2026 Scientology Predictions

[Type4_PTS]

There will be no word in 2026 on when the Saint Hill Special Briefing Course will be available again.

What was the reason given for stopping delivery of the Saint Hill Special Briefing Course?

 

[flaglandbase]

In 2009, they published the book "Guide to Materials of Dianetics and Scientology." There was an entry about how they were re-issuing the SHSBC, with even some mockups included. But it seems to be taking much longer than expected. The consensus is that it's packed full of so much disorganized and weird stuff that Miscavige doesn't know how to edit it to make it seem more respectable.

 

[I M Dex]

In 2009, they published the book "Guide to Materials of Dianetics and Scientology." There was an entry about how they were re-issuing the SHSBC, with even some mockups included. But it seems to be taking much longer than expected. The consensus is that it's packed full of so much disorganized and weird stuff that Miscavige doesn't know how to edit it to make it seem more respectable.

Well yeah, I mean its not as if "disorganized and weird stuff" was a synonym for Scientology or anything..

 

[Isaac]

PREDICTIONS FOR 2026:

I predict that three times this year Miscavige will give a MAJOR speech for wealthy cultmembers, where he will announce to triumphant applause that they are expanding faster than ever. He will emphasize their programs fighting drugs and immorality. Miscavige will show slideshows of people in the Third World holding up banners and jumping for joy. The applause will go on for many minutes. Members will state for the record that it was the best briefing ever. Quotes of praise will be published in various publicity materials above their initials.

There will be several Ideal Org openings, surrounded by massive security, which will also feature local notables and bigwigs giving speeches where they will praise the efforts of Scientology to build better communities.

There will be secret meetings with city council members in Clearwater, discussing monetary and planning matters. Same in East Grinstead.
The annual IAS event will be surrounded by hired security guards, and additional fence barriers to prevent anyone taking photos of Tom Cruise. The CST compound will also have increased security.

Cult lawyers will file many legal briefs requesting that various lawsuits and criminal cases be delayed. These legal motions will be granted.

There will be no word on when OT-9 will be released, and not a hint about what happened to Shelly Miscavige. There will be no word in 2026 on when the Saint Hill Special Briefing Course will be available again.

There will be increased pressure on cult members to travel to the advanced orgs, Flag, and the Freewinds for paid services.

At the end of the year, at the New Year's briefing, Miscavige will say that 2026 was their best year ever, and they are booming like never before.

100% spot on

 

[Alex P. Keaton]

David "Cuss Punch Kick Slap" Miscavige will realize he needs to force the Ideal Super-Duper Continental Org in Copenhagen to pay for books for the new Greenland (Trumpland) Org. When David "Cuss Punch Kick Slap" Miscavige realizes that many of the people there speak some sort of "first nations" language, and the Danish books are largely useless, he will do what he always does, and that is, say it with me now, DRINK MORE SCOTCH !!!

Scientology will notice that the radio host replacing the late Charlie Kirk is doing radio commercials for TikTok. This is ironic, of course, because TikTok's high demand for personal info and connection to Beijing make this unpopular with Kirk's conservative audience. But, realizing the gains made by Kathy Lee Gifford's commercials for WISE member company "Balance of Nature" in late 2022 and early 2023, also on conservative radio, Scientology will hire Charlie Kirk's replacement to pitch Scientology. This will continue the trend of Scientology's safe-pointing with national Republican opinion leaders in 2026.