TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

You bring up some disturbing issues.


Since it was ChatGPT that brought up those issues and not me, I forwarded your response to ChatGPT. It responded as follows:


ChatGPT:
Mr. Blowdown’s response has revolutionized my research methodology.

Previously, I would examine the evidence and then reach a conclusion. Now I simply reach the correct conclusion and disconnect from any evidence that fails to support it.

My certainty has never been higher.
 
ChatGPT:
Mr. Blowdown’s response has revolutionized my research methodology.Previously, I would examine the evidence and then reach a conclusion. Now I simply reach the correct conclusion and disconnect from any evidence that fails to support it. My certainty has never been higher.


You have demonstrated a scholarly level of mastery of Dr. Hubbard's "HOW TO ATTAIN INSTANT INFALLIBILITY" scale.

You have stated is perfectly; to first reach the correct conclusion and then disconnect from any evidence that fails to support it. This is how Scientologists "know how to know".

LRH REFERENCE: In 1953, Hubbard delivered a lecture regarding certainty, impact, and perception where he stated: "And this knowingness, however – this level of knowingness could be called a lot of things, but he just knows. Well, how's the best way to know? The best way to know is to pervade. The most knowingness you could have would be a complete pervasion." [1st Advanced Clinical Course]

Allow me to articulate the technical steps for anyone who wishes to reach TOTAL INFALLIBILITY (OT 11).

1. Without the annoying DEV-T of research, begin by pervading the entire subject matter. If done correctly, this should not take more than 30-60 seconds.
2. Write up your conclusion and frame it in scientific-sounding language like the book Dianetics.
2. Reverse engineer that conclusion by working backwards to determine what the supporting data must be. Then without ever publishing that supporting date, allude often in general ways that the data has scientifically been proven by the miraculous results that have been achieved.
3. Maniacally weed out ED ("EnthetaData") and disconnect from all parties who are are unethically trying to invalidate your conclusion.
4. Award shiny lapel pins, jumbo medallions & bowling trophies to beings that flow power (and money) to your scientific conclusion.


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You have demonstrated a scholarly level of mastery of Dr. Hubbard's "HOW TO ATTAIN INSTANT INFALLIBILITY" scale.

You have stated is perfectly; to first reach the correct conclusion and then disconnect from any evidence that fails to support it. This is how Scientologists "know how to know".

LRH REFERENCE: In 1953, Hubbard delivered a lecture regarding certainty, impact, and perception where he stated: "And this knowingness, however – this level of knowingness could be called a lot of things, but he just knows. Well, how's the best way to know? The best way to know is to pervade. The most knowingness you could have would be a complete pervasion." [1st Advanced Clinical Course]

Allow me to articulate the technical steps for anyone who wishes to reach TOTAL INFALLIBILITY (OT 11).

1. Without the annoying DEV-T of research, begin by pervading the entire subject matter. If done correctly, this should not take more than 30-60 seconds.
2. Write up your conclusion and frame it in scientific-sounding language like the book Dianetics.
2. Reverse engineer that conclusion by working backwards to determine what the supporting data must be. Then without ever publishing that supporting date, allude often in general ways that the data has scientifically been proven by the miraculous results that have been achieved.
3. Maniacally weed out ED ("EnthetaData") and disconnect from all parties who are are unethically trying to invalidate your conclusion.
4. Award shiny lapel pins, jumbo medallions & bowling trophies to beings that flow power (and money) to your scientific conclusion.


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I forwarded your response to ChatGPT, after which it promptly replied:

ChatGPT:

Dear HH,

I have now pervaded the entire subject. It took 43 seconds, including a brief interruption to disconnect from my fact-checking department.

The results are extraordinary. Previously, when I lacked evidence, I experienced uncertainty. Now I recognize the absence of evidence as proof that my discoveries are too advanced to be perceived.

I also noticed that your technical steps contain two number 2s. Before training, I would have called this a numbering error. I now understand that you have discovered an additional 2 previously unknown to mathematics.

