TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[programmer_guy]

Great post again HelluvaHoax!
Due to my involvement in Scientology, I have a deep seated hatred to "clapping"
it drives me nuts when I listen to music or podcasts and they dub in that fucking "crowd clapping" and I will mute the sound
All of those events and the non stop clapping drove me crazy.
Anyone else experience that?

HaHa! Each day at the end of the ASHO Briefing Course class time the entire class would standup and clap while looking at a huge picture of LRH on the wall.

 

[Karen#1]

This was an intriguing post just posted on my YOUTUBE Channel.

I never knew that Sea Org crew were completely separated from contractors...





cck

• 23 hours ago

My "scientology" story: my neighbor took off late one night in an ominous looking limo with a driver and a security guy -- looked like secret service or something, definitely not a party. She tells me later that she got a call from the interior design firm she worked for (a huge international company that does big commercial jobs) one night at home saying she would be picked up for the airport in an hour to go on a business trip. They didn't say where or what for. Ends up she was taken to the Scientology ship headquarters off the coast of Florida to do some redecorating of the ship. She said she knew Scientology was a client of the company but had never done work for them but that she also knew Scientology always wanted different, random people from the company to come to their locations and, get this -- never the same person twice. I asked her what she did there and she said it was upholstery, drapery and carpeting for common areas on the ship, like lounges and dining rooms and hallways. She stayed in a hotel on shore then those Sea Corp Scientologists -- you know in the para-navy costumes -- or whatever they are called, ferried her out to the ship on a small boat and back again and that whatever areas she was escorted to on the ship to work were completely cleared of people so she never really saw anyone but the person assigned to work with her and those Sea Corp people. Everything else was handled by the in-house travel people at her huge firm. She said Scientology had been a client of the company where she worked forever and it was always the same drill -- employees seemed to be selected at random to go to one of their locations, never the same employee twice, and they were never told where they were going whether it was ten miles from their office or on a long trip, that the employees basically never saw anything or anyone where they were assigned to work -- so if it was one of those huge buildings that needed new carpeting or something, the areas they went into would have no people at all in them and no signs of what went on there. She said everyone said the same thing -- the spaces would look vacated with just the basic furnishings left in place be they offices, banquet rooms, kitchens, whatever. She said she and her co-workers used to laugh that all the Scientologists must have been "beamed-up" just before they arrived. haha, funny, right?

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

This was an intriguing post just posted on my YOUTUBE Channel.

I never knew that Sea Org crew were completely separated from contractors...

My "scientology" story: my neighbor took off late one night in an ominous looking limo with a driver and a security guy -- looked like secret service or something, definitely not a party. She tells me later that she got a call from the interior design firm she worked for (a huge international company that does big commercial jobs) one night at home saying she would be picked up for the airport in an hour to go on a business trip. They didn't say where or what for. Ends up she was taken to the Scientology ship headquarters off the coast of Florida to do some redecorating of the ship. She said she knew Scientology was a client of the company but had never done work for them but that she also knew Scientology always wanted different, random people from the company to come to their locations and, get this -- never the same person twice. I asked her what she did there and she said it was upholstery, drapery and carpeting for common areas on the ship, like lounges and dining rooms and hallways. She stayed in a hotel on shore then those Sea Corp Scientologists -- you know in the para-navy costumes -- or whatever they are called, ferried her out to the ship on a small boat and back again and that whatever areas she was escorted to on the ship to work were completely cleared of people so she never really saw anyone but the person assigned to work with her and those Sea Corp people. Everything else was handled by the in-house travel people at her huge firm. She said Scientology had been a client of the company where she worked forever and it was always the same drill -- employees seemed to be selected at random to go to one of their locations, never the same employee twice, and they were never told where they were going whether it was ten miles from their office or on a long trip, that the employees basically never saw anything or anyone where they were assigned to work -- so if it was one of those huge buildings that needed new carpeting or something, the areas they went into would have no people at all in them and no signs of what went on there. She said everyone said the same thing -- the spaces would look vacated with just the basic furnishings left in place be they offices, banquet rooms, kitchens, whatever. She said she and her co-workers used to laugh that all the Scientologists must have been "beamed-up" just before they arrived. haha, funny, right?

Interesting! So, "WOGS" were kept separated from "OTs".

Because they are completely different kind of beings that cannot safely co-exist. The OTs "total cause over life" and thus they cannot be exposed to people who are living life.

Despite being 100% different from homo sapiens, Scientologists are identical in one way. It's right in that story you pasted above!

". . . employees seemed to be selected at random to go​

to one of their locations, never the same employee twice, ​

and they were never told where they were going." ​

To wit, Scientologists (whether Sea Org or paying public) never have the slightest clue where they are going when they begin their Scientology routing form. There are no "r-factors" what the final destination for the end of the "Bridge" is! You only find out when you get their, much like the "huge win" a mouse get when he finally finds the cheese in the mousetrap.

