TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

freethinker

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You bring up what is perhaps one of the stupidest things in Scientology that is so stupid even Scientologists were afraid to put it in writing. Nevertheless, if one actually SURVEYED active Scientologists-in-good-standing, approximately 99.9% of them would have the identical answer to this survey question:

WHAT IS YOUR ADMIN SCALE "PLAN" EXACTLY, AFTER YOU DROP YOUR BODY?

And the #1 answer is. . . . . . . .

"I plan to pick up a new body in a super-upstat Scientology family"


EXPLANATION: The "end phenomena" after an entire lifetime of going up the Bridge to OT is becoming "able" enough to "operate" with OPM. Other people's money. That is the highest state of awareness and cause that Scientology's most advanced OTs (Commodore/COB) both attained.


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Yeah, they are saying I am determined to get up the Bridge and someone else can pay for it.

These are the ones who never showed up to an IAS event or left early.

These are the ones that always offered themselves as a PC for student auditing.

These are the ones who married staff members who had wealthy families.

These are the ones that sought out out-ethics situations to keep their KR tech sharp.

These are the ones who borrowed money to get auditing and didn't pay it back.
 
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Out Ethics

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With the advent of the internet people have higher choices in hospitals containing bodies. They have an app for that.

No more blanketing with the surprise of another thetan zapping you, "This ones already occupied", the app pre-scans the body for presence of BT's :cool:
THAT is really, really FUNNY freethinker. ^^ :LOL:
 
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You bring up what is perhaps one of the stupidest things in Scientology that is so stupid even Scientologists were afraid to put it in writing. Nevertheless, if one actually SURVEYED active Scientologists-in-good-standing, approximately 99.9% of them would have the identical answer to this survey question:

WHAT IS YOUR ADMIN SCALE "PLAN" EXACTLY, AFTER YOU DROP YOUR BODY?

And the #1 answer is. . . . . . . .

"I plan to pick up a new body in a super-upstat Scientology family"


EXPLANATION: The "end phenomena" after an entire lifetime of going up the Bridge to OT is becoming "able" enough to "operate" with OPM. Other people's money. That is the highest state of awareness and cause that Scientology's most advanced OTs (Commodore/COB) both attained.


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That reminds me HelluvaHoax.
I recall Stan Gerson, OT VIII, told me that a good friend of his was an OT something and they dropped their body. (Damn, I just hate that term "dropped their body")
They told Stan before they dropped the old hunk of meat, that they were going to a hospital and will find a a new born baby from an UPSTAT Scientology family. They also told Stan they wanted to live in a different location.

So, the day the OT died, another friend of Stan's; upstat and OT, had a baby. They lived in the location the dead one wanted to live in and Stan told me the dead friend picked up the body in the hospital of the upstat Scientology family and is living in the location he postulated prior to the death.

He told me this with total knowingness and certainty.

:whistle:
 

HelluvaHoax!

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That reminds me HelluvaHoax.
I recall Stan Gerson, OT VIII, told me that a good friend of his was an OT something and they dropped their body. (Damn, I just hate that term "dropped their body")
They told Stan before they dropped the old hunk of meat, that they were going to a hospital and will find a a new born baby from an UPSTAT Scientology family. They also told Stan they wanted to live in a different location.

So, the day the OT died, another friend of Stan's; upstat and OT, had a baby. They lived in the location the dead one wanted to live in and Stan told me the dead friend picked up the body in the hospital of the upstat Scientology family and is living in the location he postulated prior to the death.

He told me this with total knowingness and certainty.

:whistle:

Yikes!

I have heard multiple stories that are virtually identical with friends and loved ones who proudly promoted the "fact" that it was "the same being". One situation I was intimately involved in claimed such and it would have been a horrific act to the widow if anyone (me for example) had questioned whether the infant (now grown) was the deceased former husband.

To protect others, I can't say much more about the examples of CRWs (Certified Reincarnation Wins) I have personally witnessed and the "scientific proof" that everyone seemed euphorically happy about.

Example below fictitious in order to not invalidate anyone's OT win:?

