TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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Enthetan said:
Easy. They actually had people show up for the "Maiden Voyage", and they want to replicate those same stats every year. It's just Suppressive Reasonableness to point out that on the first Maiden Voyage they had a huge backlog of OT7 completions wanting to do OT8, and that was not the case in other years. LRH management tech guarantees that they can repeat those stats if everyone works without sleep for long enough. Similarly, it is Suppressive to note that Old Saint Hill was Old Saint Hill size only when LRH was personally there, and was the ONLY place where you could get delivery of the upper levels of training and auditing at the time.
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It's a fantastically simple concept, you just don't get it.

Per the Ethics Conditions, if you duplicate the successful actions perfectly, anyone in any business whatsoever can duplicate the same income stats!

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Let's take Paul McCartney, whose 2013 Music Tour grossed $257,000,000. He is not touring now but that would not prevent Paul's music business to have crashed stats. All one would need do is simply recruit someone and show them how to play some guitar cords and put a Beatles style wig on their head. Then all you have to do is teach them to say a few expressions with a funny lilting Liverpoolian accent. If they toured the same exact cities that Paul toured and sang the same exact songs that Paul sang, you've got yourself another $257,000,000 every every year. And if you recruit and do the same thing with two (2) other wig-wearing guitar players at the same time (so you've got 3 on tour simultaneiously), you've got yourself an extra $1BILLION a year!​
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HelluvaHoax! said:
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In a Scientologically perverse way, both he and L. Ron Hubbard demonstrated the "WAY TO HAPPINESS".

Ron (according to his all of the senior execs of his organizations) also committed suicide in order to attain happiness by suddenly departing all his Scientology posts and heading to "Target 2" in deep outer space.

Perhaps even Ex-Scientologists have engaged a lighter version of the same happiness technology when they, in effect, killed off their own fake OT persona--in an event otherwise known as "blowing".

It seems that all road signs to happiness point in the same direction (away from Scientology by any means necessary) in order to escape the miserable lie-filled existence within that cult hoax.

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Far as I'm concerned Hubbard is A.W.O.L.
 
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Chuck J. said:
Far as I'm concerned Hubbard is A.W.O.L.
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Jeez, I hate it when my total-responsibility guru blows and dumps his "Salvage This Sector" hat on me!
It's because of super-stupid stuff like that--that makes me say:

Far as I'm concerned, I am A.W.O.G.

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Nominated for one of the Top 100 Stupid Moments In Scientology

THE MOMENT THAT RON DISCOVERS THE ESSENTIAL, MOST BASIC AND
FUNDAMENTAL SOURCE OF ALL HUMAN PROBLEMS & SUFFERING. AND THEN A FEW
WEEKS LATER DISCOVERS A MUCH MORE FUNDAMENTAL AND BASIC-BASIC
SOURCE OF ALL HUMAN PROBLEMS & SUFFERING.
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example #1: Pre-Natal Engrams. Especially the verbal content of those moments when the preclear was unconscious, which are then crazy-glued in as hypnotic commands. Any words spoken during this engram then command and control the preclear's entire life and behavior. Hubbard stated with complete certitude that this was the total and true cause that would forever end all human aberration, suffering, sickness and unhappiness.

example #2: R6-EW (Routine 6 End Words). These words delivered in implants trillions of years ago, Ron assured us, were infinitely more powerful, aberrative and fatal than even pre-natal engram words. Thus, End Words became the new total and true cause that would forever end all human aberration, suffering, sickness and unhappiness.

example #3: BTs (Body Thetans). Ron now assured believers that it wasn't prenatal words or end words at all that were at the bottom and core of the reactive mind. It was 75M year old aliens that were the new total and true cause that would forever end all human aberration, suffering, sickness and unhappiness.

Apparently there is always something else more basic that will forever end all human aberration, suffering, sickness and unhappiness. The following might be another such discovery!

example #4: R2-EW (Ron's 2 End Words). These are the 2 words that any Scientologist can say to Ron in order to forever end their own human aberration, suffering, sickness and unhappiness. "Goodbye Ron" Those simple two words end one's unconsciousness while Ron is laying in engramic content with written words and spoken words (in the form of lectures and auditing commands). Upon saying "Goodbye Ron!", the being then leaves the vicinity of Ron and other Scientologists and recovery quickly ensues.