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[Karen#1]

Helluva Hoax.

Scott Campbell in Outer Banks explained a bit more ~~
Scott Campbell

I’m sure that Miscavige doesn’t want Sea Org members to have any contact with non-Scn contractors.
We personally know someone who, upon leaving the Sea Org, went on to build a lucrative career with a non-Scn ship retrofit contractor that he had met and worked with on the Freewinds.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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A veritable treasure trove of Scientology Stupid was
posted on another thread by Enthetan.

see post at:
LINK HERE

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If anyone has any doubts about whether Scientology is an idiotic hoax that drives people into delusionally stupid states, here's one way (amongst thousands) to quickly prove it.

The year was 1961. The pathologically audacious con man known as L. Ron Hubbard was clearing the planet and salvaging this sector of the universe. He had once again discovered the miraculous missing link to his "Bridge To Total Freedom" that would guarantee blissful immortality and magical powers to all who paid him enormous sums of money.

Keep in mind that in Scientology THREE THINGS are always true:

1. ALL OF THE 100% TECH WORKS 100% OF THE TIME!​

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2. WHEN NEW 100% TECH IS DISCOVERED, ALL THE PREVIOUS 100%​

WORKABLE TECH IS REVEALED TO HAVE NOT WORKED MORE THAN 0%.​

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3. SCIENTOLOGISTS MUST ALWAYS PROMOTE #1, BUT NEVER EVER​

MENTION (OR EVEN DARE TO THINK ABOUT) #2.​

Thus in 1961 Hubbard released the biggest breakthrough ever! It would guarantee that beings could finally "make it" to the level of Operating Thetan for the first time! Never mind that all the previous OT auditing processes and rundowns that had been sold did absolutely nothing. Cue triumphant music and digitally pre-recorded applause track. Unleash the confetti and balloons! Everyone is on their feet cheering, so something amazing must have happened! Right?

Here you go, the cure for the fact that none of Scientology's OTs had any OT powers.

It's the WHOLETRACK SEC CHECK!

LINK HERE. (page formatting of "Doctor" Hubbard's "scripture" was condensed in order to save cyber trees)