WINNING SCIENTOLOGIST BILLY BLOWDOWN
Well, my best buddy Robert got up to OT VIII before they dropped the body last August.
And now my wife and have a new baby this year! So, you're not going to believe this...
Last week my kid--who's now 8 months old--and I were watching cartoons on TV and
when he saw Sponge Bob he started laughing and pointing. Like it totally indicated to
him and he was blowing charge like crazy, which is why he was laughing and pointing
at Sponge Bob because last life his name was Robert but a lot of people called him Bob.
So, I put my TR-0 in on him and said: "I totally got that you are Bob. Well done on making
your postulate stick to pick up a new body in a Scientology family who would grant you
beingness and not invalidate your OT VIII and knowingness!" So, it's totally him! At
first when we had the baby I was tone 40 sure it was Ron, but when his hair first grew
in a couple months ago it wasn't red, so obviously it's not Ron.

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Type4_PTS

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To protect others, I can't say much more about the examples of CRWs (Certified Reincarnation Wins) I have personally witnessed and the "scientific proof" that everyone seemed euphorically happy about.

It just so happens that I am a CRS ( Certified Reincarnation Specialist) broker. I arrange transactions between those who are working on having babies and those ready to drop their body.

For anyone getting up in age and concerned about where you're going to end up, look no further! We are actually running some tremendously affordable promotions right now. There are a limited supply of great families though, so anyone really serious about this, it's best to act now.

The normal fee of $25,000 to make a reservation has been discounted by 50% We NEVER offer that low of a discount, so take advantage of it.
We're operating on a first come first serve basis.

Get the $12,500 to my PayPal account tonight and we're going to toss in a an ebook entitled "Guaranteed Method on How to Bypass the Implant Stations!" This ebook is valued at $99.00 but for orders taken tonight we're going to toss it in for free.

This is risk-free folks! Money back if you're not 100% satisfied with the results.

Call NOW 1-800-TYPE-4PTS

OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!
 

freethinker

Controversial
That reminds me HelluvaHoax.
I recall Stan Gerson, OT VIII, told me that a good friend of his was an OT something and they dropped their body. (Damn, I just hate that term "dropped their body")
They told Stan before they dropped the old hunk of meat, that they were going to a hospital and will find a a new born baby from an UPSTAT Scientology family. They also told Stan they wanted to live in a different location.

So, the day the OT died, another friend of Stan's; upstat and OT, had a baby. They lived in the location the dead one wanted to live in and Stan told me the dead friend picked up the body in the hospital of the upstat Scientology family and is living in the location he postulated prior to the death.

He told me this with total knowingness and certainty.

:whistle:
Is that the tall guy who did OT magic and was bald on top?
 

HelluvaHoax!

Well-known member

It just so happens that I am a CRS ( Certified Reincarnation Specialist) broker. I arrange transactions between those who are working on having babies and those ready to drop their body.

For anyone getting up in age and concerned about where you're going to end up, look no further! We are actually running some tremendously affordable promotions right now. There are a limited supply of great families though, so anyone really serious about this, it's best to act now.

The normal fee of $25,000 to make a reservation has been discounted by 50% We NEVER offer that low of a discount, so take advantage of it.
We're operating on a first come first serve basis.

Get the $12,500 to my PayPal account tonight and we're going to toss in a an ebook entitled "Guaranteed Method on How to Bypass the Implant Stations!" This ebook is valued at $99.00 but for orders taken tonight we're going to toss it in for free.

This is risk-free folks! Money back if you're not 100% satisfied with the results.

Call NOW 1-800-TYPE-4PTS

OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!

LOL

That $12,500 rate is an extraordinary bargain when amortized over a billion years!

I transferred $62,500 to your PayPal account just now. That will cover the cost of my IRATE (Impediment Routing And Termination Event) and also handles my other four (4) bodies in pawn, on this planet.

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freethinker

Controversial

It just so happens that I am a CRS ( Certified Reincarnation Specialist) broker. I arrange transactions between those who are working on having babies and those ready to drop their body.

For anyone getting up in age and concerned about where you're going to end up, look no further! We are actually running some tremendously affordable promotions right now. There are a limited supply of great families though, so anyone really serious about this, it's best to act now.

The normal fee of $25,000 to make a reservation has been discounted by 50% We NEVER offer that low of a discount, so take advantage of it.
We're operating on a first come first serve basis.

