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.. . . that seems potentially self-referential if not circular. does that really tell us anything other than that maybe the auditor and the PC have been indoctrinated, trained and conditioned to produce the results they are expected to -- like 'remembering' past lives (and improbable infantile and prenatal traumas) that are mostly if not entirely fabrications based on implanted expectations?
That's what happens.
You get a lot of idealists who want a better world.
You also get a few raving sociopaths who crave power over others.
Once someone adopts the fanatical KSW mindset anything can be justified. From the policy on Keeping Scientology Working:
"We’re not playing some minor game in Scientology. It isn’t cute or something to do for lack of something better. The whole agonized future of this planet, every Man, Woman and Child on it, and your own destiny for the next endless trillions of years depend on what you do here and now with and in Scientology. This is a deadly serious activity. And if we miss getting out of the trap now, we may never again have another chance. Remember, this is our first chance to do so in all the endless trillions of years of the past. Don’t muff it now because it seems unpleasant or unsocial..."
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SCIENTOLOGY GAME SHOW HOST
Congratulations Type4_PTS!!! As a contestant on this game show, you have
just won $10,000 and a chance to spin the big wheel to try and
win the grand prize of $1,000,000!!!
[ CONTESTANT SPINS WHEEL - IT LANDS ON "SCIENTOLOGY KOAN DU JOUR" ]
SCIENTOLOGY GAME SHOW HOST
Okay, Scientology Koan Du Jour! Here's today's koan: After L. Ron
Hubbard wrote in sacred religious scripture that Scientology "is a deadly
serious activity", do Scientologists actually believe that?
TYPE4_PTS
Hmmmmmmmm. Wow, that's a tough one! I know that Ron says in the KSW policy that
it's "a deadly serious activity." But then also, in a 1952 policy called "Spirit of Play",
Ron says something else that sounds like it's completely and totally different, Let me read it:
"And you couldn’t possibly think that anybody could be serious and win through this
universe. The more serious they get — 1.5 is real serious — why, of course, the more serious
they get the more they have to do things by flows, and the acre they have to agree and
the more they have to follow the rules, and the more broken the piece becomes.”
Jeez, this is so confusing. I can't decide which one he really means. I think I am
going to have to use my last "Free E-Meter Check" token.
SCIENTOLOGY GAME SHOW HOST
Okay then, you are using your last meter token!
Your e-meter is now being turned on
and you have 30 seconds to ask
any questions you like!
TYPE4_PTS
[ picks up the cans, begins assessing ]
Is Scientology a deadly serious activity?
That reads, I got a Long Fall!
Is Scientology a totally unserious activity?
Whoa! That reads too, Another Long Fall!
SCIENTOLOGY GAME SHOW HOST
Only 15 seconds remaining and
we need your answer!
TYPE4_PTS
OMG, I'm sweating!
Is Scientology a deadly serious activity?
OMG, Long Fall Blow Down Floating Needle!
Is Scientology a totally unserious activity?
OMG, Long Fall Blow Down Floating Needle!
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
SCIENTOLOGY GAME SHOW HOST
Time is up, we need your answer!
TYPE4_PTS
Okay, okay, okay!
My answer is—both!
It is both a deadly serious activity
and also a totally unserious activity!
[ SUDDENLY CONFETTI EXPLODES EVERYWHERE
AND THOUSANDS OF BALLOONS DROP WHILE
TRIUMPHANT MUSIC BLASTS & AUDIENCE CHEERS ]
SCIENTOLOGY GAME SHOW HOST
[ screaming above the din ]
You Won! You Won! You Won!
You've just won the grand prize of
one million dollars!
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HUBBARD LAW OF COMMOTION
In Scientology for each and every code, creed, scale, policy
and piece of tech—there is an equal and opposite
code, creed, scale, policy and piece of tech.
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LOL, when I quoted some stuff earlier from the policy on KSW about Scientology being "a deadly serious activity" I actually had something else going through my head as well.
"If it's not fun it's not Scientology"
I used to hear that all the time when on staff.
Sorry about that last one. But to be fair, the EP of the OT levels is:
"TOTAL CAUSE OVER LIFE"
(Ron never said anything about "Total Cause Over Teeth")
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..You should have put a warning label at the beginning of the post if you were going to include that one.
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I'm thinking of compiling a list of the TOP 10 CRINGIEST IMAGES in Scientology's entire 73 year history. All nominations are welcome.
I am pretty sure these first few will almost certainly make it onto that list:
"One picture is worth a thousand culty cringes"
Sorry about that last one. But to be fair, the EP of the OT levels is:
"TOTAL CAUSE OVER LIFE"
(Ron never said anything about "Total Cause Over Teeth")
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Here's an oldy:..
But at least that quote is consistent and makes sense. . .
Because "deadly serious activities" are by definition "fun", right? LOL
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to me in a way that sums up how fun-loving, well-intentioned young people probably made scientology what is was in its heyday more because of the zeitgeist of their 'seeker' generation that they brought to the orgs, and in spite of LRH's authoritarian deadly seriousness."If it's not fun it's not Scientology"
.What? Not this one?