That'd be funny. Davey drunk-posting on ESMB(R) on Friday nights.
oh hai,
OSA!
Are you gonna put a check mark next to my name? How thick is my file now anyway? Gotta be a couple inches at least.
Now this has merit. I think Dave's got the cajones to do this.
He is alone surfing the web, googling his name, checking out his website, checking out all the haters sites. The one's OSA are flowing money to, and the other ones as well. He's also thinking with the "Viewpoint" PL, and where the beans are going in regards to the internet. Personally checking out ESMBR.
I could just see him saying "WTF, I'll teach these a-holes!!!"
He would be thinking "The beingness I'll take is the guy that served out his billion year contract and routed out."
He sips from his drink, "a guy like that would be a Renaissance man, that figured out how to have his own island. I should be aloof to everyone that's in, and everyone that's out. I've worked my job, for a billion years!! I've got the scars to prove it, but all wounds acquired in a victory."
"Man, I taught those mission holder assholes. Oh!! and the way I made the IRS say 'Dave is our daddy!!'"
He takes another sip.
"That goddamn McPherson thing was tough, but I still won."
He takes another sip.
He would write something like "thought I'd drop by and say hi. I've been out now a few years, I was in and had a pretty damn important post, rubbing LRH's sore lumbago. Because I was involved, I am super cool, and can do super things. Not like you guys, but oh well."
"So Scientology was pretty cool, but I've got other things to do now. Good talking to you. If you're lucky, I'll come back in and grace you with a bit of my intellect with some stories and cat pictures."