TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

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PC PARADOX: If Scientology makes the able more able, then WHY in 70 years has no Scientologist ever once been able to clear the word "cult"?

It's a trick question. The moment a Scientologist is able to clear the world cult is the exact moment they are no longer a Scientologist. This is principally caused when they use standard word clearing tech which requires they make up sentences with the word, such as: "I finally cleared the word "cult" and OMG I just cognited that I am in a cult!"

Despite having the world's most advanced word-clearing technology there are many other words that Hubbardites are also not able to clear. In fact the 4th word ("science") every new Scientologist encounters has also never been cleared by any Scientologist.

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Apparently the term "Mental Health" has also never been word-cleared or Scientologists would not be chasing delusionally imagined 75 million year old aliens hiding inside their bodies.

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Karen#1 said:
There is a lot of deception and PR fluff and froth on this billboard poster


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I love that Scientology / David Miscavige just does not quite get it. He keeps firing foot bullets at himself and his cult.
That ad gets people to search at the library for stuff about Scientology and what they find are not the basics but all of the books ex members have written. It also gets people searching on the internet. What they find keeps them far, far away from ever going near an org. I love that.
 
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Shouldn't that be: "Curious why there are so few scientologists?"
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The truth is that the many are ashamed to even admit they were members of the cult and routinely hide the fact from the Linked in and Facebook pages and resumes.

In their resumes they vaguely state that they worked for YEARS for a "non-profit" omitting the WORD Scientology which is toxic and synonymous with FRAUD and ABUSE
 
The big stupid?

He's front and center advertising Scientology when the far and away best way onto the Bridge was Dianetics.

Prior to him Hubbard was clever enough to keep things separated with separate staff and premises.

Look at the NOI involvement.

Now things are too well known and the Book 1 come on is a poisoned well because MiSqurrilege never understood this, blurred this distinction and leads with Scientology.
 
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Thanks to Karen#1 for that blusterously bombastic billboard brimming with boastfully blatant bullshit!



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Yeah, okay, let's play. The question is:

WHY there are so many Scientologists?​

I believe that question was originally conceived by an advanced level OT VIII who has been identified as one Mr. E. Sahndwidj. He refuses to answer WHY that is, so we are left only to guess. Here are the first few nominations for winning answer:

1. Advanced Scientology Math, wherein 20,000 members = 20,000,000 members. (A=A)

2. The same reason that the masses have always traditionally embraced & adored technology that helped mankind rise above their degraded homo sapiens condition to a higher master race! This fully explains WHY in 1940 Germany had 80,000,000 winning National Socialists. That power statistic is an indisputable scientific fact that proves that their technology worked. People are not stupid, they don't just blindly follow things that are not good for them!

3. ----- FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT YOUR OWN NOMINATIONS ------

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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Thanks to Karen#1 for that blusterously bombastic billboard brimming with boastfully blatant bullshit!




Yeah, okay, let's play. The question is:

WHY there are so many Scientologists?​

I believe that question was originally conceived by an advanced level OT VIII who has been identified as one Mr. E. Sahndwidj. He refuses to answer WHY that is, so we are left only to guess. Here are the first few nominations for winning answer:

1. Advanced Scientology Math, wherein 20,000 members = 20,000,000 members. (A=A)

2. The same reason that the masses have always traditionally embraced & adored technology that helped mankind rise above their degraded homo sapiens condition to a higher master race! This fully explains WHY in 1940 Germany had 80,000,000 winning National Socialists. That power statistic is an indisputable scientific fact that proves that their technology worked. People are not stupid, they don't just blindly follow things that are not good for them!

3. ----- FEEL FREE TO SUBMIT YOUR OWN NOMINATIONS ------

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I just contacted the World Health Organization to ask them WHY there are so many Scientologists.

They replied that Scientology membership roll is actually very downstat and that other organizations are far more successful. One example they cited was the ONE MILLION PEOPLE who annually commit suicide worldwide.

They further pointed out that after 69 years, Scientology only has a paltry 20,000 members compared to the power stats of the suiciders whose membership over the same period grew to an impressive power stat of 69,000,000.

