TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

[HelluvaHoax!]

That must have been what caused me to drop back in for a visit - hey Hoaxie, how's it going?

LOL

Привет, товарищ!

Судьба велит нам наверстать упущенное и пообщаться на днях.

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[Type4_PTS]

Добро пожаловать Udarnik.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

cult racketeering
irony du jour

"SECURITY CHECKING"​

Whose "security" is being checked (i.e. safeguarded)?
ANSWER: The cult's guru (His Holiness Hubbard and/or Minister Miscavige). To ensure that they are safe and "secure" from civil lawsuits, judgments, public humiliation, criminal indictments and prison.

Why do all pre-OTs need to be sec checked again and again before starting every upper level?
ANSWER: Two reasons. 1. To make additional hundreds of millions of dollars for the cult leaders' personal offshore bank accounts. 2. To gather reams upon reams of incriminating (blackmail) evidence that can be used against cult true-believers, in case they figure out that the cult leaders have been fraudulently lying about the magically miraculous powers of "Clear" and "OT". And, thereby preventing them from publicly debunking the hoax and warning other existing and future duped donors.

What is, by far, the most outrageously gargantuan irony in the entirety of Scientology's 76 year history?
That Scientologists are constantly being bombarded with lie detectors, sec checks, confessionals, lower conditions, ethics investigations, amends projects to "make up the damage", public humiliations by publishing parishioners' "crimes", as well as enforcing financial penalties to buy and subject oneself to "ethics handlings" and "rehabilitation" (e.g. "ethics" books/courses, years in manual labor "rehabilitation force" gulags, integrity auditing, evil-purpose auditing and the endless demand for overt/withhold writeups detailing and confessing every major, minor and micro violation, including thought-crimes.

All that, while the cult leaders are demonically defrauding every single person that makes contact with Scientology; and thereby raking in billions of dollars in what can be accurately described as the biggest religious fraud of the 20th century.

A cosmic scale irony! So-called "spiritual leaders" (Hubbard/Miscavige) who are in fact pathological liars, con men, fraudsters and ruthless religious racketeers perpetrating the most corrupt and despicable crimewave- -all done under the banner of "getting ethics in on this planet".

Hard core scammers unleashing a treacherous crime wave, whilst pretending to create "a world without crime".

SCIENTOLOGY IN A DOZEN WORDS OR LESS
Wickedly unethical liars & criminals charging others fortunes to attain ethical purity.​

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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"You cannot get TECHNOLOGY in
until you first get ETHICS in"
—L. Ron Hubbard
Founder of Dianetics
. . .

"You cannot get TECHNOLOGY in
until you first HAVE technology"
—Don Hubbard
Founder of Debunkanetics
. . .

The above 2 quotes reveal that Scientology "ETHICS" is simply a coercive gaslighting-enforcement weapon.


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[ILove2Lurk]

Wow, the hounds were really unleashed this Saturday morning somehow.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

Wow, the hounds were really unleashed this Saturday morning somehow.

LOL

slight lyrical edit. . .

change hounds ("dogs") to "DBs".

sing along!

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[ILove2Lurk]

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[ILove2Lurk]

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[HelluvaHoax!]

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Truly hilarious!

However, after further reflection--perhaps not very funny when we think about Don Hubbard's tragic attempted flight & plight—while trying to escape his twin brother's Draconian torture chambers. . .

Remarkably, Ron actually wrote a BULLETIN about Don about 3 weeks after he published his 1972 epic scientific discovery of ROBOTISM!!

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[ILove2Lurk]

Hilarious! Priceless! The first paragraph is a real killer!

I hope more people read this HCOB and "drink deeply" of the tech and take it heart.

 

[ILove2Lurk]

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I just found out that the Chinese are making cheap unlicensed knock-offs
and trying to penetrate the collectibles space. You can tell these are from
another source, a foreign source. Some obvious errors and silly details.

A company named Gemini Imports. I had nothing to do with this, LOL.

What's with the axe?

Fugazi!
Not licensed!

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[HelluvaHoax!]

Hilarious! Priceless! The first paragraph is a real killer!

I hope more people read this HCOB and "drink deeply" of the tech and take it heart.

Yes, this is why Ron Hubbard was never able to exteriorize or "to knock off hats at 50 yards and read books a couple of countries away."

That's why he was unable to deliver ANY of the promised cures and miracles that people paid BILLIONS of dollars to acquire.

TRUTH REVEALED: Ron was severely PTS to his twin brother, Don Hubbard. Ron was terrified that Don was also PTS but in a different way. Ron lived in mortal fear that the far more popular and beloved Don was a potential trouble source; that is to say he was afraid that Don would replace him as the Source of Scientology. Hence, potential trouble SOURCE... (i.e. a potential new Source which is trouble).

Use your damn demo kits, people, lol.

CONFIDENTIAL R-FACTOR: Don once revealed to me that his brother Ron used every trick in the book to try to get Walt Disney into Scientology. But he was shot down badly. It became a recurring rant for him for the ensuing decades. But here is the big reveal... Ron learned from one of Don's pc worksheets that Don was also a visionary and he was planning and designing a THEME PARK to rival Disneyland! When Ron learned that it was full attack. He had Don rounded up and thrown into an underground chain locker with no plan to ever let him out. That was Ron's worst nightmare--that his own twin would become lavishly wealthy and famous like Walt Disney. So now you know....

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[ILove2Lurk]

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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I just found out that the Chinese are making cheap unlicensed knock-offs
and trying to penetrate the collectibles space. You can tell these are from
another source, a foreign source. Some obvious errors and silly details.

A company named Gemini Imports. I had nothing to do with this, LOL.

What's with the axe?

Fugazi!
Not licensed!

View attachment 30498​

OMG! Total fake!

I ran into the same nightmare when I ordered 100 "Don Hubbard Action Figure" packages. But because they were selling for only $14.99 I stupidly & naively ordered from Temu.

Big problem. . . this is their fugazi ad. I saw the HoboLand logo and ordered fast before they "ran out". I was shocked when I opened the package and it was a freakin' fugazi Don Hubbard.

Look at this crap! Don looks like a goofy drunk who just completed 7 hours of blinkless TR-0.

Nightmare!

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

What's with the axe?

That's not a knock-off.

You mistakenly picked up an early prototype of the OSA VERSION of Don Hubbard's Action Figure!

Here is the updated one they are giving away free to little kids in all the shopping malls.

 

[Operating DB]

OMG! Total fake!

I ran into the same nightmare when I ordered 100 "Don Hubbard Action Figure" packages. But because they were selling for only $14.99 I stupidly & naively ordered from Temu.

Big problem. . . this is their fugazi ad. I saw the HoboLand logo and ordered fast before they "ran out". I was shocked when I opened the package and it was a freakin' fugazi Don Hubbard.

Look at this crap! Don looks like a goofy drunk who just completed 7 hours of blinkless TR-0.

Nightmare!

I love that everyone in that picture is in total glee. I'm realizing that hoboness is a much higher tone level than a scientologist!