Scientologists can hardly contain excitement for the IAS gala, and for Tom Cruise’s epic flop

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TONY ORTEGA
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We love a good Scientology hype video, and we have a couple of them for you today as staffers do their best to get the beleaguered rank and file to drop everything and quickly make plans to come to England for the IAS gala on October 23.
Alex Barnes-Ross is making his own plans for a fourth year of protests, and on the Group Therapy podcast he was telling us about how some Scientologists in Italy endure a 20-hour bus ride to come to the event. Can you imagine?
After that grueling journey, Scientologists will probably be pulled aside to be asked about where they are on the Bridge and how much they’ve donated to the IAS while they’re there. Surely, some of them are feeling a bit hesitant about laying out for a last-minute flight or coach ride.
You can understand then why these young staffers are feeling the pressure to get people excited about actually coming to this thing, and on such short notice.
Let us know how well you think these two blokes performed…
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Scientologists can hardly contain excitement for the IAS gala, and for Tom Cruise’s epic flop

We love a good Scientology hype video, and we have a couple of them for you today as staffers do their best to get the beleaguered rank and file to drop everything and quickly make plans to come to England for the IAS gala on October 23.

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IF SCIENTOLOLGY COULD PRODUCE EVEN ONE (1) OPERATING THETAN
OR EVEN ONE (1) PERSON ABLE TO DEMONSTRATE ONE (1)
OT POWER, THEN THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY WOULD
NOT HAVE TO RESORT TO SHOWING MORONIC CULT
PITCHMEN FLYING IN CRINGY A.I. AIRPLANES.

IF SCIENTOLOGY WORKED THEY WOULD NOT NEED
PREPOSTEROUS PROMOTIONAL POSTERS. THEY
COULD SIMPLY UPLOAD ONE 3 MINUTE VIDEO
ON YOUTUBE THAT DEMONSTRATED ANY
SINGLE SUPERNATURAL POWER. THEN
ONE BILLION PEOPLE WOULD
SHOW UP AT ORGS WITH
FISTFULS OF MONEY.


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