GUARANTEED: The single dumbest, cringiest, creepiest thread on this planet
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guanoloco
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Why does this make me think of Jane Fonda on an anti-aircraft gun, in Hanoi???
Oh, about Jeff Pomerantz:
How fitting that was...her on an anti aircraft gun while denouncing our pilot POWs as war criminals. They weren't POWs because Congress hadn't declared war.
HelluvaHoax!
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Even though I cannot even bear to push the "PLAY" button on another one of these POW hostage videos, I have vowed to remain positive and try to look on the brighter side of things.
As such, I just had a realization that these dozens of videos could be packaged as "The Scientology Gospels" which (like the Bible's telling of the life and miracles of Jesus) would tell the story of the miracles performed by David Miscavige during his brief messianic visit to this planet. Scientologists would be ordered to buy the Gospel Videos as part of their (now) incomplete "Basics Package".
Actually it would be mandatory policy that they buy TWO (2) sets of the Gospel Videos, because they might be in the middle of a video and have a technical problem. WIth a standard backup, they could simply switch over to the duplicate video and continue watching without running into serious case trouble.
Oh, and there is another thing I forgot to mention that is very very good news indeed! In fact, the word "gospel" literally translates to 'good news' and boy, I sure have a huge win to share with you.
We've all heard of a famous person, businessman , celebrity, politician or even a religious icon penning an AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
However these videos are the first time in recorded human history that anyone ever created an AUTOHAGIOGRAPHY.
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Even though I cannot even bear to push the "PLAY" button on another one of these POW hostage videos, I have vowed to remain positive and try to look on the brighter side of things.
As such, I just had a realization that these dozens of videos could be packaged as "The Scientology Gospels" which (like the Bible's telling of the life and miracles of Jesus) would tell the story of the miracles performed by David Miscavige during his brief messianic visit to this planet. Scientologists would be ordered to buy the Gospel Videos as part of their (now) incomplete "Basics Package".
Actually it would be mandatory policy that they buy TWO (2) sets of the Gospel Videos, because they might be in the middle of a video and have a technical problem. WIth a standard backup, they could simply switch over to the duplicate video and continue watching without running into serious case trouble.
Oh, and there is another thing I forgot to mention that is very very good news indeed! In fact, the word "gospel" literally translates to 'good news' and boy, I sure have a huge win to share with you.
We've all heard of a famous person, businessman , celebrity, politician or even a religious icon penning an AUTOBIOGRAPHY.
However these videos are the first time in recorded human history that anyone ever created an AUTOHAGIOGRAPHY.
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OMG, I can't believe it. You talk about rhetoric by DM and his lawyers, this is it.
I listened to a bunch of those video's, never once did they mention how they went "clear" or "OT" , why, because no one never did, but yet they say they following a religion. LOL
I thought the whole purpose of getting involved in dianetics and scientology was to go clear and OT, and yet no one mentions it, not even DM.
I clap to no LRH or DM.
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