GUARANTEED: The single dumbest, cringiest, creepiest thread on this planet

[HelluvaHoax!]

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I don't know if this exists on other threads but I saw it today for the first time.

It was actually TOO stupid to even post on the Stupid Thread. Seriously.

I can't even talk about it right now because I am in a sort of comatose state from the mind-deadening effects of looking at one of the videos for less than a minute. Well here's the first video I looked at:

apparently they are so ashamed of this WTF video
they won't even let any other website embed it.
-- no problem --
CLICK ON LINK HERE TO SEE THE WTF VIDEO



For sheer masochism and laughs, here are the other videos.
LINK TO REST OF VIDEOS



Honestly? I have NEVER seen anything as humiliating and
pathetic as these Scientologists doing these degrading
on-demand worship stories of COBs holy messianic work
here on this slave planet with all you ungrateful DBs.


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[He-man]

Holy fuck.

The cringe.

Too much cringe.

Man. I need a shotgun to erase that from my memory.

"When I take on a hat. I wear it."

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Holy fuck.
The cringe.
Too much cringe.
Man. I need a shotgun to erase that from my memory.
"When I take on a hat. I wear it."

LOL LOL

I ain't lyin!!!! Did you notice the other two dozen videos on the same creepy subject?

When you get out of the emergency room and your brain is functioning again, be sure to write a success story.

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[Dotey OT]

Gag.

"You don't see him changing, altering..."

Tom Cummins—video on David Miscavige

“[David Miscavige] is bringing Mr. Hubbard’s technology to the world exactly how it’s supposed to be brought.”

www.davidmiscavige.org

 

[Dotey OT]

The width, depth and breadth of this is... well, I am speechless.

This is all blackmail material when the truth about DM comes out. Make sure that you save these.

 

[He-man]

LOL LOL

I ain't lyin!!!! Did you notice the other two dozen videos on the same creepy subject?

When you get out of the emergency room and your brain is functioning again, be sure to write a success story.

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Man I can't watch another one, I'm freaking dying here from massive cringe overload!

GET ME A FRICKEN SHOTGUN SO I CAN END THIS MISERY!

It's a 100x worse then the "What is Scientology" video from the 90's.

 

[stratty]

Quick, pass the barf emoticon!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Man I can't watch another one, I'm freaking dying here from massive cringe overload!

GET ME A FRICKEN SHOTGUN SO I CAN END THIS MISERY!

It's a 100x worse then the "What is Scientology" video from the 90's.

LOL. Was that not some of the wholetrack's most sycophantically gruesome groveling anyone has ever seen?!


Instead of starting the 2nd video, I'd rather watch the entire 36 days of the OT III implant movies and take back all my blown BTs!

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[The Oracle]

Ew....that hurt! You should have a Black Box Warning: “Some viewers may find this disturbing”.

I now remember what I thought about Miscavige when I was in. Not much.
I met him at the “ Ideal Org Grand Gas Light“ opening.
My exact thoughts:
What an ass.
He was tiny. Real tiny.
Something about him was creepy.....real creepy.
He would whisper back and forth with his side kick, Lou. I thought that was his wife.
He was condescending and arrogant. “Tiny man syndrome” he had not handled on his case.
No wonder Tom Cruise loves him.

 

[Zertel]

It's copyrighted 2020 and appears as www.davidmiscavige.org on the internet.

 

[Type4_PTS]

Pomerantz probably had something come up in a sec check like "thinking bad thoughts about David Miscavige" and he was desperate to get out of lower conditions and salvage his eternity.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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By the way, what "church leader" in the world pays a lot of money to put people in front of a videocam to talk about how spectacular, magnanimous, ethical, brilliant, responsible, powerful, knowledgable and supernatural you are?

WHO.DOES.THAT. ???????

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[HelluvaHoax!]

Pomerantz probably had something come up in a sec check like "thinking bad thoughts about David Miscavige" and he was desperate to get out of lower conditions and salvage his eternity.