In the World Health Organization's unbiased conclusion, they did however give credit to Scientology's 1986 change of strategy, wherein the church published huge wins of a new role model* which they hope will create a uptrending graph by inspiring their parishioners.



* huge wins of a new role model: In 1986 Scientologists worldwide celebrated the pro-survival vision of their founder and role model L. Ron Hubbard, when he blazed new spiritual paths by successfully shedding his impediment.

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I am fearful that secret watchers will report to you dear HH. :) :) :)
The cult considers THOUGHT to be criminal and worthy of confessionals and cross filing at OSA INT data banks.
But you have a VOICE and you are fearless...

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posted by Karen#1
I am fearful that secret watchers will report to you dear HH. :) :) :) . The cult considers THOUGHT to be criminal and worthy of confessionals and cross filing at OSA INT data banks. But you have a VOICE and you are fearless...

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LOL!

I'm on it!

Currently I am doing the home-correspondence course for the brand new updated Self-Analysis book that will finally make planetary clearing a reality (on this planet).


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The all new miraculous SELF-SEC CHECKING book also includes an updated Perceptic Wheel included at no extra cost to you!

The demand on this planet is overwhelming so be sure to order now while supplies last!


Here is Dr. Hubbard's original
1951 Self Analysis WheelTech based
on the wholetrack time he first
invented the wheel!

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We cannot say actually show you the new high-tech confidential Perceptic Wheel
because you have to be properly set up for this extremely powerful solo-audited
case action in order to ensure that you don't FreeWheel.

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SUPER THETA NEWS ABOUT RON'S
ALL NEW SELF SEC-CHECKING BOOK!​

Upon the 11/15/19 release of "SELF SEC CHECKING", the Church of Scientology Chair of the Board, David Miscavige, announced that:
"The newly released book now makes it possible for all beings on this planet to attain the miraculous gains attainable with Scientology's miraculous technology. It is the most powerful rundown in the history of Scientology and handles you the being and the ruin you came into Scientology to handle! For the first time ever you are able to stably exteriorize with full perception as well as attaining other highly confidential OT powers--that you too shall attain when move up the line and do this level! In addition to all that you will also regain your own identity and point of view and you no longer can be influenced or overwhelmed by others' viewpoints & intentions! "

In a related story dated 12/23/19, the rundown's first completion, William Blowdown, published his very personal OT win in Advance! magazine:
"The newly released book now makes it possible for all beings on this planet to attain the miraculous gains attainable with Scientology's miraculous technology. It is the most powerful rundown in the history of Scientology and handled me the being and the ruin I came into Scientology to handle! For the first time ever I was able to stably exteriorize with full perception as well as attaining other highly confidential OT powers-- that you too shall attain when move up the line and do this level! In addition to all that I also regained my own identity and point of view and I no longer can be influenced or overwhelmed by others' viewpoints & intentions! "



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SIX MONTHS LATER - WHEN BILLY BLOWDOWN GETS RECALLED
DUE TO THE DISCOVERY OF OUT TECH ON THE "SELF SEC-CHECKING" BOOK

TECH TERMINAL
Billy, it has been discovered that there was some out tech in
Ron's new book SELF SEC-CHECKING and beings
did not get the full OT gains attainable
as Ron would have wanted
you to have.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Wow! Really? What was it, punctuation marks?

TECH TERMINAL
No BIlly, it's much more serious than that.
Ron discovered in the 1950s that a being cannot regain
all their god-like OT powers until they confess all their crimes. And
Ron also discovered that a being cannot get off all their crimes unless
they feel safe. Can you see where this is going Billy?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
I think so. That's why Ron allowed us to run the level
at home because that's the place we as OTs feel the safest.

TECH TERMINAL
No Billy. I don't want to invalidate your knowingness but
your knowingness really sucks and you badly need an
r-factor from a more Ideal Being.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
So I need to beef up the security in my home
so I feel more safe?

TECH TERMINAL
Billy, do you remember why Ron created Advanced Orgs
and why created the Apollo for auditing the L's and
why Ron created the SuperPower buiding?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Well, because it wasn't safe enough to deliver
those advanced levels in an unsafe org?

