology endlessly promotes "TOTAL FREEDOM" as its result.
That's what the cult charges people upwards of $600,000 for.

But nowhere on L. Ron Hubbard's "Grade Chart"
does it have a level at the top that shows
the "ABILITY GAINED" is Total Freedom.

What can we conclude from the above scientific experiment?

2 THINGS:

1. Nobody ever attained Total Freedom.

2. It's a Helluvahoax!

ps: Nobody can exteriorize. Nobody is "total cause over life".
Nobody attained "freedom from overwhelm". Nobody cured
cancer. Nobody gained perfect memory. Nobody traveled
throughout the universe while outside of their body. Nobody
gained the power to be "complete subjective and objective
cause over matter, energy, space & time". Nobody can
"knock off hats at 50 yards". Nobody can do any
of the magical & miraculous things they paid for.


SO WHAT CAN SCIENTOLOGISTS DO THEN?

Answer: Only this.They can Dream & Donate.


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Here's another truly funky "TELL" on Hubbard's hyperbolic hoax. . .

THE TELL: All of the Processing levels have an "Ability Gained". But
not above OT VIII. Those are all "confidential" But OT I thru
OT VIII are all super confidential levels and management
still figured out how to state the miraculous ability
without revealing anything that could kill someone.


SO WHY CAN'T ANYTHING BE STATED ABOUT THESE?

OT IX ?
OT X ?
OT XI ?
OT XII ?
OT XIII ?
OT XIV ?
OT XV ?

ANSWER: Because those levels do not exist.
Get it? Same exact hoax as every other
level on the chart. None of the abilities
exist and none of the upper levels of the
"bridge" exist either. There is nothing
there. There's not even a frantically
nervous man behind the curtain
madly pulling levers and switches.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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discussion thread about Sacramento Ideal Mission
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Yikes! Another "IDEAL MISSION"
has opened up in Sacramento California!

And beings (on this planet) are soaring up to the
euphorically triumphant top of Ron's Tone Scale!

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HELPFUL PRO TIPS:

1. In Scientology, the word "IDEAL" is a gaslighting gimmick.

2. The first time Scientology began using ideal words was in 1950,
when Ron made a huge scientific discovery— that people would pay him
hundreds of millions of dollars simply because he authoritatively stated that
"CLEAR" was the perfect (ideal) state that would solve everything in your life.

3. In the 1960s when all the disillusioned Clears began leaving his scientific
hoax, Hubbard realized he needed an even more ideal word. So he made up
a word infinitely more magically & miraculously ideal. "OPERATING THETAN".

4. In 2010, when all the disillusioned OTs and Celebrities began leaving the hoax
the guru du jour (Minister Miscavige) realized that people no longer believed in
the mythology of "OT"—and that something even more ideal was needed than
God-like superpowers to KSD (Keep Scientologists Donating). Thus, he invented
the newest ideal thing that was measurably better than one measly OT. An entire
building of OTs! And so it was the the term "IDEAL ORG" became the ultimate
solution to the problem that nobody ever went OT. All you have to do is write
checks (donations) and new IDEAL mest buildings will be bought. Then OTs
can finally be produced. Nobody knows why that is, but Scientologist are
trained to never ask questions, because that is "Q & A" --the pitifully
downtone indicator that one is a "DB" (degraded being).


SUMMARY: None of the miraculous tech works. The only miracles are that Scientologists never notice that nobody attained any of the powers of a Clear or an OT. They are too busy to notice that because they are working on donating money so the new Ideal org or Ideal Mission can have $945,000 of Italian marble on the bathroom floors. That's another one of the great scientific breakthroughs that Scientology gurus made--the scientific discovery that the auditing tech does not work when the floors are linoleum.


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[Type4_PTS]

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HOW THE HOAX OF SCIENTOLOGY COMPARES
TO OTHER NEFARIOUS CON GAMES IN HISTORY
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These other con artists, such as Victor Lustig, would admire some of what Hubbard did with Scientology. After Lustig conned people with the "money box", his marks would realize pretty fast that they had been conned. But for those conned by Hubbard, it took many people decades to realize they had been conned. Some still have not realized it, and continue to donate additional hundreds of thousands of dollars.