I knew that guy back in the day. He is a broken man in that video, a shell of a man.....pathetic. Besides all that, he can't act worth shit in that video, it is so fake and contrived and synthesized----I didn't believe a word. Looked like a prisoner of war, begging for his life by streaming endlessly empty compliments on his captor.

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[Type4_PTS]

I knew that guy back in the day. He is a broken man in that video, a shell of a man.....pathetic. Besides all that, he can't act worth shit in that video, it is so fake and contrived and synthesized----I didn't believe a word. Looked like a prisoner of war, begging for his life by streaming endlessly empty compliments on his captor.

Given his career as an actor, I would have expected that he would have done a better job at hiding his disagreement with the script he read from. Sadly, he DID look like a prisoner of war.

I hope for his sake that he finds the courage one day to say what he really believes.

 

[Zertel]

It might be the best single reference source and compilation of Scientology lies and BS ever produced!

 

[Dotey OT]

I knew that guy back in the day. He is a broken man in that video, a shell of a man.....pathetic. Besides all that, he can't act worth shit in that video, it is so fake and contrived and synthesized----I didn't believe a word. Looked like a prisoner of war, begging for his life by streaming endlessly empty compliments on his captor.

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I think I noticed him blinking SOS with his eyelids as he spoke:

 

[He-man]

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By the way, what "church leader" in the world pays a lot of money to put people in front of a videocam to talk about how spectacular, magnanimous, ethical, brilliant, responsible, powerful, knowledgable and supernatural you are?

WHO.DOES.THAT. ???????

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Hey man.

When Mr Miscabbage wears a hat. he flippen wears it man.

 

[Lee #28]

Do I have to watch one?

I really don't want to...

That's a prisoner from the Pueblo above....right?

 

[guanoloco]

The FBI must be nosing around.

"You want to hear what witnesses will say?"

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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Okay, I toughened up and just watched another video. You people owe me! LOL

Another glowing tribute by a total cause trombone player. Let's see what he has to say about the greatest OT on this planet.

Two takeaways:

1. He was overjoyed and overwhelmed---couldn't believe it---that COB actually talked to him. All that was running thru his mind was the shock & awe that Miscavige was ".....running a worldwide religion" yet somehow with countless things "that must be running thru his mind" he was somehow able to focus on a small meaningless being like a trombone player on earth and---speak to him. "OMG HE SPOKE TO ME!!!!"
Only a Scientologist can have a major wholetrack OT win when someone simply notices them and says something. Miscavige should not be able to talk to anyone because, well like i said--"he's running a whole worldwide religion!!!!!" Don't ask me why an organizations leader shocks members by speaking to them, it's a miracle, I promise.

2. He relates a story of Miscavige's OT perception. At a Scientology event the trombone player's group performed their set and afterwards Miscavige came up to them and said that the bass sound in the venue was "off". The group went back later and replayed all their recordings and heard it. They were shocked and impressed that he could hear something that sounded bad. They admired how OT he was to hear that bad sound when nobody else on the planet told them that. The trombone player then noted that at their next Scientology they played all their songs and got a standing ovation for each song. Okay, nobody in the entire music industry's history got a standing ovation on every song. Only trained cult members do that---because they are used to popping up out of their seats every 2-3 minutes to give a standing ovation to Miscavige jubilantly screaming about some 4th dynamic planetary win in a remote city in the arctic circle where all the fishermen are now marking graphs every time they catch a fish. Seriously, has anyone ever been to one concert EVER where the audience gave a standing ovation every single time a song ended? LOL. That is not a spontaneous audience reaction, that's fear of having a KR sent on you for not standing. Hey, lest we forget, L. Ron Hubbard got standing ovations on all his hit songs on his hit albums too---from Sea Org members who would have given a standing ovation to Charles Manson covering a Chipmunks Christmas song.

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