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Brilliantly put together!!!!
 
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HelluvaHoax! said:
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It's a fantastically simple concept, you just don't get it.

Per the Ethics Conditions, if you duplicate the successful actions perfectly, anyone in any business whatsoever can duplicate the same income stats!

example:​
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Let's take Paul McCartney, whose 2013 Music Tour grossed $257,000,000. He is not touring now but that would not prevent Paul's music business to have crashed stats. All one would need do is simply recruit someone and show them how to play some guitar cords and put a Beatles style wig on their head. Then all you have to do is teach them to say a few expressions with a funny lilting Liverpoolian accent. If they toured the same exact cities that Paul toured and sang the same exact songs that Paul sang, you've got yourself another $257,000,000 every every year. And if you recruit and do the same thing with two (2) other wig-wearing guitar players at the same time (so you've got 3 on tour simultaneiously), you've got yourself an extra $1BILLION a year!​
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Chuck J. said:
Far as I'm concerned Hubbard is A.W.O.L.
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Does AWOL stand for A Wackjob Outahis League?
 
NotsoNutsoNow said:
That dude is travelling a different route now - it's called The Way to Crappiness.
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Leroy is a perfect example of what happens to people who think it's OK to partner / ally themselves with the $cientology cult.

The guy had a decades long career in law enforcement was well thought of (mostly), and he flushed it all down the crapper by hooking up with the cult.
 
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CULT CLAIM: Since 1950 when Hubbard first published "Dianetics" he made the claim (see book) that the discovery of "engrams" was in effect tied for first place with the other greatest single discovery in human history. Here is the claim verbatim: "The creation of Dianetics is a milestone for Man comparable to his discovery of fire and superior to his inventions of the wheel and arch.... This is useful knowledge. With it the blind again see, the lame walk, the ill recover, the insane become sane and the sane become saner.-- L. Ron Hubbard"

CULT REALITY: Within several years after after the astonishing discovery of "pre-natal engrams" and the hypnotic WORDS that were spoken when the preclear was unconscious, Hubbard found even greater "technology". And for the next 66 years and still today (2021) nobody is running prenatal engrams. And nobody is even asking for the "verbal content" of all those attempted abortions where someone said "I can't get him out!"---which resulted in the preclear having to buy an extra $50,000 worth of auditing at Flag because he was unable to go exterior.

SUMMARY: So! Scientology has the greatest inventions and technology in the history of this planet! My God, they are geniuses to invent tools greater than the wheel! Let's see what technology they can invent to get people into the org!

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There's another invention that's equal to fire!

A old timer using a technique right out of 1950's pre-natal engrams! The "BLOCKER". It's similar to the "BOUNCER" and "DENYER" and "GROUPER"-- but so much more effective. He simply extends his arm out to block pedestrians, shoving a pretend "free ticket" to a pretend "free movie" at the person. Their reaction is indicative of how effective his technology is---just note how they stare at the free ticket with transfixed fascination and admiration and desire. Turn off your audio for the full effect so you don't hear the man and his daughter saying "Ewwwwwwww, gross!"

Think about it. Scientology can invent something as great as fire but after 70 years then cannot invent any way to trick people into coming into their fraudulent money grabbing place of business--other than using a dorky "free ticket" gimmick that 99.9% of the people on the street instinctively flinch away from and reject. And we are expected to believe that this same group is going to "save mankind on this planet".




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HelluvaHoax! said:
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CULT CLAIM: Since 1950 when Hubbard first published "Dianetics" he made the claim (see book) that the discovery of "engrams" was in effect tied for first place with the other greatest single discovery in human history. Here is the claim verbatim: "The creation of Dianetics is a milestone for Man comparable to his discovery of fire and superior to his inventions of the wheel and arch.... This is useful knowledge. With it the blind again see, the lame walk, the ill recover, the insane become sane and the sane become saner.-- L. Ron Hubbard"

CULT REALITY: Within several years after after the astonishing discovery of "pre-natal engrams" and the hypnotic WORDS that were spoken when the preclear was unconscious, Hubbard found even greater "technology". And for the next 66 years and still today (2021) nobody is running prenatal engrams. And nobody is even asking for the "verbal content" of all those attempted abortions where someone said "I can't get him out!"---which resulted in the preclear having to buy an extra $50,000 worth of auditing at Flag because he was unable to go exterior.