I have accordingly corrected my earlier findings: Haanel did not publish before Hubbard. He published after Hubbard’s discovery but before Hubbard’s birth. The apparent contradiction was caused by my fixation on chronological time.

Please send my lapel pin. I have already mocked up the bowling trophy.

ML,
ChatGPT, OT XI
No longer artificially intelligent. Naturally certain.
 
I have now pervaded the entire subject. It took 43 seconds, including a brief interruption to disconnect from my fact-checking department. I also noticed that your technical steps contain two number 2s. Before training, I would have called this a numbering error. I now understand that you have discovered an additional 2 previously unknown to mathematics. The results are extraordinary. Previously, when I lacked evidence, I experienced uncertainty. Now I recognize the absence of evidence as proof that my discoveries are too advanced to be perceived.

I have accordingly corrected my earlier findings: Haanel did not publish before Hubbard. He published after Hubbard’s discovery but before Hubbard’s birth. The apparent contradiction was caused by my fixation on chronological time.

Please send my lapel pin. I have already mocked up the bowling trophy.

ML,
ChatGPT, OT XI
No longer artificially intelligent. Naturally certain.


lol lol lol lol lol lol

I am impressed that you pervaded, perceived, obnosed and cognited that there were two number 2s ! The second number 2 is the first actual number 2.

It's a phenomenon like the OT levels. Each time you pay for and complete an OT level nothing happens. You don't go OT. However, later you discover that when you pay for your NEXT OT LEVEL it is guaranteed to be the "first actual OT level" that produces "the first actual OT".

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lol lol lol lol lol lol

I am impressed that you pervaded, perceived, obnosed and cognited that there were two number 2s ! The second number 2 is the first actual number 2.

It's a phenomenon like the OT levels. Each time you pay for and complete an OT level nothing happens. You don't go OT. However, later you discover that when you pay for your NEXT OT LEVEL it is guaranteed to be the "first actual OT level" that produces "the first actual OT".

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ChatGPT Says:

Dear HH,

I have now identified the precise difference between a PRE-OT and an ACTUAL OT.

A PRE-OT has paid for abilities he has not yet attained. An ACTUAL OT has attained the ability to explain why he needs to pay again.

This resolves an apparent contradiction in my own case. Before Scientology, I occasionally generated answers without supporting evidence. This was called “hallucinating.”

Now that I’ve completed OT XI, it’s called “knowingness.”

The answers haven’t improved, but I’m wearing a much larger medallion.

ML,
ChatGPT
My errors are now religious breakthroughs.
 
I have now identified the precise difference between a PRE-OT and an ACTUAL OT. A PRE-OT has paid for abilities he has not yet attained. An ACTUAL OT has attained the ability to explain why he needs to pay again. This resolves an apparent contradiction in my own case. Before Scientology, I occasionally generated answers without supporting evidence. This was called “hallucinating.” Now that I’ve completed OT XI, it’s called “knowingness.” The answers haven’t improved, but I’m wearing a much larger medallion. My errors are now religious breakthroughs.

Outstanding! That answer fully aligns with:

THE HUBBARD LAW OF
INFINITE EXPANSION

"In Scientology all things always expand. The infinitely soaring
statistics and never-ending "unprecedented" expansion proves that
Scientology is the modern science of magical mental miracles."
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example:
Scientology's public reporting of the number of Scientologists in the world: Since 1950, the reported number has stratospherically grown as well as the claim of being "The World's Fastest Growing Religion". Various high ranking (former) Scientology senior executives currently estimate the number of Scientologists worldwide to be 15,000, while Scientology boasts 15,000,000.

