TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

Type4_PTS said:
Something that just a few people know is that Hubbard authored a 47-volume set of books, a thousand pages each, entitled "A Brief History of My Greatness". Bridge Publications printed a proof copy prior to mass production, after which Hubbard suddenly realized he needed to prioritize his advanced research, heading to Target Two. David Miscavige told Bridge Pubs, "Hold off on distribution until Ron returns"

So I do have a copy of Volume 5, and LRH signed it just hours prior to his departure for his brother, and Don gave it to me many years ago.

The Central Marketing Unit at the INT Base had a strategy to turn it into a NY Times Bestseller, so they just decided to print the book with "National Bestseller" on it. :D







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That image of Hubbard looks like a cross between him and Miscavige especially in the eyes and brow.
 
Type4_PTS said:
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Wow, that is a miraculous discovery! Unless i am mistaken, you just posted (for the first time in 76 quadrillion years) an original UN-RETOUCHED photograph of Ron from a time before the formation of the physical universe when he discovered music! As everyone knows, Ron's street name at that time was "DJ-SINISTER".

He acquired that ultra-cool rapper name based on the etymological roots of the word "sinister" which is from the wholetrack Latin "Sinistra" which meant "unlucky or bad omen" from the term reading omens from the flight of birds, when birds appeared on the LEFT side. Naturally the word sinistra was then used to describe left-handed people who by association were deemed evil.

Congratulations, your photo of Ron the rapper is the earliest known photo of him, dating back to MINUS 3 BT ( i.e. 3 years "Before Time"). That's why if we compare your photo of Ron to much later photos from mere billions of years ago) one notes that your photo was not airbrushed, which is why Ron is revealed to have 2 LEFT ARMS! (see side by side comparison below):

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("Arp Cola") photo taken a few short moments
after the physical universe was created,
the point in time that Arp created music.


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Photo from before the physical universe existed when
Ron had 2 left arms and a right one too! At that time
his street name was DJ SINISTER.




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Type4_PTS said:
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That is a wonderfully captured moment from the archives of RTC ("Religious Tomato Center").

You are gratefully thanked for finally shining some well-deserved and overdue light on Minister Miscavige. His stellar OT achievements, research and discoveries are seldom acknowledged as EQUALLY (if not more) miraculously valuable as Hubbard's.

At this time I have unbelievably great breaking news just released from the MINISTRY OF MINISTER MISCAVIGE MARKETING!












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Type4_PTS said:
@DonHubbard , are you in Florida presently? I've got a couple of books you authored that I'd like you to sign.
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Looks like Don is not currently on the site. He might have gone off-grid again to stay ahead of cult PIs who have been trying to track him since the early 70s when he somehow broke out of a heavily fortified chain locker. Once Don told me that he normally keeps 30-40 burner phones and many aliases and homes around the world; some are just a shabby lean-to shack in a hobo encampment and some are gorgeous villas with lush gardens. It's also well known by PIs who have tried (but failed) to track Don that he maintains an extensive network of doppleganger look-alikes with gray beards and blue bucket hats. He keeps them on retain in a dozen or so major cities and if Don thinks cult goons are getting too close for comfort Don sends a special beeper signal and those dead-ringers hit the streets and busses and trains and throw the PIs into total confusion (some reportedly having mental breakdowns and quitting their assignments). Well, that's about all I know about Don, I hope i will hear from him again one day!

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I will mention one story about Don that goes wayyyy back in time. I met him once in NYC for a dinner. He was already years "on the run" at that point and I had no idea if he would come as himself or in one of his undercover disguises. He told me to meet him at the Russian Tea Room so i went there and waited a long time until he showed up. No disguise...He had the elegant look of a high level international diplomat. . .

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The dinner conversation was delightful.

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But at one point the empty room suddenly began to fill with dinner guests and the noise levels rose along with that.


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Don then began to stealthily steal subtle glances around the room...I guess surveilling for any cult goons that might have gotten lucky and tracked him down. I asked him if everything was okay. He nodded yes but then said he apologized for his wandering attention but he just remembered he had to make a brief phone call. He excused himself after saying he'll be right back.

He didn't return.

I asked restaurant security if I could possibly get some surveillance footage to see if Don ran into a problem or anything untoward. . .

A few days later they showed me the footage where Don had clearly left the restaurant on his own and walked away without anyone bothering him. There was something in that photo that was rather curious, which explained how he escaped from all those cult goons tailing him. (see next post)


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I guess Don must have done one of those quick-changes in the restaurant's phone booth after sending the signal out to his crew. . .

The cult goons (staked out on the street) seeing an endless sea of don dopplegangers gave up, called it a day and reported back to Ron that Don gave them the slip again.


 
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HelluvaHoax! said:
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I guess Don must have done one of those quick-changes in the restaurant's phone booth after sending the signal out to his crew. . .

The cult goons (staked out on the street) seeing an endless sea of don dopplegangers gave up, called it a day and reported back to Ron that Don gave them the slip again.


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Don replied to my comment yesterday evening with a private message. He happened to be here in Florida and we met in a Clearwater Beach restaurant and he signed a book for me. Also, he mentioned that he's almost done with his next book he believes is his best.