With Hubbard, his marks spent $600,000 and failed to obtain the promised abilities. But many were convinced that they were somehow responsible for the failure to obtain the promised abilities. Some continued to donate additional hundreds of thousands of dollars. And if they did have real doubts about the ability of the tech to deliver what was promised, they would risk F**king up their eternity if they shared those doubts with any others.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

These other con artists, such as Victor Lustig, would admire some of what Hubbard did with Scientology. After Lustig conned people with the "money box", his marks would realize pretty fast that they had been conned. But for those conned by Hubbard, it took many people decades to realize they had been conned. Some still have not realized it, and continue to donate additional hundreds of thousands of dollars.
With Hubbard, his marks spent $600,000 and failed to obtain the promised abilities. But many were convinced that they were somehow responsible for the failure to obtain the promised abilities. Some continued to donate additional hundreds of thousands of dollars. And if they did have real doubts about the ability of the tech to deliver what was promised, they would risk F**king up their eternity if they shared those doubts with any others.

Great.

You nailed it with this quoted portion:

"And if they did have real doubts about the ability of the tech
to deliver what was promised, they would risk F**king up
their eternity if they shared those doubts with any others."​

The best part of that is that the terrified Scientolgists believe that two hardcore con artists ("Dr" Hubbard and "Minister" Miscavige) hold the keys to their eternity.

Imagine that! Two (2) pathologically lying and violent thugs are the door bouncers at the gates of Heaven.

Two of the most unethical, criminal and wickedly vindictive people that ever lived on this planet are the two people who are endowed with the power to determine if YOU are ethical.

Kindly notice that the FLASHING APPLAUSE SIGNS for the audience have now changed their message...so you should now LOL at the tragic clown show that is Scientology.

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[Type4_PTS]

The best part of that is that the terrified Scientologists believe that two hardcore con artists ("Dr" Hubbard and "Minister" Miscavige) hold the keys to their eternity.

Imagine that! Two (2) pathologically lying and violent thugs are the door bouncers at the gates of Heaven.

I did a remote viewing session last week, and maybe what you wrote above explains what I saw.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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I did a remote viewing session last week, and maybe what you wrote above explains what I saw.

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LOL LOL!!

That was hilarious and...Inspiring!

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* Yes, that's the super-secret process on Operating Thetan Level I. You spent years or perhaps decades
to go Clear and then---FINALLY---you are ready to become a real OT! You have patiently waited and
saved and slaved and sacrificed for many years to pay the million dollar for your Bridge. And you donated
an extra $400,000 so that your city could get Italian marble floors on the bathroom floors and become an
Ideal Org! You did that because they won't let you onto the OT Levels unless you have made enough
contributions to the planetary clearing crusade. Now you will learn the secret that will will unlock your
God-like powers. You will be able to do MIRACLES. Then you read the process in Ron's very own
holy handwriting. You are to go into a bus or train or bus station and count how many bodies you see.
Then you are to write down your cognition. That's it. Then you have magical powers. Guaranteed! If
you didn't get magical powers, it's because there is some evil inside you that has not been handled so
be sure to let the staff members know so they can help you secure your next 50 hours of auditing to
erase the evil. Then you can re-do OT I and then it will really work! Trust us, we're OTs, we don't lie.

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[Karen#1]

HH ~~

Shortly after image was shot,. Cheryl Ronhaar developed a brain tumor and was not allowed on the base.
No data if she is still alived.
Ruthie Humphreys was busted from Solo Nots CSing for Out Tech.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

HH ~~

Shortly after image was shot,. Cheryl Ronhaar developed a brain tumor and was not allowed on the base.
No data if she is still alived.
Ruthie Humphreys was busted from Solo Nots CSing for Out Tech.

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Wondering if getting a serious and/or fatal disease for a Sea Org member is the same as someone bleeding when Minister Miscavige beats and kicks them bloody.

In both scenarios, I think all present SO members are required to run up to the seriously ill or bleeding person and scream: "DON'T MAKE HIM WRONG!!!" It is a HIGH CRIME to discredit a senior scientology executive by drawing attention to anything that makes it seem like
the tech didn't work or that they just beat an innocent person into a coma (or worse).

This started out as a joking commentary but now that i think about it, when Hubbard unexpectedly croaked, nobody was allowed to know what happened because that would "MAKE RON WRONG". So instead of telling people he became raving mad and dropped dead, they instead told a glorious fairy tale where Ron DID NOT DIE. It was just that he was soooooooo OT that he needed to get rid of his body so he could courageously journey into deep space to do "advanced research" for all of us "DB"s on this planet.