Get the $12,500 to my PayPal account tonight and we're going to toss in a an ebook entitled "Guaranteed Method on How to Bypass the Implant Stations!" This ebook is valued at $99.00 but for orders taken tonight we're going to toss it in for free.

This is risk-free folks! Money back if you're not 100% satisfied with the results.

Call NOW 1-800-TYPE-4PTS

OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!
What do you cahrge to skip the meat body and just go straight to Target II? I finished my Way To Happiness course so I'm ready for meatless.
 

HelluvaHoax!

Well-known member
Is that the tall guy who did OT magic and was bald on top?

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Finally after 69 years there is an OT with magic powers!


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SUCCESS STORY

I went to see Master Magician OT VIII Stan Gerson and was impressed,
in awe and astounded as he created magic in Kansas City!!!
The photo above was of his most mindblowing miracle. Not only did he
duplicate and pick out mycard and miraculously pull it out of a deck
of 52 cards---which is a impossible, he miraculously then
turned a playing card into my charge card and donated
money from my car without me even knowing about it or
signing anything. This was such a power flow to help
me get pay for the just-released course called
"The Magic Of Flowing Power Uplines"


ML, Billy Blowdown
OT VIII





 

freethinker

Controversial
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Finally after 69 years there is an OT with magic powers!


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SUCCESS STORY

I went to see Master Magician OT VIII Stan Gerson and was impressed,
in awe and astounded as he created magic in Kansas City!!!
The photo above was of his most mindblowing miracle. Not only did he
duplicate and pick out mycard and miraculously pull it out of a deck
of 52 cards---which is a impossible, he miraculously then
turned a playing card into my charge card and donated
money from my car without me even knowing about it or
signing anything. This was such a power flow to help
me get pay for the just-released course called
"The Magic Of Flowing Power Uplines"


ML, Billy Blowdown
OT VIII





What?!, is this some kind of a joke, that imposter isn't bald. What are you trying to pull here.? All this time I believed in you.o_O

OK' enough of the drama.

Nice job Hoaxie.



Had ya going fora second there didn't I?

Ain't ESMB Target II Awesome?

Ron was right. Now I want to play the Birthday Game, where's Lotus?
 

Glenda

Well-known member
What?!, is this some kind of a joke, that imposter isn't bald. What are you trying to pull here.? All this time I believed in you.o_O

OK' enough of the drama.

Nice job Hoaxie.



Had ya going fora second there didn't I?

Ain't ESMB Target II Awesome?

Ron was right. Now I want to play the Birthday Game, where's Lotus?
Lotus? Last I heard she was bashing the hell out of someone on target one. Nicely of course. :)
 

freethinker

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He was short and had hair. He is from Los Angeles.
But there was an SO member called Stan, I think, who did OT magic tricks who was really tall, had dark curly hair and was bald on top in the center. He was a story teller.
 

freethinker

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freethinker

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I think, maybe Stan Dubin?
 

HelluvaHoax!

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Are you sure it wasn't Stan but Stu? As in Stu Pedd?
LOL, thanks guanoloco!


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Who can forget Stuart "Stu" Pedd, the Stupid Thread's favorite Dianeticist in Doubt.

His non-standard, self-auditing question ("Am I Stupid?") is sordidly squirrel, which is why---despite having been awarded a super-statusey Homo Novus bracelet & Homo Dupe-us lapel pin---Stu is having a Cultie In Crisis moment.

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Cultie In Crisis: The exact moment a cult member first wonders if they can at least "break even" on their investment of decades and a million dollars, by offering their terrific tech trinkets on eBay.
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HelluvaHoax!

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BEFORE
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Yet another "Cultie In Crisis" moment. . .

The moment an OT looks at an LRH quote posted on the inside of their tent and wonders:

Hmmmm, I lost my house to foreclosure, had my car repossessed and forced to declare bankruptcy because of all the humanitarian donations I made to save mankind on this planet. So now I am a homeless DB who posted an LRH quote on the inside of my tent to keep me uptone. I am wondering if I should take down that Way To Happiness quote where Dr. Hubbard advised me that if I wanted to become happy, I should first make the donations and then afterwards: "BE WILLING TO EXPERIENCE ANYTHING!"​

AFTER
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