Type4_PTS
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If anyone ever takes over for Miscavige as COB they should revise the goal using LRH's tech on cutting back the gradient. I would suggest adjusting the goal to "creating an organization without criminality & insanity."
TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)
- Thread starter HelluvaHoax!
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If anyone ever takes over for Miscavige as COB they should revise the goal using LRH's tech on cutting back the gradient. I would suggest adjusting the goal to "creating an organization without criminality & insanity."
HelluvaHoax!
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EXPLANATION OF WHY SUCH A HUGE PERCENTAGE OF SCIENTOLOGISTS WHO WERE STAFF MEMBERS, SEA ORG MEMBERS, CLEARS & OTS TURNED OUT TO BE SUPPRESSIVE PERSONS ("SPs")
Let's first read sacred scripture on the subject from the policy on "Anti-Social Personalities" (SPs):
When a staff member, SO member decides they no longer want to work for the org and quits, they get publicly "declared" to be an SP with all their "crimes" exposed!
When they are exposed to be an SP everyone learns they are the same as Hitler.
It is very strange and mysterious how that is possible.
But upon examination we find that approximately 98% of all Clears and OTs eventually blow too, and they are also Hitler!
REASON: Hitler caused the murders of approximately 60,000,000 people during World War II. And people who leave Scientology lied when they claimed that the tech did not give them miraculous supernatural powers. This makes the ex-scientologist SPs, the same as Hitler. In fact many ex members not only criticized the tech, but also requested a refund of their money---which in Scientology is literally worse than Hitler!
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Let's first read sacred scripture on the subject from the policy on "Anti-Social Personalities" (SPs):
"As they only comprise 20 percent of the population and as only 2½ percent are truly dangerous, we see that with a very small amount of effort we could considerably better the state of society. Well-known, even stellar, examples of such a personality are, of course, Napoleon and Hitler. Dillinger, Pretty Boy Floyd, Christie and other famous criminals were well-known examples of the antisocial personality. But with such a cast of characters in history we neglect the less stellar examples and do not perceive that such personalities exist in current life, very common, often undetected."
When a staff member, SO member decides they no longer want to work for the org and quits, they get publicly "declared" to be an SP with all their "crimes" exposed!
When they are exposed to be an SP everyone learns they are the same as Hitler.
It is very strange and mysterious how that is possible.
But upon examination we find that approximately 98% of all Clears and OTs eventually blow too, and they are also Hitler!
REASON: Hitler caused the murders of approximately 60,000,000 people during World War II. And people who leave Scientology lied when they claimed that the tech did not give them miraculous supernatural powers. This makes the ex-scientologist SPs, the same as Hitler. In fact many ex members not only criticized the tech, but also requested a refund of their money---which in Scientology is literally worse than Hitler!
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Type4_PTS
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Many who read this sentence of yours probably think you're exaggerating. But from a Scientological perspective it is spot on, and a reading of the Scientology "scriptures" makes it clear that people harming the CoS are literally worse than Hitler.
Hitler caused millions of people to die, that is true. But it was for only one lifetime. But harming Scientology can impact billions of lives for countless trillions of years according to Hubbard.
From Hubbard's single most important policy letter, KSW Series #1:
"We’re not playing some minor game in Scientology. It isn’t cute or something to do for lack of something better.
The whole agonized future of this planet, every man, woman and child on it, and your own destiny for the next endless trillions of years depend on what you do here and now with and in Scientology.
This is a deadly serious activity. And if we miss getting out of the trap now, we may never again have another chance.
Remember, this is our first chance to do so in all the endless trillions of years of the past. Don’t muff it now because it seems unpleasant or unsocial..."
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HelluvaHoax!
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Excellent unpacking of one of Hubbard's rhetorical booby traps!
While we're on that subject, one should consider the name of the sacred "scripture where Hubbard invokes ADOLPH HITLER:
HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE
Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex
HCO POLICY LETTER OF 27 SEPTEMBER 1966
THE ANTISOCIAL PERSONALITY - THE ANTI-SCIENTOLOGIST
Here's the gimmick. And it's diabolical. The title of the policy positions the "antisocial personality" to the "anti-Scientologist". They are the same. Ergo, an "anti-Scientologist" is Hitler.