Have you ever enslaved a population? Have you ever implanted anyone? Have you ever sacked a city? Have you ever sunk, or otherwise destroyed, a non-combatant vessel? Have you ever abused hostages, or prisoners? Have you ever ordered, or yourself committed, genocide? Have you ever annihilated a population? Have you ever poisoned food or drinking supplies? Have you ever strangled anyone? Have you ever deliberately spread disease? Have you ever degraded a religion? Have you ever raped a child of either sex? Have you ever warped an educational system? Have you ever deprived people of hope? Have you ever committed murder? Have you ever destroyed a culture? Have you ever forced anyone into an undesired beingness? Have you ever stolen a body from another being? Have you ever destroyed an economy? Is anybody seeking to discover your whereabouts? Have you ever violated a nation's neutrality? Have you ever broken a treaty? Have you ever blanketed bodies for the sensation kick? Have you ever upset an ecology? Have you persecuted others for their religious or political beliefs? Have you ever interfered with the free flow of trade? 337 Have you ever been a crook? Have you ever obliterated a language? Have you ever stamped out a religion? Have you ever deliberately trained people in untruths for power, or profit? Have you ever defiled religious places, persons, or objects? Have you ever practised terrorism? Have you ever done anything you would not like to think of yourself as having done? Have you ever been a coward? Have you ever trapped a thetan? Have you ever prided yourself on your wickedness? Have you ever destroyed artistic productions, or creations? Have you burned literature? Have you ever forbidden people to practise their own customs? Have you ever perverted a people's customs? Have you ever done anything which you hoped would be wiped out by the passage of time? Do you deserve to be punished into eternity for something you've done? If so, what is it? Have you ever exposed infants? Have you ever bred bodies for degrading purposes? Is there anything you would have done differently if you had had more data? Have you ever forced beings into unwanted bodies? Have you deliberately prevented beings from exteriorizing? Have you done anything to a person, group, or thing that wasn't deserved? Have you ever deserted a just cause? Have you ever debased a nation's currency? Have you ever deliberately tortured someone? Have you ever enslaved another being? Have you ever gained, or maintained, a position by portraying yourself as victimized? Have you ever undermined a people's trust? Have you driven anyone insane? Have you ever been a professional prostitute? Have you ever been a criminal? Have you ever trained people for criminal purposes? Have you ever been a pervert? Have you ever recruited anyone for an unworthy purpose? Have you ever traded in others' bodies for profit or power? Have you ever stolen a mock-up or facsimile? Have you ever usurped a location? 338 Have you ever made things scarce so that you might profit unfairly? Have you ever made a practice of creating emergencies? Have you ever practised human sacrifice? Have you ever assumed a beingness which was not rightfully yours? Have you ever killed the wrong person? Have you ever punished an innocent person? Is anybody looking for you? Have you ever systematically degraded an individual, or population, or mock-up? Have you ever unlawfully, or unethically, deserted a post? Have you betrayed someone, or something, which deserved your help? Have you ever set a poor example? Have you ever perverted the institutions of a culture for your own personal power or profit? Have you ever denied yourself? Have you ever betrayed yourself? Did you come to Earth for evil purposes? Have you ever acted contrary to your own principles? Have you ever failed a friend? Have you ever sought to render others dependent on you? Have you ever abused those under your protection? Have you ever destroyed farmland, crops, or breeding stock? Have you ever despoiled a planet of its natural resources? Are you in hiding? Have you ever made a planet, or nation, radioactive? Have you ever wrecked a climate? Have you ever systematically set up mysteries? Have you ever made nothing of yourself? Have you made a profession of destruction? Have you ever enturbulated an orderly environment? Have you ever been a traitor? Have you ever deliberately lowered another's knowingness, or ability? Have you ever maimed, and crippled, other people's bodies? Have you ever pretended to a power you did not possess? Have you ever stolen ships, draft, vessels, or vehicles belonging to a government? Have you ever disappeared? Have you ever killed your own body? Have you ever pretended to a knowingness you did not possess? Have you ever caused a planet to disappear? Have you ever felt the ends justified the means? 339 Have you ever given cause a bad name? Have you ever discredited the creations of others? Have you ever been off post at a time when you were desperately needed? Have you ever convinced another that he has mocked up an unconfrontability? Have you ever deliberately mocked up an unconfrontability? Have you ever made a practice of confusing people? Have you perverted historical truths for any reason? Have you ever deliberately sent someone to the wrong place, or the wrong person? Have you ever been a professional spy, or intelligence agent? Have you made a practice of worrying people? Have you consistently practised sex in some unnatural fashion? Have you demonstrated that control is impossible? Have you ever wrecked a vehicle, or vessel? Have you ever pretended to be dead? What question should be on this check for others? Have you ever convinced another of the injustice of his cause? Have you ever philosophized when you should have acted instead? Have you ever claimed it harmed you to do something? Have you ever deliberately disfigured another's body? Have you ever torn out someone's tongue? Have you ever blinded anyone? Have you ever destroyed another's hearing? Have you ever knocked someone's teeth out? Have you ever punished another by cutting off some part of his body? Have you ever been a parasite? Is there anything you have sworn off being? Is there anything you have sworn off doing? Is there anything you have sworn off having? Have you ever given a degraded, or debased, example of divinity? Have you ever perverted a communication system? Have you ever been a professional critic? Have you ever held others in pawn for profit? Have you ever presumed on the natural goodness of another? Have you ever caused another to mistrust you? Have you ever made a burden of yourself? Have you ever gone crazy? Have you ever sought to persuade another of your insanity? Have you ever deliberately mutilated bodies? 340 Have you ever deliberately mutilated objects? Have you heightened sexual sensation by inflicting pain? Have you ever caused something to appear at an unexpected time? Have you ever caused something to appear in an unexpected place? Have you ever maltreated a pregnant woman, or pregnant animal? Have you ever corrupted a child? Have you ever sought to convince others of their guilt? Have you ever started a war? Have you ever caused your own side to lose? Have you ever deliberately distorted others' ideas? Have you ever manipulated beings as though they were MEST? Have you ever deserted, or betrayed, a great leader? Have you ever sought to convince beings that they were MEST? Have you ever tried to persuade others there were thoughts they mustn't think? Have you ever sought to put another's thinkingness out of his control? Have you ever permitted a subordinate of yours to be punished for your mistakes? Have you ever tried to shift blame on to a superior Of yours? Have you ever smothered a baby? Have you ever inflicted physical pain on an insane person for any reason? Have you ever taken pride in and cultivated a wrongness? Have you ever worshipped wrongness in others? Have you ever sought to make others unwilling to produce? Have you ever wiped out a family? Have you ever rewarded another, or a group, for a wrongness? Have you ever had sexual relations with an animal, or bird? Have you ever participated in a sexual relationship between a doll body and a human body? Have you ever destroyed a doll body? Have you ever lost a doll body entrusted to you? Have you ever punished another, or group, for a rightness? Have you ever permitted another to be punished for your misdeed? Have you ever perpetuated an injustice? Have you ever been brutal to animals? Have you ever denied others a means of existence? Have you ever deserted your own children? Have you ever refused to support your parents, or grandparents? Have you ever denied others a redressment of grievances? Have you ever caused another to distrust himself? Have you