SUMMARY: So! Scientology has the greatest inventions and technology in the history of this planet! My God, they are geniuses to invent tools greater than the wheel! Let's see what technology they can invent to get people into the org!

ValleyRouting1-e1614565124654.jpg

There's another invention that's equal to fire!

A old timer using a technique right out of 1950's pre-natal engrams! The "BLOCKER". It's similar to the "BOUNCER" and "DENYER" and "GROUPER"-- but so much more effective. He simply extends his arm out to block pedestrians, shoving a pretend "free ticket" to a pretend "free movie" at the person. Their reaction is indicative of how effective his technology is---just note how they stare at the free ticket with transfixed fascination and admiration and desire. Turn off your audio for the full effect so you don't hear the man and his daughter saying "Ewwwwwwww, gross!"

Think about it. Scientology can invent something as great as fire but after 70 years then cannot invent any way to trick people into coming into their fraudulent money grabbing place of business--other than using a dorky "free ticket" gimmick that 99.9% of the people on the street instinctively flinch away from and reject. And we are expected to believe that this same group is going to "save mankind on this planet".




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Looking at that picture it occurred to me $cientology would have better stats getting people of that demographic into the org if they had a cell phone and accessories division. They could sell discount Android and I-phones, or $cientology branded prepay phone plans sort of like Wal-Mart's Straight Talk, and chargers, cables, etc. They could sneak their $cientology App. onto phones they sell. Maybe partner with the Apple Store, call it the $cientology Phone Center. While the mark is there make them do a personality test, lol.
 
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HelluvaHoax! said:
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CULT CLAIM: Since 1950 when Hubbard first published "Dianetics" he made the claim (see book) that the discovery of "engrams" was in effect tied for first place with the other greatest single discovery in human history. Here is the claim verbatim: "The creation of Dianetics is a milestone for Man comparable to his discovery of fire and superior to his inventions of the wheel and arch.... This is useful knowledge. With it the blind again see, the lame walk, the ill recover, the insane become sane and the sane become saner.-- L. Ron Hubbard"
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As of 2010, there were 285 million people who were visually impaired, 39 million of whom were blind.
www.who.int

Global data on visual impairment

Gobal data on visual impairment 2010
www.who.int www.who.int

Why hasn't CoS informed these people of this amazing discovery? It's been 71 years now! :hmm:
 
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"With it the blind again see, the lame walk,
the ill recover, the insane become sane. . ."
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Type4_PTS said:
As of 2010, there were 285 million people who were visually impaired, 39 million of whom were blind. [ GLOBAL DATA ON VISUAL IMPAIRMENT ]. It's been 71 years now. Why hasn't CoS informed these people of this amazing discovery?
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ANSWER: Scientology unfortunately is prohibited from healing the blind because blindness is a medical condition and it's against the law to dispense medical advice or to offer medical treatment. It's really a shame, because Scientology really, really, really wishes they were allowed to heal the blind. Behind the suppressive laws is a conspiracy backed by a cabal of psychs, prescription eyeglass retailers and the folks that breed seeing eye dogs and sell them for $50,000 a crack. Such is the avarice of homo sapiens that is preventing 39 million blind people from being able to see again! Pure greed! It's the reason Scientology was set up as a religion so that people would finally get their stuck attention off of money!

