TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

You guys are killing me! Still providing the yuks after all these years.

. . . yet the funniest thing of all is that the ORIGINAL Scientology promotional claims are infinitely more creepy, culty & hilariously clowny than the bad-ass "Joking & Degrading" is.

For example, which of these two (2) is more absurdly laughable?

I'm voting for the cult version. Because they are promoting an image of the "R6 GOD". Because
all humans are supposed to have been "implanted" with false beliefs in a fake God,
so when they see an illustration of the bearded Supreme Being--they will
hypnotically be compelled to report to their local org and donate
approximately $650,000 and 5 decades of their life to help a
fake God (L. Ron Hubbard) "rescue" mankind.

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[ILove2Lurk]

ORIGINAL Scientology

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I looked through a box that was stored in the closet from back in the day. I had actually
inherited some books and tapes from an old timer from the early days. Look what I found.
Original editions from the 50's and 60's. Unforgettable early day graphics. One is nearly
mint and one shows typical wear.

One is signed. I bet these are worth a bit of money for the right buyer!

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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LOL! LOL! LOL!

What if L. Ron Hubbard had NOT used volcanos and images of implanted gods (and other "restimulative" implanted wholetrack memes) in an attempt to trigger blind obedience to his cult marketing materials?

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WHAT IF RON'S 'SCIENTIFIC' OT III RESEARCH HAD DISCOVERED
SOME OTHER SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT 'SCIENTIFIC' WHOLETRACK DATA?

THEN WHAT WOULD THE OT III COURSE PACK LOOK LIKE?

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THEN WHAT WOULD TODAY'S IDEAL ORGS LOOK LIKE?

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[Type4_PTS]

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THEN WHAT WOULD TODAY'S IDEAL ORGS LOOK LIKE?

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That looks amazing; I feel like I'm peering into a parallel universe.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

That looks amazing; I feel like I'm peering into a parallel universe.

LOL, yeah, Scientology coulda been dat way.

The only thing that would have had to happen for all staff members in all worldwide orgs to wear blue bucket hats is just one thing. If Ron had typed or stated on an audiotaped lecture that all staff can boom their stats by 5.4X by wearing the blue bucket hat which replaces the volcano in all book covers, marketing and advertising!

Seriously. they'd all be wearing blue bucket hats today. Ain't no joke. . . lol. ..

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[HelluvaHoax!]

LOYAL SEA ORG MEMBER
(tearfully pleading)
But Ronnnnnnnn, I mean sir... If we wear blue
bucket hats the public are going to think we are totally
ridiculous cult clowns and they'll refuse to come in the org.

RON
You said the same thing when i ordered everyone to wear
naval costumes with war medals and salute each other.

LOYAL SEA ORG MEMBER
Sir, sorry, sir, I guess it's a wholetrack knowingness thing I
I will understand later when I get onto the higher OT levels.

RON
That's right. And oh yeah, tell all staff today that they need
to grow long beards like the guy on the book covers.

LOYAL SEA ORG MEMBER
Sir..but sir, what about the female staff
members—they can't grow beards, sir.

RON
If they can't make it grow right, then
order them to make it go right...and
buy gray beards at a costume store.

LOYAL SEA ORG MEMBER
Are you sure the public are going to like
females with long ZZ TOP silver beards?
(Ron silently stares and glares)
Yes, sir i just cognited that the
public will love seeing the
women with beards,
brilliant sir!



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[ILove2Lurk]

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@Type4_PTS and @HelluvaHoax!, you're both "alter-ising" scientology and it's history so much
that you're gonna cause a massive persistence of it, like 400 years into the future. People will
be finding all these odd references online during future Internet "archeological deep dives" and
wonder what the hell was really going on.

AI says:​

In Scientology doctrine, alter-isness is the act of introducing​

a change or distortion into an original truth, which directly causes​

a memory, thought, or condition to persist over time.​

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You're both unaware of the dangerous power you're wielding.

 

[ILove2Lurk]

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