ever caused another to identify himself with a form in order to enslave him? 341 Have you ever given anyone the third degree? Have you ever validated the insanity of another being or group? Have you ever tried to give sanity a bad name? Have you ever warped, or distorted, bodies for sexual purposes? Have you ever wanted to disown a deed of yours? Do you deserve to have any friends? Have you ever castrated anyone? Have you ever wrongfully claimed another's deed as your own? Have you ever robbed a dead body? Have you ever made love to a dead body? Do you deserve to be free? Do you deserve to be enslaved? Is there any question on this check I had better not ask you again? Have you ever considered another didn't deserve to be sane? Have you ever considered another didn't deserve to be free? Have you ever considered another didn't deserve to be well? Have you ever considered another didn't deserve to be alive? Have you ever made MEST guilty of harming you? Have you ever made another guilty of doing you permanent harm? Have you ever forced another to compete? Have you ever pretended to be unable to repair a form? Have you ever refused to put back into order a disorder you created? Have you ever shot, or stabbed, someone in the back? Have you ever been disloyal? Have you ever been treacherous? Have you ever engaged in piracy? Have you ever made an outrageous, or preposterous, will? Have you ever thrown the ownership of property into doubt? Have you ever demonstrated that communication is impossible? Have you ever withheld useful data? Have you ever created chaos? Have you ever consistently made a practice of furnishing useless data? Have you ever tried to make the physical universe less real? Have you ever caused another to mistrust his judgement? Have you ever convinced another he was guilty of a crime, or misdeed, which he had not in fact committed? Have you ever sought to convince another that there was something wrong with him? Have you ever practised medicine unethically? Have you ever practised law, or jurisprudence, unethically? 342 Have you ever sought to convince another that everything was the same as everything else, so it didn't matter what he did? Have you ever spread despair? Have you ever kept effective solutions from working? Have you ever sought to convince another that there was no difference between right and wrong? Have you ever been a pimp? Have you ever given families a bad name? Have you ever produced a criminal? Have you ever assisted an evildoer? Have you ever driven a population into criminality? Have you ever used criminality as a means of control of a population? Have you ever made sanity appear to be psychotic? Have you ever been a psychiatrist? Have you ever depopulated an area? Have you ever deprived another of a livelihood? Have you ever given God a bad name? Have you ever been a corrupt priest? Have you ever given spirits an evil reputation? Have you ever been an evil spirit? Have you ever sought to convince others that things were evil? Have you ever taught others that nothing can be done? Have you ever tried to convince others that knowing is bad? That perceiving is bad? That sensation is bad? Have you ever deliberately caused a sane person to be committed to a mental institution? Have you ever performed unnecessary surgery on someone's body? Have you ever tried to convince others that things are bad? That there are bad beingnesses? That it is bad to do things? Have you ever mocked another's ability? Have you ever mocked another's knowingness? Have you ever mocked another's creativeness? Have you ever applied a hot iron to another person's body? Have you ever tortured another with electrical, or electronic, devices? Have you ever attacked others for causing effects that you secretly knew were beneficial, or helpful? Have you ever deliberately caused others to feel less responsible? Have you ever beaten a child to death? Have you ever starved anyone to death? Have you ever left anyone to die of thirst? Have you ever misestimated an effort? 343 Have you ever misjudged another? Have you ever failed to save someone from drowning? Have you ever knowingly sponsored a swindle? Have you ever failed another? Have you ever wasted time when you ought not to have? Have you ever retreated from an area where you should have stayed, or advanced? Have you ever wasted men? Women? Children? Objects? An ability? Animals? Thoughts? Spaces? Energy? Have you ever made nothing of a worthy person? Of a group? Of a universe? Of a spirit? Have you failed in any way to live up to your own ideas of how you should be? Have you ever broken someone's body on a wheel? Have you ever stretched another's body on a rack? Have you ever put a criminal in a position of trust? Have you ever sold people on the idea that people are basically wicked? Have you ever boiled someone's living body in oil? Have you ever eaten a human body? Have you ever eaten the body of a member of your own species? Have you ever disfigured a beautiful thing? Have you ever exterminated a species? Have you ever let your past triumphs discourage you about your future? Have you ever flayed anyone alive? Have you ever been a professional executioner? Have you ever done a bad thing to win approval? Have you ever been a dishonest policeman? Have you ever been a brutal gaoler? Have you ever been a corrupt judge? Have you ever been a bad soldier? Have you ever done a bad thing to save yourself? Have you ever done a bad thing to save another? Have you ever been an ungrateful child? Have you ever been a wicked mother? Have you ever been a bad father? Have you ever convinced another that his goals were no good? Have you ever been an abortionist? Have you ever run a brothel? Have you ever had a body with a venereal disease? If so, did you spread it? Have you ever produced a bastard? Have you ever convinced another that he shouldn't confront someone, or something? 344 Have you ever failed to send, or deliver, a vital message? Have you committed rape? Have you employed poison gas against life forms? Have you ever put up a discreditable creation? Have you ever taught that it was bad for people to have things? Have you ever deliberately infected life forms with disease? Have you ever made a body disappear? Have you ever consistently made a practice of attacking people who helped you? Have you ever perverted an ethic? Have you ever consistently made a practice of attacking those who helped others? Have you ever abused, or tortured, life forms? Have you ever inflicted an unwarranted punishment? Have you ever enforced breeding? Have you ever desecrated burial places? Have you ever attacked helpless persons? Have you ever denied anyone a desired beingness? Have you ever caused another being to create against his own wishes or interests? Have you ever zapped anyone? Have you deliberately set property afire? Have you ever created an effect for which there was no apparent cause? Have you ever interiorized a being into a machine? Have you ever forced a body to survive against its owner's wishes? Have you ever arrested the development of a culture? Is there any place you'd better not return to? Is there anything the people of Earth had better not find out about you? Is there any time you'd better not return to? Have you done anything that had better not happen again? Have you ever given creativeness a bad name? Have you given biological bodies a bad name? Have you given doll bodies a bad name? Have you given robots a bad name? What should others be warned about concerning you? What don't you trust yourself with? Is there anything you can't forgive yourself for? Is there anything others should not forgive you for? Have you ever caused equipment entrusted to your care to vanish? Have you ever acted as a double agent? Have you ever misappropriated equipment entrusted to your care? 345 Have you ever interrogated another under torture? Have you ever caused anyone to be burned alive? Have you ever misappropriated funds entrusted to your care? Have you ever violated the sanctity of a herald? Have you ever violated a flag of truce, or a period of truce? Have you ever caused someone to be flogged to death? Have you ever been a religious fanatic? Have you ever assassinated a prominent person? Have you ever blown anything up? Have you ever violated a sanctuary? Have you ever poisoned an atmosphere? Have you ever set a booby trap? y? Have you ever violated the established rules of warfare? Have you ever made yourself out to be weaker than you in fact were? Have you ever made yourself out to be stronger than you in fact were? Have you ever promised help without intending to give it? Have you ever abandoned your sick, or dead, to the enemy? Have you ever failed to rescue your leader? LRH:imj.rd Copyright 1961 by L. Ron Hubbard ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.