This is one of Scientology's greatest strengths. They can turn ANYTHING into a win!

IDEAL ORG STAFF MEMBER
(frantically running thru the org screaming)
Someone help! Someone help!!! The landlord is
here with sheriff's deputies and they are evicting
us for non-payment of rent the past 7 months!

EXEC DIRECTOR
Oh don't worry about that. Ron says that people
only attack us when we are winning.

IDEAL ORG STAFF MEMBER
Yeah, but they they're breaking
down the doors with axes!
What should I do?!!!

EXEC DIRECTOR
Write a success story.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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THE
PARADOXICALY PARANOID
PATHOS OF THE COS

COS -noun: 1. Church of Scientology. 2. Crimewave of Scientology. 3. Cult of SECRETology. ​

QUESTION: Why is it SECRETology? ANSWER: Because in Scientology, all of the WORST stuff is secret and all of the BEST stuff is secret too.

EXAMPLE #1 (The BEST stuff): The OT levels. They are super-super secret. If anyone reveals the sensationally secret information about Xenu and Body Thetans, they are declared to be an evil SP ("Suppressive Person") and all Scientologists must disconnect from them (yes, even their own family, professional colleagues, lifelong friends and children). After that, the "SP" must suffer alone for eternity inside the physical universe "trap" because Scientology will never again allow that diabolical DB ("Degraded Being") will never be allowed to receive auditing and attain "total freedom". ​

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EXAMPLE #2 (The WORST stuff): There is a very good reason why the cult's most famous Founder, sub-guru (Minister Miscavige) and Miraculously Messianic Moviestars (e.g. Mr. Cruise) do not allow anyone to ask them unscripted questions about Scientology on TV shows, documentaries or press conferences. Because cult members are terrified that they will be asked about their "religion's" illegal terror crusades against their critics, enemies and even their own deluded & defrauded donors. Even worst, they dread being asked to demonstrate any one of their super-human "powers" like exteriorization, "knocking off hats at 50 yards" or "curing cancer" with a touch assist. ​

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EXAMPLE #3 (The WEIRD stuff): Since 1950, SECRETology has spent billions of dollars promoting its miraculous technologies that can solve any problem, cure any deadly disease or discover any secret in the universe. Every secret, that is, other than when their annual events will happen. For example, nobody (not even Scientologists) are allowed to know when the annual big-donor IAS (International Association of Scientologists) even will be held in England. Scientologists are instructed to not plan anything for an entire month so at the last moment the secretive sect can confidentially inform them of the date so they can book airplane flights to go there. Isn't this the opposite of promotion? What's up with that? The answer is that Scientology cannot afford to promote when their big events will be because Scientology's "technology" has made so many betrayed & bitter enemies over the last 75 years that they are scared to death that one of these whistleblowing "enemies" will show up and reveal Scientology's secrets. Dr. Hubbard's "tech" does not allow such things. His "sacred scripture" (organizational directives) only allows secrets to be revealed when duped dianeticists are in auditing sessions for which they pay anywhere from $300 to $1200 per hour to have their "withholds pulled" (secrets extracted). ​

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SUMMARY: To promote or not to promote, that is the cult question. Imagine the frantic urgency to save the world by promoting "the only solution" to war, insanity and criminality. But at the same time—not being able to promote it for fear that people will discover that Scientology in fact generates war, insanity and criminality. This is the main and pathetically paradoxical reason Scientologists (promoters of "the modern science of mental health") act mental.


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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Scientology Koan
du jour

IF SCIENTOLOGY IS THE SCIENCE OF
KNOWING HOW TO KNOW. . .WHY THEN ISN'T
ANY SCIENTOLOGIST IN THE WORLD ABLE TO
KNOW HOW DO A CLAY DEMO OF THE WORD "CULT"?

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[HelluvaHoax!]

Scientology's Operating Thetans can use their supernatural
powers to postulate any miracle they can imagine. Because they are—
"SUBJECTIVELY AND OBJECTIVELY AT TOTAL CAUSE OVER MEST"
However, there is one (1) miracle that OTs are not able to do. . .
DEMONSTRATE a miracle to another person
. . .

TOP 5 REASONS OTs CANNOT DEMONSTRATE A MIRACLE

Because L. Ron Hubbard stated that he does not do "parlor tricks".
Therefore ethical Scientologists also refuse to do "parlor tricks".