TECH TERMINAL
Yes, Billy now you are starting to duplicate
command intention. So we need you to
take responsibility for the out tech
by making a donation.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Whatt? How was I out tech?

TECH TERMINAL
Well, Billy you broke the Auditor's Code by
trying to audit yourself at home which is not a totally safe space.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
But when I bought the book you told me that it's one of Ron's
big breakthroughs that you can do the level at home! Even
the book's first page excitedly talks about how you can get
miraculous powers right in the convenience of your own home.

TECH TERMINAL
Well, Billy, we'd like you to be a cornerstone investor
which is only 25,000 dollars. There are many
huge benefits to you the being, not only
will you get announced at graduation
but you will get a lapel pin.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
What do you mean cornerstone?

TECH TERMINAL
Billy! BIlly! Billy! We need to build an all new, Ideal
and totally safe Self Sec-Checking building!

BILLY BLOWDOWN
You mean then everyone solo auditing on the book has to
travel to the new building? Then what is the point
of getting everyone so excited that
they can audit at home?

TECH TERMINAL
But you CAN audit it at home. You just need to first do
the all new sec checkers course and after that
you can definitely audit at home

BILLY BLOWDOWN
I have to buy another course? How much is that going to run me?

TECH TERMINAL
Well let's add it up. $25,000 cornerstone donation,
$3000 for the new sec checkers course, Okay than,
we'll just run your charge card for $38,000 and
you'll be all set to get your OT miracles !


BILLY BLOWNDOWN
How'd you get 38,000 dollars? That's ten-thousand
dollars too much. Can you please re-check your math?

TECH TEMINAL
No, the math is right. The extra $10,000 is just a
pledge for the cost of your six month checks.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
I have to come fly here every six months. And pay for food
and a room in the Scientology hotel?

TECH TERMINAL
Billy, of course you have to pay for that, otherwise
you would be going criminal and not
getting your OT miracles powers. I mean
look at me, I couldn't have made it to
full OT if I had been going out-exchange and
ripping people off, right? And Scientology being
the most ethical group on the planet would certainly
not have given me this OT bracelet if I wasn't a real OT, right?

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Wow, you've got a good point there. But, I am just
worried that i have such overwhelming charge
card balances already from the last OT
rundowns that I paid for.

TECH TERMINAL
Ron states that in order to go OT you have to
go out of agreement with the physical universe.

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Wow! Is that in writing.

TECH TERMINAL
Yes,

BILLY BLOWDOWN
Okay, then you can run my charge so I ca get started,
immediately because I am really going to need those OT powers
to make the interest payments on my charge cards.


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THAT VIDEO!!!! OMGGGGGGGGG!!!!

I made it to 3:53 and had to put it on pause. It was way too cultey-cringey!

LESSON LEARNED: Even hardcore Jokers & Degraders can get overwhelmed by how stupid that cult is. I can't take it, I'll be writing posts on that video for the next billion years! LOL

I promise to try watch the rest of the video, later when the laughing slows down a bit & streams of milk stop shooting out of my nose.

In case anyone is wondering what was happening in the video at the point when I cringe OD'd---it was in the middle of the group processing. I am quite proud, nonetheless, to state that I did successfully make it all the way through the "WEAR A HEAD" commands.

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOl LOL LOL LOL


Is this the advanced level auditing process that
help launch OT John Travolta's career?

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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posted by Karen#1
I am fearful that secret watchers will report to you dear HH. :) :) :) . The cult considers THOUGHT to be criminal and worthy of confessionals and cross filing at OSA INT data banks. But you have a VOICE and you are fearless...


LOL!

I'm on it!

Currently I am doing the home-correspondence course for the brand new updated Self-Analysis book that will finally make planetary clearing a reality (on this planet).


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This is hilarious. KNOW YOURSELF, KNOW YOUR CRIMES.

These crimes include touching your privates as in Masturbation which can cost you $3000 for a single masturbation, we want to know HOW WHAT WHEN WHERE...This Brit saw my video on it and then made this 2 min clip.