As you correctly pointed out, the anti-scientologist is destroying BILLIONS of beings for eternity, which is "worse than Hitler".
Let's be honest about it. There are hundreds of trillions of beings in the universe, so the anti-Scientologist is also literally worse than Xenu (who only implanted and murdered hundreds of billions).
We are talking about some profoundly impressive orders of magnitude of evil! But, before ending off, we should at least give an example of what kind of mega-overt could cause a Scientologist to get declared an SP.
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Excellent unpacking of one of Hubbard's rhetorical booby traps!
While we're on that subject, one should consider the name of the sacred "scripture where Hubbard invokes ADOLPH HITLER:
HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE
Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex
HCO POLICY LETTER OF 27 SEPTEMBER 1966
THE ANTISOCIAL PERSONALITY - THE ANTI-SCIENTOLOGIST
There are certain characteristics and mental attitudes which cause about 20 percent of a race to oppose violently any betterment activity or group. Such people are known to have antisocial tendencies.
Well-known, even stellar, examples of such a personality are, of course, Napoleon and Hitler. Dillinger, Pretty Boy Floyd, Christie and other famous criminals were well-known examples of the antisocial. [LINK TO FULL PDF HERE]
Here's the gimmick. And it's diabolical. The title of the policy positions the "antisocial personality" to the "anti-Scientologist". They are the same. Ergo, an "anti-Scientologist" is Hitler.
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anti-scientologist: Any Scientologist who doesn't blindly agree with and obey the
orders/commands of any other Scientologist who is higher on the command channel.
As you correctly pointed out, the anti-scientologist is destroying BILLIONS of beings for eternity, which is "worse than Hitler".
Let's be honest about it. There are hundreds of trillions of beings in the universe, so the anti-Scientologist is also literally worse than Xenu (who only implanted and murdered hundreds of billions).
We are talking about some profoundly impressive orders of magnitude of evil! But, before ending off, we should at least give an example of what kind of mega-overt could cause a Scientologist to get declared an SP.
example: Well, naturally it could be an obviously gargantuan crime like "pulling the air cover off a planet". But it could be more covert as well. . .
example: One could just as easily be declared SP for going on the internet and reading this thread! That would make you worse than Hitler and Xenu combined, because you would be sabotaging the Bridge To Total Freedom for "endless trillions" of beings---by not disconnecting from the SPs who exercise "freedom of speech" about Scientology. It should be quite clear by now that Free Speech is not included in the $600,000 Total Freedom Package you purchased. Read the fine print, people!
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Type4_PTS
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True! Perhaps Scientology needs to begin putting an asterisk after the promised "total freedom" in their promotional materials.
They could then include notes at the bottom in the fine print that outline the exclusions to total freedom.
That would of course be the honest way to promote Scientology. But getting their members to sign some of those contracts negates the need for any transparency.
HelluvaHoax!
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Maybe the cult of Scientology can emulate and
apply the acceptable truth tech of mainstream media. . .
example:
SADISTIC BUT MOSTLY
UPTONE FREEDOM BRIDGE
apply the acceptable truth tech of mainstream media. . .
example:
SADISTIC BUT MOSTLY
UPTONE FREEDOM BRIDGE
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HelluvaHoax!
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About the odds of you being able to do Scientology--without Scientology "doing" you:
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The odds would be exponentially better that you'd have more money still in your possession at the end of your 30-minute walk thru the ghetto than if you took a 30-minute stroll thru one of Scientology's "ideal" churches.
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About the odds of you being able to do Scientology--without Scientology "doing" you:
- - - If you stuffed 2 bank cash-transport bags, each with one-hundred
dollar bills, and clearly marked each bag "$500,000" before slinging
them over your shoulders;
- - - and, if you then stuffed all your pockets with hundred dollar bills so that
the currency was literally sticking out and falling out in all directions;
- - - and, if you then filled your hands and arms to the max with hundred bills;
- - - and, if you then tried to take a 30-minute walk thru the most dangerous
gang-infested, crime-ridden ghetto in the nation--
The odds would be exponentially better that you'd have more money still in your possession at the end of your 30-minute walk thru the ghetto than if you took a 30-minute stroll thru one of Scientology's "ideal" churches.
