TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

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BEFORE TRUTH IN ADVERTISING TECH

AFTER TRUTH IN ADVERTISING TECH

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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ps: If I hadn't blown Scientology decades ago,
I would ended up blowing anyways---today.
Because of an MU. . .

What the hell is that freaky misunderstood
word/symbol above the word "HUMANITARIANS"???!


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[Karakorum]

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What the hell is that freaky misunderstood
word/symbol above the word "HUMANITARIANS"???!
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Looks like 6ix to me.

 

[PirateAndBum]

bix

no clue what it is supposed to signify. When I first saw it I thought it was supposed to be 6x.

But gold humanitarian is a million dollar statusy status. It's not 6x anything. 6ix -- hmm, now that could be translated to "69" which is the average age of the membership or could it be something more um, un-scilonicly acceptable statement about what these geezers were up to before getting sent to ethics and having to cough up a million bucks to retain their "good standing"?

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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That Scientology SYMBOL is as mysterious as the monolith in the movie 2001 A SPACE ODDYSEY!

Possible interpretations:

bix [ nope ]​

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6 ix [ nope ]​

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69 (i.e. "ix" is roman number for 9) [ nope ]​

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b ix (i.e. "B" and the roman numeral for 9 = B9) [ possibly the dissemination formula---wherein the cult wants to handle the fear & dread the public has in talking to them; ergo, subliminally virtue-signaling that they are actually quite benign.) [ um, nope ]​

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OKAY, I GIVE UP!

(wait, didn't Dr. Hubbard actually say that after going past an MU a person "gives up" a study? LOL)

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Looks like 6ix to me.

Sure does!

No clue what it means.

If my depended on it, I'd make a wild guess that even though the org there went Ideal, the copywriter's proof-reader did not yet go ideal.

Somewhere there is a sadly repentant staff member at the bottom of a chain locker, doing a wholetrack O/W writeup along with a clay demo of:

"THE TIME I BLEW UP AN ENTIRE PLANET OF PROOF-READERS IN THIS SECTOR
OF THE UNIVERSE AND LOST MY OT PROOFREADING-POWERS" ​

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[Karen#1]

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That Scientology SYMBOL is as mysterious as the monolith in the movie 2001 A SPACE ODDYSEY!

There are many things that the Cult *ORDERS* its devotees to do and not do.
Who you can be friendly with.
Who you must unfriend on Facebook.
What books and shows you cannot read
What things you can say and what you cannot say.
For example even if you are a spouse you cannot talk to your own wife or husband about your "Case." You cannot talk to ANYONE about anything that could loosely be called CASE...your ups and downs, your experiences, your emotional feelings, upsets etc. can get you "Knowledge Reported" for discussing your CASE
And the cult has learned to monetize this !
You are then sentenced to Sec Checks, confessionals for bad behavior. !
Another control factor is what movies you are permitted to see or not see.
I recall how the movie "The Exorcist" was completely banned and it was a heavy Ethics offense to see it
LOL the cult that was monetized exorcism for cash $$$$$$
All levels from OT 3 on up are exorcising spirits. But only if you pay the cult high amounts of CASH $$$$$$$$ and do their COMMANDS to jettison these pesky spirits !
Laugh with me at this 1968 HCO Ethics Order forbidding followers to see "2001, a Space Odyssey". LOVED THAT MOVIE and the music,

 

[Vumba]

There are many things that the Cult *ORDERS* its devotees to do and not do.
Who you can be friendly with.
Who you must unfriend on Facebook.
What books and shows you cannot read
What things you can say and what you cannot say.
For example even if you are a spouse you cannot talk to your own wife or husband about your "Case." You cannot talk to ANYONE about anything that could loosely be called CASE...your ups and downs, your experiences, your emotional feelings, upsets etc. can get you "Knowledge Reported" for discussing your CASE
And the cult has learned to monetize this !
You are then sentenced to Sec Checks, confessionals for bad behavior. !
Another control factor is what movies you are permitted to see or not see.
I recall how the movie "The Exorcist" was completely banned and it was a heavy Ethics offense to see it
LOL the cult that was monetized exorcism for cash $$$$$$
All levels from OT 3 on up are exorcising spirits. But only if you pay the cult high amounts of CASH $$$$$$$$ and do their COMMANDS to jettison these pesky spirits !
Laugh with me at this 1968 HCO Ethics Order forbidding followers to see "2001, a Space Odyssey". LOVED THAT MOVIE and the music,


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Ha ha I should show this to Hoppy now!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

PUZZLING PENNY PARADOX: Before Dr. Hubbard discovered the advanced technology that could unravel the mystery of life and free all beings in the universe, he discovered that he was being paid too little as a science fiction writer.

“Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous.
If a man wants to make a million dollars, the best
way would be to start his own religion.” -L. Ron Hubbard
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So, then he created a science fiction religion changed all that, by paying his church's writers a fortune!

And Scientologists lived happily ever after!

END OF STORY










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Oh, wait. . .

Maybe the cynics will not be satisfied with that. I should probably post the actual stats, brushing aside all bias and rumor. Then those nattering NCG nabobs can eat shit and die in a (Wall of) fire!

Alright, let's see. . .

I was on staff so I can report my own stats and affluence attainment numbers. I audited 40 hours a week. Okay, so an average conversation metric approximately 83 words spoken words per minute. But an auditor only has to write down key words, which is only 10% of what the PC says, that's equal to 8.3 words the auditor has to write on the work sheets per minute.

So as a Scientology WRITE, writing down Scientology sessions, my weekly stats were:

40 hours x 100 words written per hour = 4,000 words per week.

My average pay per week was $ 40.00

That works out to, let's see.....

Um. ....omg, weird!

A penny a word!

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CONCLUSION: I guess a penny a word is the standard WRITER'S GUILD pay scale for writing science fiction. Ron did it. As a auditor I wrote Sci-FI too! (worksheets)


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[JackStraw]

There are many things that the Cult *ORDERS* its devotees to do and not do.
Who you can be friendly with.
Who you must unfriend on Facebook.
What books and shows you cannot read
What things you can say and what you cannot say.
For example even if you are a spouse you cannot talk to your own wife or husband about your "Case." You cannot talk to ANYONE about anything that could loosely be called CASE...your ups and downs, your experiences, your emotional feelings, upsets etc. can get you "Knowledge Reported" for discussing your CASE
And the cult has learned to monetize this !
You are then sentenced to Sec Checks, confessionals for bad behavior. !
Another control factor is what movies you are permitted to see or not see.
I recall how the movie "The Exorcist" was completely banned and it was a heavy Ethics offense to see it
LOL the cult that was monetized exorcism for cash $$$$$$
All levels from OT 3 on up are exorcising spirits. But only if you pay the cult high amounts of CASH $$$$$$$$ and do their COMMANDS to jettison these pesky spirits !
Laugh with me at this 1968 HCO Ethics Order forbidding followers to see "2001, a Space Odyssey". LOVED THAT MOVIE and the music,


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But, but, but...

Isn't one of the earliest Abilities Gained on ones trip to ot the ability to communicate, freely, with anyone on any subject?

Turns out scientologists can only communicate with those who scientology allows you to communicate with.

Therefore: only non-scientologists can actually communicate FREELY with anyone!

Didn't lil' Davey read that bit by Hubbard, about how lies are the lowest form of creation?!?

Jack

 

[guanoloco]

bix

no clue what it is supposed to signify. When I first saw it I thought it was supposed to be 6x.

But gold humanitarian is a million dollar statusy status. It's not 6x anything. 6ix -- hmm, now that could be translated to "69" which is the average age of the membership or could it be something more um, un-scilonicly acceptable statement about what these geezers were up to before getting sent to ethics and having to cough up a million bucks to retain their "good standing"?

Actually I think it's a 6ix as in "six". And since there's three of them we get 6ix6ix6ix which is pretty much right on par with all things Hu666ard.

 

[stratty]

Laugh with me at this 1968 HCO Ethics Order forbidding followers to see "2001, a Space Odyssey". LOVED THAT MOVIE and the music,


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I was there working on staff at the time and I remember this ethics order (and Hoppy) well. I probably couldn't have afforded to go and see the movie even if I had been allowed to.

I have to admit I liked both Ron Hopkins and his wife at the time Kay (what a wonderful Texas drawl she had) a lot. He was a very good flamenco guitarist IIRC.

 

[Dotey OT]

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BEFORE TRUTH IN ADVERTISING TECH

AFTER TRUTH IN ADVERTISING TECH

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I suspect that between these three, they have donated 600k or greater. The guy Bob is a gold humongitarian, which is 500k,

OR there is some game to get more humongitarians and someone that does the promo thought 6ix was cute, like 7even, 8ight,

OR they are drinking some strange brew.

I would say from the look on the faces there be effluvium near by.

 

[Dotey OT]

Here we are at the new Olduvai Mission, during a Gold shoot, with several public walking in.

 

[BTW]

There's nothing stupid in Scientology.

The stupidity comes from every member.