 
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Karen#1 said:
These crimes include touching your privates as in Masturbation which can cost you $3000 for a single masturbation, we want to know HOW WHAT WHEN WHERE...This Brit saw my video on it and then made this 2 min clip.
These crimes include touching your privates as in Masturbation which can cost you $3000 for a single masturbation, we want to know HOW WHAT WHEN WHERE...This Brit saw my video on it and then made this 2 min clip.
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Love the video....a wog's perspective on "paying for the privilege of jerking off". LOL!!

At first when i heard him describe it that way, what hit me was that any Scientologist watching his video would jump up and scream: "THAT'S RIDICULOUS! THAT'S A TOTAL LIE!" But, alas, that is exactly what it is.

Upon reflection I would like to offer some financial advice to the Church of Scientology. Why not consider wanking a "Gross Income Successful Action" and add it to the OFFICIAL CHURCH PRICE LIST for Scientology services. Parishioners could then avail themselves of advanced payment, sliding scale discounts to help make it more affordable, because the new pricing policy would also charge the standard hourly auditing rate for the time spent wanking at home.

It's kind of fascinating, actually, that a church is so obsessively trying to prevent people from jerking off to fantasies---when the church does nothing but seduce members into jerking off to Hubbard's pornographic fantasies.

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HelluvaHoax! said:
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SUPER THETA NEWS ABOUT RON'S
ALL NEW SELF SEC-CHECKING BOOK!​

Upon the 11/15/19 release of "SELF SEC CHECKING", the Church of Scientology Chair of the Board, David Miscavige, announced that:
"The newly released book now makes it possible for all beings on this planet to attain the miraculous gains attainable with Scientology's miraculous technology. It is the most powerful rundown in the history of Scientology and handles you the being and the ruin you came into Scientology to handle! For the first time ever you are able to stably exteriorize with full perception as well as attaining other highly confidential OT powers--that you too shall attain when move up the line and do this level! In addition to all that you will also regain your own identity and point of view and you no longer can be influenced or overwhelmed by others' viewpoints & intentions! "

In a related story dated 12/23/19, the rundown's first completion, William Blowdown, published his very personal OT win in Advance! magazine:
"The newly released book now makes it possible for all beings on this planet to attain the miraculous gains attainable with Scientology's miraculous technology. It is the most powerful rundown in the history of Scientology and handled me the being and the ruin I came into Scientology to handle! For the first time ever I was able to stably exteriorize with full perception as well as attaining other highly confidential OT powers-- that you too shall attain when move up the line and do this level! In addition to all that I also regained my own identity and point of view and I no longer can be influenced or overwhelmed by others' viewpoints & intentions! "



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Then, William Blowdown stands and faces the bronze bust of LRH, salutes with Tone 40 intention and declares - "THANK YOU SIR, FOR THE TECH!" To make sure he completes the cycle of action (implanted while on staff) he then continues to face the bust saluting:
" Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray! Hip Hip Hooray!"

While that is very funny, it is a perfect example of how Scientology Works! I have been studying mind control and sorting out how L Ron Hubbard controlled us with his written words.

L Ron Hubbard uses words and he implants them into the subconscious mind of the followers as part of the hypnosis. Repeated phrases: "Go Clear", "Move up the Bridge", "Clear the Planet', "Help" etc. He also has the public and staff change their habits with new Scientological habits. Forget about Christmas and Wog Holidays!! Slowly he gets rid of them. It takes 30 days for a habit to form and that is why he has you on courses for so long, long contracts for staff, everything takes so long so you get hypnotized and brainwashed with the Scientological think. Those habits will have force and meaning to you (due to all of the emotions which solidify the implant) For example: Thursday by 2pm, Conditions, Knowledge Report, Ethics, SP, get up the Bridge, move up in status, State of Clear, Operating Thetan, "THE L's",

He was a master hypnotizer and he did it with words. "No verbal tech" is part of the plan so you do it to yourself with his words. Then you can't blame anyone and it is carefully hidden so you don't realize you are getting hypnotized by his words. Hubbard also wrote "If it is not in writing, it is not true' so the trusting follower who is new will hand over money and sign contracts without questioning the LIAR (staff member) who is feeding the person the lie to get their stats up.

Clever!

Scientology feeds you the "Pre-scripted Wins" so you and your reactive mind don't have to ITSA!
 
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