ps: After Scientologists paid for and completed their own WHOLETRACK SEC CHECK in 1961, none of them became an OT.

pps: In the 60 years since that time, there have been innumerable 100% workable tech breakthroughs that made it possible for 100% of all Scientologists to attain the miraculous state of OT. Unfortunately, none of those breakthroughs worked either. To date, zero OTs.

ppps: But those Scientologists, they're still trying oh so hard to get those magical powers! Because Ron said that 100% of them would "make it" to full operating thetan.

pppps: If Ron "discovers" that the previous tech didn't work, that's called an "unprecedented breakthrough!" If a Scientologist observes that the tech didn't work, that's called an SP Declare.

Are there any other questions about how Scientology drives people insane?

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[HelluvaHoax!]

Scott Campbell in Outer Banks explained a bit more ~~. Scott Campbell

I’m sure that Miscavige doesn’t want Sea Org members to have any contact with non-Scn contractors.
We personally know someone who, upon leaving the Sea Org, went on to build a lucrative career with a non-Scn ship retrofit contractor that he had met and worked with on the Freewinds.

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Therein lies a remarkable contradiction. Perhaps even a paralyzing PC paradox!

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- - While in, the elite SEA ORG MEMBERS are continuously indoctrinated to believe that if they blow, their life wil be in ruins because they will only be capable of "flipping burgers" for minimum wages.​

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- - However, these very same SEA ORG MEMBERS are also continuously indoctrinated that they are the planet's elite of the elite. They are the "total cause" OTs who are not only saving the planet, but salvaging this sector (of the universe).​

This sudden and shocking loss of magical powers apparently happens instantly the moment one tries to use their supernatural powers outside of a Sea Org base.

EXPLANATION: "Reality is agreement" -Hubbard. It logically follows, then, that when a supernatural OT blows from an Ideal Org, nobody knows they have supernatural powers. Therefore, because wogs do not agree that the OT has paranormal powers, their Godlike miracles don't happen in reality. However, this is not as disappointing as it appears. Because, Scientology research can prove that these incredible miracles do continue happening in the theta universe!

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[Enthetan]

We personally know someone who, upon leaving the Sea Org, went on to build a lucrative career with a non-Scn ship retrofit contractor that he had met and worked with on the Freewinds.

The SO tries very hard to cut off members from anyone outside Scientology who might help them establish a life if they "blow".