In other words, Hubbard is ever right. The followers - never.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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cross-posted from another thread
discussing the "Stages of Leaving Scientology"
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posted by Paul Adams.
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There's the "Freezone" or "freezone," approximately the same (well, pre-GAT) tech as before. And then there's the "Free Zone".
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And then there's the O-Zone.​

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As in: "O-shit, I'm in a f*cking cult!"​

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That's when the O-Zone quickly turns into the Blow-Zone.​

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Indie/Freezone Scientology: The methadones of cult addiction. Equally toxic to Hubbard's heroin, but a cool marketing gimmick for broke Scientolgists who get that old nostalgic F/Ney feelin' when offered total freedom from Total Freedom.​

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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THE FOUR (4) STAGES OF LEAVING SCIENTOLOGY

O-zone Level I
I went bankrupt and so they assigned me a lower condition and now I'm imprisoned at the
bottom of a dark chain locker where I am being forced to write up my wholetrack crimes. I
really need to take responsibility and make it go right to get through this by applying my TR-O.

O-zone Level II
O-shit, I just realized I'm in a f*cking cult!

O-zone Level III
What's that? If I leave Scientology I lose my eternity, all my friends and family
disconnect from me and I die alone in pain, in the dark? Really, sO what?

O-zone Level IV
The blO zone.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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from a discussion about the "Stages of Leaving Scientology"
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It is my opinion that pretty much every CoS Scientologist knows that something is wrong. When I was in, I was well aware that I hadn't gotten the promised gains; that the Scientologists I knew were not demonstrating "homo novis" at all; that the money-money-money pressure was wrong; that the orgs I personally saw were not "straight up and vertical" expanding -- and so on. I don't think one needs to convince a Scientologist that things are wrong in Scientology, I just think you need to get them to acknowledge what they already know.

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I like that! Fascinating idea!

"Getting a Scientologist to acknowledge what they already know" is a particularly peculiar paradox, in that:

- - In order for a Scientologist to verbalize their true thoughts/feelings, wouldn't you first have to (somehow) help them realize the "ability attained" they falsely attested to decades earlier on Grade 0? The "ability to communicate to anyone about anything" is probably the very last "power" Hubbard ever wanted a Scientologist to attain--hence the tsunami of security protocols, confidentiality contracts and sec-checking.​

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-- Even if a Scientologist "knows something is wrong", the cult's Operating System still comes bundled with an app that we fondly refer to as "The Hubbard Law of Commotion" in which every inviolable policy or piece of tech has an inviolably equal opposite. Ergo, while a Scientologist might momentarily acknowledge what is wrong, they simultaneously begin handling YOU (and THEMSELVES) by focusing all their attention units what is right about the "100% workable tech!" ​

I tried it out the above techniques this afternoon on an old buddy who is still on the Bridge.

I think I may need more practice and drilling. . .

HELLUVAHOX
Hey Billy, we've known each other since 2nd grade
so I hope it's okay if I ask you a personal question.
Remember back in 1986 when we went the event
when LRH left the planet. I've had some stuck
attention for 33 years and I was wondering if
your knowingness also perceived that there
was something not quite ideal about that
whole "shed his encumbrance" deal.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
...well to be perfectly honest, I have had
some stuck attention on that too. Yeah,
so where did you want to go for lunch today?

HELLUVAHOAX
Wait. I'm not going to write a KR on you. So, I'll
repeat the last auditing command. If you were
talking to me about LRH shedding his
encumbrance what would
you say exactly?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Well...it just seems like such
an outpoint for a god-like being
with miraculous OT powers.

HELLUVAHOAX
Unexpectedly dropping dead?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
No. I mean it seems kinda outpointy that
he left the planet so fast he didn't even issue
us all a final tech update! I mean now we are
all stuck with having to stand and applaud that
1964 out-of-present-time wall photo of Mankind's
Greatest Friend for the next billion years.

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[Enthetan]

After all, wasn't this the most ethical thing to do -- whore yourself out to someone you barely knew, so that you could apply for a green card and continue working at Flag? Greatest good for the greatest number, right? Even though this type of activity is totally illegal?

Back when I was in the SO at Flag, I seriously considered getting married, just so we would qualify for "2D berthing" and I wouldn't have to share a small motel room with a bunch of other guys.

It wasn't like we would actually SEE much of each other, anyway...

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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from another thread discussing
whether Scientology is
a religion or a cult....

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IMO, Scientology is both a religion and a cult.

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Let's not shortchange "Mankind's Only Hope", it's so much more! LOL

Scientology is a religion, and;​

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a cult, and;​

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an applied philosophy, and; ​

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a modern science of mental health, and;​

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a bridge to total freedom, and;​

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an organized crime syndicate, and;​

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the only escape from this slave planet & out of the MEST universe trap, and;​

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the exclusive methodology to ascend to a God-like spiritual state, that requires one must first descend into the physical realm & retrieve at least a half million dollars--to ensure the guru's off-shore bank account balances also ascend, and; .​

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an avaricious admixture of quackery, charlatanism & delusional scientific woo in a hyperbolically & hypocritically vengeful hoax.​

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