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HelluvaHoax!
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Scientology's #1 Stupidest R-Factor
It happens the moment you tell a Scientologist anything
in the whole wide world that is wrong with your life
"Scientology can handle that!"
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SCIENTOLOGIST
Hey man, you look a little down.
What's bothering you my friend?
PRECLEAR
Well, it's my finances. I'm screwed!
SCIENTOLOGIST
Scientology can handle that!
PRECLEAR
That's what you told me the dozens of times you
convinced me to borrow money to handle my money ruin.
Now I owe $600,000 and my car was repossessed and I lost
my house to foreclosure and I am filing bankruptcy.
SCIENTOLOGIST
Yeah, but that was before Ron discovered the amazing and
all-new Money Correction List. It scientifically and totally
detects and erases any problem the being has with money!
PRECLEAR
Wow! It sounds so good. But,
how do I pay for it when I am dead
broke and can't borrow any more?
SCIENTOLOGIST
No problem. Scientology can handle that!
PRECLEAR
But, how?
SCIENTOLOGIST
Don't worry! You already paid
for the new Money Correction Rundown!
We handled that for you!
PRECLEAR
Wutttt? But, I'm totally broke and homeless.
SCIENTOLOGIST
Well, when we heard that you declared bankruptcy,
the senior Case Supervisor ordered that your PC
folders be carefully studied for any errors,
so that we could help you.
PRECLEAR
I don't get it. How could I have paid even
a dollar when all my bank accounts are overdrawn?
SCIENTOLOGIST
Well, during the folder error study we found the error!
Do you remember when you were ordered to do a massive O/W writeup
on money a couple years ago? Well, in the withholds section, remember
when you got off that huge withhold that you had a retirement account
and you also got off the withholds of your online ID and password?
PRECLEAR
(totally freaking out on the inside, but
on the outside appearing winning and uptone)
Wow! That's awesome that without even asking
me you like totally made it go right and
flowed power to my dynamics!
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Scientology's #1 Stupidest R-Factor
It happens the moment you tell a Scientologist anything
in the whole wide world that is wrong with your life
"Scientology can handle that!"
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SCIENTOLOGIST
Hey man, you look a little down.
What's bothering you my friend?
PRECLEAR
Well, it's my finances. I'm screwed!
SCIENTOLOGIST
Scientology can handle that!
PRECLEAR
That's what you told me the dozens of times you
convinced me to borrow money to handle my money ruin.
Now I owe $600,000 and my car was repossessed and I lost
my house to foreclosure and I am filing bankruptcy.
SCIENTOLOGIST
Yeah, but that was before Ron discovered the amazing and
all-new Money Correction List. It scientifically and totally
detects and erases any problem the being has with money!
PRECLEAR
Wow! It sounds so good. But,
how do I pay for it when I am dead
broke and can't borrow any more?
SCIENTOLOGIST
No problem. Scientology can handle that!
PRECLEAR
But, how?
SCIENTOLOGIST
Don't worry! You already paid
for the new Money Correction Rundown!
We handled that for you!
PRECLEAR
Wutttt? But, I'm totally broke and homeless.
SCIENTOLOGIST
Well, when we heard that you declared bankruptcy,
the senior Case Supervisor ordered that your PC
folders be carefully studied for any errors,
so that we could help you.
PRECLEAR
I don't get it. How could I have paid even
a dollar when all my bank accounts are overdrawn?
SCIENTOLOGIST
Well, during the folder error study we found the error!
Do you remember when you were ordered to do a massive O/W writeup
on money a couple years ago? Well, in the withholds section, remember
when you got off that huge withhold that you had a retirement account
and you also got off the withholds of your online ID and password?
