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How can I help!! The story CAN get crazier and better!!
Hell yes I'm convinced it can.
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How can I help!! The story CAN get crazier and better!!
Just think of the whole NOI weirdocalypse waiting. I'm thinking... Thinking!! Oh please.
The ones to chime in on the tail end of ESMB 1 closing were enough in the lunacy department for one week.
And no, I won't name names. Don't want to invoke them.
The first website of Returned Ron was called lronhubbardrising.com. That site had a video of him being interviewed by someone which was great fun to watch. The guy is slick and spins a great yarn just like Original Ron.

Okay. I'll go with entertaining rather than fun. It was kind of like watching a real life episode of the Twilight Zone. For anyone who didn't see his video, as I recall he said he blasted through all of the scientology training and processing bottom to top in less than two years. Easy for him to do since he developed it all himself in the first place. He then went right to work on the OT levels above VIII.To each his own, but I would prefer other forms of entertainment.
I watched a couple minutes of this guy and if I had a choice of watching any more of him or watching paint dry, it would be a tough choice.
But I confess that I found his ethics order on the Executive VP of Bridge Publications a bit entertaining.
Okay. I'll go with entertaining rather than fun. It was kind of like watching a real life episode of the Twilight Zone. For anyone who didn't see his video, as I recall he said he blasted through all of the scientology training and processing bottom to top in less than two years. Easy for him to do since he developed it all himself in the first place. He then went right to work on the OT levels above VIII.
The dude had Elron's patter down pat and it's too bad he pulled the video. He probably would pull in more customers if he left it up. His website has been dead for months. Come back Ron! I'm waiting for the next episode.

For anyone who didn't see his video, as I recall he said he blasted through all of the scientology training and processing bottom to top in less than two years. Easy for him to do since he developed it all himself in the first place. He then went right to work on the OT levels above VIII.
The dude had Elron's patter down pat and it's too bad he pulled the video.

Ann Arnow still at Bridge?
That's like 40 years or something!
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So far he's doing the best impersonation yet, at least from anyone who actually believes he/she is Elron returned. (To date I don't know of any returned Ronnie/Rhonda Hubbard.)Sorry, but he's not even close to Hubbs patter. His ability to spew BS is far inferior to the Hubbs. He tries to sound smart and fails miserably with his pontifications.
The video I watched was of him being interviewed. He was explaining how he came to "realize" he had been Elron, his future plans for scientology and The Tek and so on. To me the absurdity of it was interesting and even entertaining and I'm not real sour about it.OK dude you asked for it. See how long you can tolerate watching him
and for you to compare to his namesake
This reminds me of something that happened decades ago, I was applying for a job, and I noticed behind the interviewer, a board with a few dozen business cards affixed to it, I mentioned that one of the business cards was from someone I knew well, and so I mentioned it. The interviewer's response: "Don't tell anybody and they'll never know"... That's the advice I would give to a guy saying he's L Ron Hubbard reincarnated.