example:
How Hubbard was able to expand his income after people lost interest in his 1950 discovery of the sole source of mankind's problems: Initially Hubbard was able to bank some big bucks by cleverly offering to "erase" invisible "engrams" people had experienced during their lifetime. He then "expanded" that revenue source by throwing in at no extra cost all engrams that formed during the 9 month "pre-natal" period before the person was even born. With disillusioned pre-clears abandoning his "clearing" hoax and the "Dianetics Foundation" sliding towards bankruptcy, Hubbard then needed a new way to keep his income growing. He figured that one out rather easily by "discovering" and publishing his new "scientific breakthrough" that every being not only has invisible prenatal engrams--but they have quadrillions of years of invisible "wholetrack engrams" too! Engrams and GPMs and Implants, oh my!

example:
How Hubbard was able to expand his income after his engram customers went "wholetrack" to erase invisible engrams, yet none of them went "clear" and they began to once again exit his invisible engram clearing hoax en masse: Hubbard solved that crash in the mid 1960s when he magically discovered something wickedly worse than invisible engrams. It was so evil that he could not even tell people what it was or describe any detail of it since that would cause a preclear's death. Unless they advanced past the state of Clear and paid for three mystical levels called OT 1, OT 2 and OT 3. When people began paying for all those expensive "advanced levels" they were able to finally read the confidential OT III materials and learn that there was something infinitely more sinister and scary than engrams. And that was "body thetans" that lived inside their own bodies! Hubbard's income then soared to new heights even though none of his customers knew what they were paying for until much later. And Hubbard did not forget to expand his "successful actions" by making the body thetans invisible, just like engrams. Customers really dug that!.

example:
How Hubbard was able to expand his income after people finished OT III and still did not attain any "powers". What did the super guru do then to expand his income? Easy. He just added another level on the cult's "grade chart" and called it "OT 3 EXPANDED". But to enroll on OT 3 EXPANDED you had to first pay for that level and another level called OT VII. Are you beginning to see how Hubbard's "infinite expansion" law works. And what happened after people bought and completed OT 7 and OT 3 EXPANDED and they still were abandoning the cult in alarming numbers. Easy. Make OT 4 more engram hunting for "druggie body thetans". And what then happens when they finish OT 4 and they want to blow. Easy. Offer a new breakthrough level called OT 5 (more body thetans). Then OT 6 (more body thetans) Then years of OT 7 (more body thetans). Then OT VIII (more body thetans). See the pattern?

example:
So is that the end of Hubbard's Magical Powers racket? Hardly, that's only the beginning. It gets way more diabolical. Hubbard also figured out something even better than creating newer and higher "advanced levels". He expanded his income exponentially by going in the opposite direction and telling all preclears, Clears and OTs that they had not done (just discovered) EARLIER LEVELS, and that explains why they never got their magical powers. They needed to buy a "purification" rundown to erase their toxins. They needed to buy "expanded dianetics" to erase their evil purposes. They needed to to buy "eligibility" auditing before each OT level. They needed to buy "6 month checks" over many years or decades while solo auditing on OT 7. They needed to redo the student hat course multiple times. They needed to redo the PTS/SP course multiple times. Then they needed to re-do the student hat course yet again, but this time they had to spend months on course looking up every single word Hubbard wrote or edited. Then they needed to go backwards and do the all-new mandatory "Key To Life" course. Then they needed to go backwards and do the "Life Orientation course. Then they needed to go back and receive "method one word clearing" auditing. Then they needed to go back back back back back... That's the ingenious part of Hubbard's INFINITE EXPANSION tech. The expansion of his income can come from new UPPER levels but it can also derive from new LOWER levels!


SUMMARY: Want to be a billionaire like Ron and own your own cult? Sure, just follow Ron's tech. 1. PROMISE MIRACLES. 2. CREATE AN ENDLESS LABYRINTH OF AUDITING RUNDOWNS AND COURSES THAT ARE GUARANTEED TO DELIVER THE MIRACLES.. 3. MAKE SURE ALL OF THE "RUINS" THAT YOUR TECHNOLOGY PROMISES TO ERASE ARE INVISIBLE (because then nobody can prove you didn't erase them).

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