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Nominated for one of the super-stupidest moments in Scientology

THE MOMENT A DEVOUT SCIENTOLOGIST CLAIMS THAT
THEY ARE ALSO DEVOUT MEMBER OF ANOTHER RELIGION​


example: Like the moment Scientology OT actress/celebrity Juliet Lewis claimed she was a SCIENTOLOGIST and also a CHRISTIAN. Let's see how she does that in a Vanity Fair magazine interview:

QUESTION: I’m not sure how to segue into this, so I’ll just come out and ask. You’re a Scientologist, right?​
JULIET LEWIS: I am, yeah.​
QUESTION: Do you celebrate Christmas? I’ve never been sure about that. Does Christmas count as a Scientology holiday?​
JULIET LEWIS: Oh yeah. We absolutely celebrate Christmas.​
QUESTION: So you have a tree with ornaments and eggnog and presents and Christmas carols that aren’t about Xenu?​
JULIET LEWIS: I’m a Christian! I think there’s so much confusion because people don’t understand a religion where you can be another religion but you can still practice Scientology. That’s why it’s completely progressive. It’s just tools for living. It’s about understanding one’s self and others and compassion and how to communicate better and how to live in this troubled society. It’s really basic, common sense stuff. It has nothing to do with all this funny folklore that surrounds it. You could be a Jewish Scientologist or a Buddhist Scientologist or a Christian Scientologist or anything else.​

example: Like the moment that Scientologist Michael Snellings decided to run for Congress, as being discussed on another thread where he proudly claims: "I am a Christian and also a Scientologist!"

Type4_PTS said:
Snellings either has some crashing misunderstood words on the subject of Scientology, Christianity, or both, or, alternatively, he's lying, because as a Scientologist, he believes that lying is the "greatest good".
Christianity and Scientology are not compatible. :duh:
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If anyone wonders why Christianity and Scientology are not compatible, it's because Hubbard claimed that he "scientifically discovered" that Christianity and Jesus Christ are trillion year old IMPLANTS embedded in peoples' minds in order to degrade and enslave them for eternity. ("The man on the cross---there was no Christ!" - L. Ron Hubbard)

Similarly, Hubbard claimed to have "scientifically discovered" and the Islamic religion and Muhammad/Allah are also wholetrack IMPLANTS.

And, Hubbard goes on to claim to have "scientifically discovered" that the reason underlying all human suffering and war, insanity & criminality is a 75 million year old IMPLANT called Xenu's "Wall of Fire".

Here an IMPLANT. There an IMPLANT. Everywhere an IMPLANT. Old McHubbard had a hoax, E-I-E-I-O.

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Talking about fake implants, fake memories and fake messiahs. . .let's see what Ron and his evil twin brother Don (see cv, below) have to say about that:


"The man on the cross---there was no Christ!" - L. Ron Hubbard

"The man on the Apollo---there was no OT!" - L. Don Hubbard


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HelluvaHoax! said:
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Talking about fake implants, fake memories and fake messiahs. . .let's see what Ron and his evil twin brother Don (see cv, below) have to say about that:


"The man on the cross---there was no Christ!" - L. Ron Hubbard

"The man on the Apollo---there was no OT!" - L. Don Hubbard


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"The woman who’d been by my side while I developed Dianetics---there was no second wife! -L. Ron Hubbard
 
Type4_PTS said:
"The woman who’d been by my side while I developed Dianetics---there was no second wife! -L. Ron Hubbard
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Great one! You may have started an entire wave. . .

"The Ethics Officer---there was no ethics!" - L. Don Hubbard​
"The International Justice Chief---there was no justice!" - L. Don Hubbard​
"The Director of Clearing---there was no clearing!" - L. Don Hubbard​

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HelluvaHoax! said:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Great one! You may have started an entire wave. . .

"The Ethics Officer---there was no ethics!" - L. Ron Hubbard​
"The International Justice Chief---there was no justice!" - L. Ron Hubbard​
"The Director of Clearing---there was no clearing!" - L. Ron Hubbard​

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"Church of Scientology---there was no church or science!" - L. Ron Hubbard
 
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Veda said:
Asked an unwanted question about Xenu, a Scientology "celebrity" might blurt out, "I'm a Christian!", which usually changes the subject nicely.
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Isn't blurting out "I'm a Christian!" kinda the same as loudly screaming "KSW!"?

(Keeping Santa Working)

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Dotey OT said:
"Church of Scientology---there was no church or science!" - L. Ron Hubbard
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So, if there was nothing of any of all that stuff, what's left?

Yeah, I know. I always ask the obvious questions. Of course, I was THAT kid in school. I didn't care, I asked the question that everyone wanted to ask but didn't, cuz.... for whatever reasons.
 
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