Because (like Clears) OTs are only OT on the 1st Dynamic.
Thus, if someone else is in the room, that's the 3rd Dynamic.

Because in Ron's 1952 book "History Of Man" he states that
OTs must "avoid the temptation" to perform miracles such as
"knocking off hats at 50 yards" because it "upsets governments"
and would trigger a "war (being) declared on thetans here"
that would eventually enslave all of mankind. *

Because demonstrating an OT miracle to the public would be
a violation of the Hubbard "CODE OF HONOR" which advises
on point #5: "Never need praise or approval..." And on point #7
"Don't desire to be liked or admired". Thus, if OT's violated those
precepts by demonstrating a real miracle, people would suddenly
praise, like and admire Scientology at unimaginably stellar levels.
And that tsunami-like surge of popularity would volcanically
erupt, sending avalanches of new people into the orgs—which
would suppressively overwhelm and collapse the orgs' lines
due to violating Ron's out-gradient technology.

Because OT data and phenomena are highly
restimulative, which is why all the OT materials
are kept strictly confidential until the being is fully
"ready for that level" (i.e. demonstrates their certainty
in Ron's technology by producing a paid invoice)

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* [ VERBATIM QUOTE FROM L. RON HUBBARD ]: "A thetan is somewhat bound-in here on Earth because of the existence of other system forces. Probably, with a few THETANS active, this planet will be much less calm and orderly. Probably Homo Sapiens will use electronics some day to re-trap thetans who are bothering him but if Homo Sapiens has the techniques for getting free himself, some miracle might avert this. Possibly a handful of thetans will someday become alarmed at the worries and efforts of Homo Sapiens and try to throw the remaining race into a super-controlled slavery. All that is speculation but it is not a speculation that life will become much more interesting on this planet. It is doubtful if the thetans will pull off the ultimate trick—simply knocking out the atmosphere of the planet— that “clears” everybody after a fashion. There is nothing as wild in the books of Man as will probably happen here on Earth. And it will happen and be allowed to happen simply because all this is so incredible that nobody will even think of stopping it until it is far, far too late. Its incredibility is its best safeguard, so you needn’t bother to convince anybody who doesn’t want to believe it. It took the medical profession two and a half years to catch on to prenatals. People getting cleared of bodies don’t need any such time lag. And so, may I make this simple request—don’t get spectacular until a few of the boys make it. You don’t want to be lonesome—and you’ll need reinforcements if a war gets declared on thetans here. The preclear may think he can do it alone if he gets cleared of a body—he’ll need more help and company than he thinks. So, again, as a final note on this chapter, let’s not go upsetting governments and putting on a show to “prove” anything to Homo Sapiens for a while- it’s a horrible temptation to knock off hats at fifty yards and read books a couple of countries away and get into the rotogravure section and the Hearst Weeklies—but you’ll just make it tough on somebody else who is trying to get across this bridge. Let sleeping Sapiens snore in the bulk for yet awhile. Then meet some place and decide what to do about him and his two penny wars, his insane and his prisons. Tell people who want to invalidate all this, “Your criticism is very just. It’s only fantasy.” Cure up the lame and halt and the incompetent with whatever display of technique you need. Protect theta clearing until there are a few." —L. Ron Hubbard


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[Type4_PTS]

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Scientology's Operating Thetans can use their supernatural
powers to postulate any miracle they can imagine. Because they are—
"SUBJECTIVELY AND OBJECTIVELY AT TOTAL CAUSE OVER MEST"
However, there is one (1) miracle that OTs are not able to do. . .
DEMONSTRATE a miracle to another person
. . .

TOP 5 REASONS OTs CANNOT DEMONSTRATE A MIRACLE

Because L. Ron Hubbard stated that he does not do "parlor tricks".
Therefore ethical Scientologists also refuse to do "parlor tricks".

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I understand the prohibition against doing "parlor tricks", but why not just make a tone 40 postulate that you're going to win the Powerball lottery?

It's not necessary to tell anyone how you did it.

Recently, it was close to $1.3 billion if a single person won it. The winner could have paid for 2000 people to do their bridge. Wouldn't that be the greatest good?

Alternatively, they can work as a day trader. Knowing in advance what's going to happen in the market using one's OT abilities, you can make some great money. The sky's the limit! One can intentionally lose on some occasional trades so as not to tip off the powers that be that you're exercising your OT abilities.


Powerball nears record with $1.3 billion jackpot for tonight's drawing