OT Phenomena: Ghost haunting your real estate? Scientology can help with that!

Karen#1

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TONY ORTEGA
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The new OT Phenomena are here!

Our regular readers know that we have been highly critical of what was once one of the most popular things Scientology published, its monthly stories about what its “OT” members were able to accomplish with their hard-won super abilities: Moving things with their minds, saving people from accidents, and encountering free thetans at the cemetery.

For years, we enjoyed reading the ghost stories Scientologists pass off as evidence that they are gaining superpowers in Scientology’s “Operating Thetan” levels, which they can only get to after years of dedication and hundreds of thousands of dollars down the drain.

In order to keep the pilgrims on the hook, Scientology’s Advance! magazine has been publishing the “OT Phenomena” column for decades, and former editor Jefferson Hawkins told us it was always the most popular feature in the publication. In the 1970s, when Jefferson was running it, the claims of super abilities were really something. We’ll never forget, for example, the OT supplicant who described leaving his body, traveling across the country in ethereal form to a hospital, and then participating in his friend’s surgery to help him pull through. Now that’s a creative use of occult prowess!

Sadly, more recent examples of the column have become rather tepid, with OTs claiming to have experienced the most trivial of coincidences. One tired example: The OT who thinks of a missing item and then it turns up.

Keep in mind, Scientologists are paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for these meager superpowers.

Anyway, here is the new batch. Give us your own grades!

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When someone asks me what being on the OT Levels is like, all I can say is, “It is pure magic.” For instance, I left a suitcase, with something very valuable inside it, at the AO and returned home for several weeks. When I came back, I couldn’t find it anywhere.

That’s when someone reminded me that, as an OT, I know where it is, I just needed to decide on its location. As soon as they said that, I had a sudden picture of someone I had seen on base, so I went to look for her. I told her I knew she would know where my bag was. She asked, “Is it a black suitcase?” I said, “Yes.”

She led me to the back of the restaurant and into another space, and there was my suitcase. The only explanation as to how it got there is that I decided to make it appear and there it was. — G.M.

Pretty low IQ. Why didn't they decide it was in the back seat of their car or in their bedroom closet. Lame-isity big time.
 
Pretty low IQ. Why didn't they decide it was in the back seat of their car or in their bedroom closet. Lame-isity big time.
Ah, but he did display the OT ability to forget all about and leave behind a suitcase with something very valuable inside. Speculation has it that it was a map of how to find his ass with both hands. :)
 
You might say this OT was actually an SP - disproving the claim of perfect recall that a Clear enjoys.
 
The thread title reminds of a dialog on "Two and a Half Men", Charlie's mother tells him, "When I die, I'm coming back to haunt you", and Charlie replies, "How will that be any different from this?" :roflmao:
 
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