HelluvaHoax!
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1. Jesus cross with spikes: The symbol of the Church of Scientology. Because (like the cult's claim vs. Christianity) Scientology also turns out to be an "implant". And the pointed spikes represent both the crucifixion nails and also the sharp inward facing barbs on the escape-proof fencing at the Sea Org's international headquarters.
2. Children trafficked as marketing billboards: But don't worry, on the streets this 4 year old is an unreasonable steely-eyed disseminator who can quickly find DBs ruins and sell them a book 87% of the time!
3. "Total Freedom": They have it. You want it. Get out your credit cards!
4. "Everybody put your hands in the air—like you just don't care!": No, it's not 'insouciance'. It's the staff members' response when COB personally inspects their org and surveys his mustered militia, demanding to know: "If you wouldn't get declared, disconnected, lose your eternities, stalked, fair gamed and terrorized into a completely degraded & devastating destruction—by a show of hands how many of you would love to blow staff right now?"
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from another thread discussing Minister Miscavige's never-ending
stream of bizarrely inflated gaslighting claims
of "UNPRECEDENTED EXPANSION!"
It's sure a good thing that the Sea Org has "6,601 Sea Org members" to
clear the world because you can give extraordinary VIP service when
you have 1 staff member for every 3 Scientologists on this planet!
Wait, I am getting confused, I thought last month COB
claimed there were 16,000,000 Scientologists.
I think we need an explanatory key. . .
stream of bizarrely inflated gaslighting claims
of "UNPRECEDENTED EXPANSION!"
It's sure a good thing that the Sea Org has "6,601 Sea Org members" to
clear the world because you can give extraordinary VIP service when
you have 1 staff member for every 3 Scientologists on this planet!
Wait, I am getting confused, I thought last month COB
claimed there were 16,000,000 Scientologists.
I think we need an explanatory key. . .
1. Jesus cross with spikes: The symbol of the Church of Scientology. Because (like the cult's claim vs. Christianity) Scientology also turns out to be an "implant". And the pointed spikes represent both the crucifixion nails and also the sharp inward facing barbs on the escape-proof fencing at the Sea Org's international headquarters.
2. Children trafficked as marketing billboards: But don't worry, on the streets this 4 year old is an unreasonable steely-eyed disseminator who can quickly find DBs ruins and sell them a book 87% of the time!
3. "Total Freedom": They have it. You want it. Get out your credit cards!
4. "Everybody put your hands in the air—like you just don't care!": No, it's not 'insouciance'. It's the staff members' response when COB personally inspects their org and surveys his mustered militia, demanding to know: "If you wouldn't get declared, disconnected, lose your eternities, stalked, fair gamed and terrorized into a completely degraded & devastating destruction—by a show of hands how many of you would love to blow staff right now?"
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