PRECLEAR
(totally freaking out on the inside, but
on the outside appearing winning and uptone)
Wow! That's awesome that without even asking
me you like totally made it go right and
flowed power to my dynamics!
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HelluvaHoax!
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OSA accounts and hate-sites on the internet. It's one of Scientology's dirtiest little secrets.
The cult promises "a world without insanity, war and criminality". They promise they are erasing everyone's enturbulation and entheta. Yet the cult is frantically and fanatically flooding the world with those exact 5 things.
The cult also promises that they are keying out the world with uptone ARC. Instead, the cult sends out platoons of crazed trolls across the internet and social networking sites to "shatter" and "spin in" and "cave in" others with downtone HATE.
Have I mentioned recently that severely mentally ill Scientologists might not actually good examples of the modern science of mental health? LOL
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OSA accounts and hate-sites on the internet. It's one of Scientology's dirtiest little secrets.
The cult promises "a world without insanity, war and criminality". They promise they are erasing everyone's enturbulation and entheta. Yet the cult is frantically and fanatically flooding the world with those exact 5 things.
The cult also promises that they are keying out the world with uptone ARC. Instead, the cult sends out platoons of crazed trolls across the internet and social networking sites to "shatter" and "spin in" and "cave in" others with downtone HATE.
Have I mentioned recently that severely mentally ill Scientologists might not actually good examples of the modern science of mental health? LOL
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Karen#1
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After RTC sent 7 Executives and Mike Rinder's brother from Austraila to ambush him in a parking lot yelling obsenities at him, Mike Rinder tried to get away and in closing his car door his former wife Cathy got a minor abrasion. Even paramedics wrote it up as no hospital visit was necessary.
The cult LIES on this incident have increased over the years.
Jeffrey Augustine unpeeled some of these cult LIES and FAKE NEWS.
More Scientology Lies: Cathy Bernardini Tries to Peddle Her Discredited Story about Mike Rinder
In an attempt to attack Leah Remini’s Emmy-winning show Scientology and the Aftermath, the Scientology Cult has just released a new video on Mike Rinder which features the mother-daughter soa…
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Type4_PTS
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Even per LRH these individuals are insane.
In his essay "What Is Greatness?" he wrote:
"The hardest task one can have is to continue to love one’s fellows despite all reasons he should not.
And the true sign of sanity and greatness is to so continue"
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NotsoNutsoNow
Active member
The world (Earth/Teegeeack) should not only suspend the Cult of $cientology it should cancel it!!!!
Name one person who El Con 'loved'. That old suppressive prick shafted everyone who ever got close to him. This even includes his favourite, Diana, who apparently has been degraded to washing Slappy Adolf Mi卐carriage's smalls. If El Con truly loved and cared for her he would have set her up so she wouldn't have had to lift a single, solitary finger for the rest of her life.Even per LRH these individuals are insane.
In his essay "What Is Greatness?" he wrote:
"The hardest task one can have is to continue to love one’s fellows despite all reasons he should not.
And the true sign of sanity and greatness is to so continue"
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Type4_PTS
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HelluvaHoax!
Well-known member
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LOL!
Let's not forget about Salmon B. Chase.
Ron loved him too!
what's that, you say?
you say you're not sure
you recall who Salmon is?
Really?
that's strange. . . I thought you people
were Clears with perfect wholetrack recall.
what? you say you need a clue?
okay, I guess we can do that for you. . .
here ya go. . .
but after this, no more free clues
so you don't go out-exchange and criminal on us.
And yes, although no longer being produced,
it's still legal tender! Depending on its
condition, a $10,000 bill would be
worth between $30,000 to $140,000.
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NotsoNutsoNow
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Nice one HH..
LOL!
Let's not forget about Salmon B. Chase.
Ron loved him too!
what's that?
you are not sure you
know who Salmon is?
that's strange. . . I thought you people
were Clears with perfect wholetrack recall.
what? you say you need a clue?
okay, I guess we can do that for you. . .
here ya go. . .
but after this, no more free clues
so you don't go out-exchange and criminal on us.