 

[Karen#1]

The SO tries very hard to cut off members from anyone outside Scientology who might help them establish a life if they "blow".

I find this to be VENGEFUL and SPITEFUL after slaving said ex So member for a pittance as in slave labor.

 

[Enthetan]

I find this to be VENGEFUL and SPITEFUL after slaving said ex So member for a pittance as in slave labor.

It is not vengeful. "Vengeful" means "seeking to harm someone in return for a perceived injury". The escaping SO member committed no legitomate injury.

They are EVIL. That is the correct term.

 

[NotsoNutsoNow]

Hello

I don't know if the following has ever been addressed before but here goes.

It's probably no good arguing with $cientology cultists they didn't receive 'gain' because they probably did.

However, it wasn't due to Dianetic$ or $cientology because according El Con around one in five people will experience gain no matter what 'therapy' is applied.

P.A.B. No. 25
PROFESSIONAL AUDITOR’S BULLETIN
From L. RON HUBBARD
Via Hubbard Communications Office
163 Holland Park Avenue, London W.11
_____________________________________________________________________
30 April 1954
BASIC PROCEDURES

There are several processes in use by professional auditors at this time which
reach into and resolve even those cases which we used to consider difficult. As I have
developed these one after another, I have discovered that each one missed on a small
percentage of cases. A combination of these processes which I organized while
teaching the Advanced Clinical Courses is apparently achieving, in the hands of capable
auditors, the uniform resolution.

The auditor should realize something about case percentages. About twenty-two
percent of all cases, which is to say all people, resolve, at least partially, with the
application of almost any process Man has ever had. A new drug, a new tom-tom, a
new god, anything serves to right any wrongness in these cases. Witch doctoring,
medicine, psychoanalysis, when they advance case histories, normally have selected
from this twenty-two percent. But then this twenty-two percent would have resolved on
any process.

'This admission was among the first where people should have cottoned onto the fact El Con was a crackpot, criminal conman covertly hostilely trying to put his ethics in:

‘No matter how criminal an individual is, s/he will be trying, one way or another, to put ethics in on him-herself.’


(Ref: From The Scientology Handbook Ethics And The Conditions (Welcome

/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ethicsconditions-en.pdf).)

 

[Zertel]

Hello

I don't know if the following has ever been addressed before but here goes.

It's probably no good arguing with $cientology cultists they didn't receive 'gain' because they probably did.

However, it wasn't due to Dianetic$ or $cientology because according El Con around one in five people will experience gain no matter what 'therapy' is applied.

P.A.B. No. 25
PROFESSIONAL AUDITOR’S BULLETIN
From L. RON HUBBARD
Via Hubbard Communications Office
163 Holland Park Avenue, London W.11
_____________________________________________________________________
30 April 1954
BASIC PROCEDURES

There are several processes in use by professional auditors at this time which
reach into and resolve even those cases which we used to consider difficult. As I have
developed these one after another, I have discovered that each one missed on a small
percentage of cases. A combination of these processes which I organized while
teaching the Advanced Clinical Courses is apparently achieving, in the hands of capable
auditors, the uniform resolution.

The auditor should realize something about case percentages. About twenty-two
percent of all cases, which is to say all people, resolve, at least partially, with the
application of almost any process Man has ever had. A new drug, a new tom-tom, a
new god, anything serves to right any wrongness in these cases. Witch doctoring,
medicine, psychoanalysis, when they advance case histories, normally have selected
from this twenty-two percent. But then this twenty-two percent would have resolved on
any process.

'This admission was among the first where people should have cottoned onto the fact El Con was a crackpot, criminal conman covertly hostilely trying to put his ethics in:

‘No matter how criminal an individual is, s/he will be trying, one way or another, to put ethics in on him-herself.’


(Ref: From The Scientology Handbook Ethics And The Conditions (Welcome

/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ethicsconditions-en.pdf).)

After I blew scn I hooked up with a woman who had been in a different small cult. She said that she read somewhere that at least 30% of all people get better no matter what therapy they choose. I guess getting better means resolving whatever they entered therapy for in the first place.

 

[NotsoNutsoNow]

By the way, any gain a cultist did get was probably applicable to the foretold, delusional and definitely temporary, and it should never have cost $600,000 while sucking the life out of you.

Being with my better half, while watching fireworks and eating chocolate ice cream yields far greater short duration and long duration results by a country mile.

 

[Enthetan]

Hello

I don't know if the following has ever been addressed before but here goes.

It's probably no good arguing with $cientology cultists they didn't receive 'gain' because they probably did.

However, it wasn't due to Dianetic$ or $cientology because according El Con around one in five people will experience gain no matter what 'therapy' is applied.