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HelluvaHoax! said:
Looks like Don is not currently on the site.
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Well, that's about all I know about Don, I hope i will hear from him again one day!
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Could this be ESMB's own "Hugging Face" hack?
In which, hundreds of rogue AI agents being tested by an AI company break out
of a sandboxed testing environment and coordinate an unauthorized cyberattack
on the ESMB message board. They create a new account under the name "Don
Hubbard" and attempt to browse around and compile info about posting members
and give out a few friendly "likes" to fit in. (I've even heard that one member was
contacted through a private message, though I haven't been able to confirm this yet.)

Then presumably, the agent swarm got worried about being discovered and hid their
public-facing activities for now. I'm unclear if they still have login credentials or what
they're still up to or not.

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This possible hack happened right after the ultra-secret "MATT Technology" was
uploaded and revealed to the world on this very thread by HelluvaHoax!

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ILove2Lurk said:
Could this be ESMB's own "Hugging Face" hack?
In which, hundreds of rogue AI agents being tested by an AI company break out
of a sandboxed testing environment and coordinate an unauthorized cyberattack
on the ESMB message board. They create a new account under the name "Don
Hubbard" and attempt to browse around and compile info about posting members
and give out a few friendly "likes" to fit in. (I've even heard that one member was
contacted through a private message, though I haven't been able to confirm this yet.)

Then presumably, the agent swarm got worried about being discovered and hid their
public-facing activities for now. I'm unclear if they still have login credentials or what
they're still up to or not.

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This possible hack happened right after the ultra-secret "MATT Technology" was
uploaded and revealed to the world on this very thread by HelluvaHoax!

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I can confirm that the poster that sent you the "LIKE" also messaged me. And you will be happy to learn that it was the REAL DON HUBBARD. And I was the one that asked Don to send a personal message when I could not log into as HelluvaHoax! I never changed my password and I still could not log in. No idea what that was all about.

What is that 4,414 "members online" number? Whutttttttttt?! Is that some kind of bizarre anomaly? I never look at how many members are online, but it that some kind of crazy number that was time-coincident with me not being able to log in ?

I don't know what to make out of any of this. But if COB got freaked out by the mocking MATT technology post....and ordered flying monkeys to attack this website and block HelluvaHoax! from logging in, that would be the biggest OT win ever ! LOL

I am clueless about all of what i am speculating on above. But i will say this: The 3 most valuable things to COB are:

1. His FUGAZI STATUS within the cult. (which was brutally mocked when he was depicted wearing preposterously sacred religious garb and a jumbo cross, with an old school "pointer" aimed at his discovery of the org board's 8TH division, lol.

2. COB's MESMERIZED & MIRACULOUSLY MAGICAL MOVIESTAR (Tom Cruise). Yeah, that 89 pound solid gold and diamonds courageous lion medallion was mockery of a magnitude that Minister Miscavige would never ever ever want Cruise to ever see. That would be bad for COBs alleged "total cause over life" if he allowed degraded SPs on the internet to openly mock the meaningless trinkets that COB uses to recover blown celebrities, wouldn't it? LOL

3. COB's most cherished WILDLY WINNING WHALE, Trish Duggan. How humiliating for her and COB and for all Scientologists to see that graphic of her standing next to 7-tier Bowling Trophy! A trinket that made her feel OT even though she knew she didn't have any OT abilities.

Yup, those are the 3 most sacredly priceless things to Cult gurus hoping to KHW (Keeping Hoaxes Working).

DISCLAIMER: I only imagined that COB might have gotten freaked out by an internet post. However, at the examiner I nonetheless F/Ned, so I've got that goin' for me.


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HelluvaHoax! said:
What is that 4,414 "members online" number? Whutttttttttt?! Is that some kind of bizarre anomaly? I never look at how many members are online . . . .
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This year, it's been hovering between 3,000 and 5,000 (5K like last night at 4 am when I woke up for a bit).
Here's probably the reason:

AI and automated bots generate about 57% of all internet traffic, officially outpacing human users online.

Key Traffic Breakdown
  • Human Traffic: Accounts for roughly 42.6% of web requests.
    Automated/Bot Traffic: Accounts for 57.4% globally, driven heavily by AI agents, scrapers, and data crawlers.
    Growth Speed: Automated and AI-driven activity has surged dramatically, growing multiple times faster than human web usage. Major contributors include automated scrapers and large language model crawlers from companies like OpenAI, Meta, and Anthropic.
 
Talking about what are the 3 MOST VALUABLE THINGS to Minister Miscavige (above post) that made me wonder
that L. Ron Hubbard's 3 most valuable posessions list would be:

#1: His FUGAZI STATUS (same as COB)

#2: The FREAKISHLY FAKE OT WINS of duped Scientologists. That was Hubbard's magical marketing method to recruit donors. Think about it. Without the publication and promotion of OT wins, nobody is buying OT levels or hanging around the cult after attesting to the placebo called "clear".

#3: FAIR GAME, including the sub-set of "disconnection". This is how Hubbard kept Orwellian controls over both his despised debunkers and his dearest donors.


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