And yes, although no longer being produced,
it's still legal tender! Depending on its
condition, a $10,000 bill would be
worth between $30,000 to $140,000.
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Sorry for the delay everyone, had a problem with some bugs - bloody mosquitos and body thetans!
Perhaps when El Con, Mary Sue and their black ops collaborators and goons were planting Cult of $cientology cultists in government offices during Operation Show White and other nasty, toxic, evil and destructive capers during the 1970s, which haven't ceased under the long reign of Slappy Adolf Mi卐carriage since the late 1970s here on Earth/Teegeeack, they should have planted plants in the Federal Reserve then they may have got their hands on some $100,000 notes, and El Con would have had another friend, Woodrow Wilson.
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The 100,000 dollar bill is a banknote of the United States printed by the Bureau of Engraving and Printing from 1934 to 1935. It was never publicly circulated and was only used for transactions between Federal Reserve Banks (and between L Ron Hubbard $enior and his Swiss numbered accounts).Numbered accounts are usually not as easy to open. They typically require you physically go to the bank in Switzerland. They also typically require an initial deposit of at least $100,000 and cost about $300 per year or more to maintain.
Wouldn't it be great for the world (Earth/Teegeeack) if the full details of every Swiss numbered account, and other like arrangements, were publically revealed, and included on every pertinent person's annual tax return?
If everything was legit, there shouldn't be any real objections regarding privacy concerns because when a person, business or organisation applies for a loan s/he/it is required to include all his/her/its assets and liabilities.
If anyone thinks the government doesn't know about you already or can garner information about you at a drop of a hat tell 'em their dreamin'.
NotsoNutsoNow
Active member
A stupid that has probably been mentioned before, but anyway here goes:
IDEAL GRIFT AND EXORCISM DYSTOPIA CLINIC (ideal org, ideal organisation): 1. ‘MOCK UP A WAY TO WASTE MONEY.’ (Ref: HCOB 9 January 1968 MONEY PROCESS Online edition.
IDEAL GRIFT AND EXORCISM DYSTOPIA CLINIC (ideal org, ideal organisation): 1. ‘MOCK UP A WAY TO WASTE MONEY.’ (Ref: HCOB 9 January 1968 MONEY PROCESS Online edition.
HelluvaHoax!
Well-known member
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Once upon a time (in 2009 when I was considering joining this website and needed an ID) I wondered if it was possible to capture the entirety of Scientology in just one (1) word. I was unable to locate a suitable word in any of the dictionaries on this planet. However, using my wholetrack memory, I was able to remember an excellent Thesaurus from 392 trillion years ago, and that is where I located the one (1) word.
Now, I am wondering if it is possible to capture the entirety of Scientology's miraculous Bridge to OT in just three (3) letters.
Once upon a time (in 2009 when I was considering joining this website and needed an ID) I wondered if it was possible to capture the entirety of Scientology in just one (1) word. I was unable to locate a suitable word in any of the dictionaries on this planet. However, using my wholetrack memory, I was able to remember an excellent Thesaurus from 392 trillion years ago, and that is where I located the one (1) word.
HelluvaHoax!
Now, I am wondering if it is possible to capture the entirety of Scientology's miraculous Bridge to OT in just three (3) letters.
LOL
(Lavishly Overpriced Lies)
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Dotey OT
Re-Membered
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SO officer : "You are being declared because of that sweater."
Goldenrod schmuck : "What about HIS sweater" (In his best tu quoque)
SO officer : "Not gonna work.
Goldenrod schmuck: "You do know how butch you look in that uniform, don't you?"
SO Officer : "Well, we could do an FES on your folder. Wanna do lunch?"
SO officer : "You are being declared because of that sweater."
Goldenrod schmuck : "What about HIS sweater" (In his best tu quoque)
SO officer : "Not gonna work.
Goldenrod schmuck: "You do know how butch you look in that uniform, don't you?"
SO Officer : "Well, we could do an FES on your folder. Wanna do lunch?"
NotsoNutsoNow
Active member
Brilliant!!!!