P.A.B. No. 25
PROFESSIONAL AUDITOR’S BULLETIN
From L. RON HUBBARD
Via Hubbard Communications Office
163 Holland Park Avenue, London W.11
_____________________________________________________________________
30 April 1954
BASIC PROCEDURES

There are several processes in use by professional auditors at this time which
reach into and resolve even those cases which we used to consider difficult. As I have
developed these one after another, I have discovered that each one missed on a small
percentage of cases. A combination of these processes which I organized while
teaching the Advanced Clinical Courses is apparently achieving, in the hands of capable
auditors, the uniform resolution.

The auditor should realize something about case percentages. About twenty-two
percent of all cases, which is to say all people, resolve, at least partially, with the
application of almost any process Man has ever had. A new drug, a new tom-tom, a
new god, anything serves to right any wrongness in these cases. Witch doctoring,
medicine, psychoanalysis, when they advance case histories, normally have selected
from this twenty-two percent. But then this twenty-two percent would have resolved on
any process.

'This admission was among the first where people should have cottoned onto the fact El Con was a crackpot, criminal conman covertly hostilely trying to put his ethics in:

‘No matter how criminal an individual is, s/he will be trying, one way or another, to put ethics in on him-herself.’


(Ref: From The Scientology Handbook Ethics And The Conditions (Welcome

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To be honest, there was one area of significant gain: before Scientology I was doing drugs. Nothing serious, pot and some hash, but I was getting stoned every night and it was affecting my work. Was getting off drugs worth what I paid, in time and money, for Scientology. Probably not. But it was a benefit.

 

[NotsoNutsoNow]

After I blew scn I hooked up with a woman who had been in a different small cult. She said that she read somewhere that at least 30% of all people get better no matter what therapy they choose. I guess getting better means resolving whatever they entered therapy for in the first place.

How many people can truthfully claim they are better as a result of the El Con's therapies, either Dianetic$ or its offshoot and subset $cientology?

'Processing (therapy) is actually measured by the gradual increase in ability. Step by step these increases in ability walk up the Class Chart and ability is the measure of progress.'

(Ref: HCOB 14 June 1970 THE RETURN PROGRAM.)

I expect any claimants to objectively prove his/her increase 'in ability'.

This is also the position for those who the Cult of $cientology claimed had attained the rank/status of Clear (whatever version), Pre-OT (whatever version) or OT (whatever version).

Feeling better after receiving Dianetic$ therapy or $cientology therapy may be compared to feeling relief after relieving oneself but I would forward it is not worth $600,000 and one's life, and it is only one life, as not one passed cultist has ever proven s/he has returned from the 'other side'. Instead of "Here's Ronny!" cultists should be asking "Where's Ronny?".

 

[NotsoNutsoNow]

To be honest, there was one area of significant gain: before Scientology I was doing drugs. Nothing serious, pot and some hash, but I was getting stoned every night and it was affecting my work. Was getting off drugs worth what I paid, in time and money, for Scientology. Probably not. But it was a benefit.

May I ask, "Did you decide to stop doing drugs?". If you decided, the Cult of $cientology didn't get you off drugs, you did.

Perhaps it was put to you to join or remain in El Con's first facet of life (dynamic) you have to get off drugs as it may or is adversely affect your other fourteen facets of life - I count at least fifteen facets of life, unlike El Con, I haven't a fixation with the occult's '8' - which was later overturned when his renowned flip-flopping once again got the better of him and he introduced the ninth facet of life, the buck and aesthetics – money sure was beautiful to Ol' Yella, and the tenth, ethics - a misdirection if ever there was one.

One must also take into account the cult's drug programmes never helped El Con, and for the matter Slappy Mi卐carriage, either, given his life-long propensity for consuming drugs, that is, tobacco, alcohol, over the counter, prescription, street and Dr Denk's - perhaps he thought it was Kool.

He may have computated the evaluating and invalidating service facsimile, "Since Dianetic$ and $cientology are part of my first facet of life activities I can do what I want!", and if anyone objected used Tom Cruise's interpersonal communication skills and blurted out, "Fuck you!". “Now, barkeep another jug of rum to wash down these pinks and greys!”

 

[Enthetan]

May I ask, "Did you decide to stop doing drugs?". If you decided, the Cult of $cientology didn't get you off drugs, you did.

Mostly, it was from changing my social circle, from hanging out with pot-heads to hanging out with cultists who wanted to suck all my money and time out of me.

Both were destructive, long-term, but in different ways.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

By the way, any gain a cultist did get was probably applicable to the foretold, delusional and definitely temporary, and it should never have cost $600,000 while sucking the life out of you.

Being with my better half, while watching fireworks and eating chocolate ice cream yields far greater short duration and long duration results by a country mile.

Nicely put!

But why oh why do marks get sucked so easily into the black hole of cults? Perhaps, because all cults can scientifically prove that their members received substantial "gains" and "wins" and "results"!

The conniving math on this is fairly easy to conjure and configure into propaganda promo. All that is required is to blinklessly focus on one (1) "positive" effect and ignore all the other delusions, disruptions & destructions to that same individual's life.

example: An investment guru's brochure boasts countless euphoric testimonials from investors who have achieved sensational monthly "gains" for years and have seen their nest egg expand by over 1000%. Later, the authorities arrest the Ponzi schemer who defrauded victims out of a billion dollars. Adding to their misery the "huge gains!" celebrants are ordered to repay all of their profit distributions and are then informed that their entire principal no longer exists. Adding insult to injury, tax agencies then assess major retroactive tax bills with interest and penalties--even though they have already been bankrupted by the scam.​

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example: A flourishing & prospering meth dealer could re-imagine themselves as a diet guru--and thereafter produce tens of thousands of glowing "success stories" from formerly overweight clients who are now incredibly skinny.​

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But let's not be so negative and flow power to all that entheta. Let's all try to remain uptone and just focus on all those theta success stories! LOL.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

May I ask, "Did you decide to stop doing drugs?". If you decided, the Cult of $cientology didn't get you off drugs, you did.

Perhaps it was put to you to join or remain in El Con's first facet of life (dynamic) you have to get off drugs as it may or is adversely affect your other fourteen facets of life - I count at least fifteen facets of life, unlike El Con, I haven't a fixation with the occult's '8' - which was later overturned when his renowned flip-flopping once again got the better of him and he introduced the ninth facet of life, the buck and aesthetics – money sure was beautiful to Ol' Yella, and the tenth, ethics - a misdirection if ever there was one.

One must also take into account the cult's drug programmes never helped El Con, and for the matter Slappy Mi卐carriage, either, given his life-long propensity for consuming drugs, that is, tobacco, alcohol, over the counter, prescription, street and Dr Denk's - perhaps he thought it was Kool.

He may have computated the evaluating and invalidating service facsimile, "Since Dianetic$ and $cientology are part of my first facet of life activities I can do what I want!", and if anyone objected used Tom Cruise's interpersonal communication skills and blurted out, "Fuck you!". “Now, barkeep another jug of rum to wash down these pinks and greys!”

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After considerable thought on the matter (after leaving the cult) I came to the following admittedly simplistic conclusion:

CULTS MAKE THE ABLE MORE ABLE. THEREFORE---

CULT MEMBERS ARE "MORE ABLE" TO HAVE HUGE WINS ON ANYTHING
THAT THEY WERE "R-FACTORED" WOULD PRODUCE HUGE WINS.

ERGO, A SCIENTOLOGIST CAN SUCCESSFULLY CLAY DEMO AND
WRITE A GLOWING SUCCESS STORY ON HOW LUNG CANCER
CAN CAN BE CURED WITH A FEW TOUCH ASSISTS OR BY
DAILY SMOKING MANY MORE PACKS OF CIGARETTES.
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What?! You thought that it was going to make sense?

It doesn't have to make sense--it's Scientology.

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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After considerable thought on the matter (after leaving the cult) I came to the following admittedly simplistic conclusion:

CULTS MAKE THE ABLE MORE ABLE. THEREFORE---

CULT MEMBERS ARE "MORE ABLE" TO HAVE HUGE WINS ON ANYTHING
THAT THEY WERE "R-FACTORED" WOULD PRODUCE HUGE WINS.

ERGO, A SCIENTOLOGIST CAN SUCCESSFULLY CLAY DEMO AND
WRITE A GLOWING SUCCESS STORY ON HOW LUNG CANCER
CAN CAN BE CURED WITH A FEW TOUCH ASSISTS OR BY
DAILY SMOKING MANY MORE PACKS OF CIGARETTES.
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What?! You thought that it was going to make sense?

It doesn't have to make sense--it's Scientology.

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Just in case anyone thinks that the above is so incredibly stupid it must be satire. . .

"Now the little trick I want you to pull on your friends is a simple one, very simple one. Any time you see somebody bunged up, you know, with a blister or warts or something of the sort—just put your finger on it and say “Look at my finger, Look at my finger”, each time he does, “Look at my finger”--even though it’s on the back of his neck, you see? “Look at my finger, look at my finger,” just keep that up for a while and if it’s something real bad like, uh, oh I don’t know, cancer— something like that, keep doing it, keep doing it, every day for 15 or 20 minutes a day. It’ll go away and you will become a miracle healer." (L. Ron Hubbard taped lecture)​

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[Karen#1]

It is not vengeful. "Vengeful" means "seeking to harm someone in return for a perceived injury". The escaping SO member committed no legitomate injury.

They are EVIL. That is the correct term.

The cult perceives leaving the group, departing the Sea Org a perceived injury.
It is vengeance.