2020 SCIENTOLOGY PREDICTIONS - - you heard it here first!

lotus said:
I know for sure David Miscavige teamed with Bob Duggan to recruit a huuuuuuge thetan and launch a new WW expansion campaign.Hint: Can't tell the name of the huge thetan, but the

Make Scientology great again​

campaign will be launch in 2020 for sure.
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LOL

You have opened the door up (more than a crack) in 2020 for Ron's religion to repair, rebrand & rehabilitate its reprehensibly ridiculous reputation..

All Scientologists in good standing are hereby ordered to clay demo and "wear their hat". Many choices, here are a few. . .

MAGA: Make ARC Great Again!​
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MOGA: Make OT Great Again!​
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MEGA: Make Engrams Great Again!​
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MIGA: Make It Go-right Again!​
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MMMMMMOMMMA: Make Money, Make More Money, Make Others Make More Money Again!​
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LOLOLOL
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Run for 2020
Platinium Excalibur humanitarian
Campaign

and make teegeek great again!
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HelluvaHoax! said:
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The Rathbun prediction, as ridiculous as it seemed at first glance, is a real possibility for his next "spiritual" incarnation. Don't many imprisoned thugs suddenly "find Jesus" and begin changing their patter from "this is a stickup, give me your money" to "this is a religion, give me your donation"?

The Alanzo prediction, LOL. There is real entertainment & pathos in watching a toxic troll in search of a tribe they can join---so they can then hatefully trash and shame the members--for being in a hateful tribe. The good news is that Scientology trolls flame out quickly because they are like venomous vipers who are not immune to their own poison. And thus when they rabidly bite everyone & everything in sight--they also bite their own tail and end up poisoning themselves and perishing causatively shedding their social media encumbrance (in a motorhome down by the river).

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lotus said:
and make teegeek great again!
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LOL!

Hey, Scientology gurus always promoted how "WE COME BACK" ....based on Ron's "whole track research" which discovered that we were all here before and failed to salvage this sector of the universe.

Clearly this means that the OTs failed to make it go right and demonstrate their "total cause over life" powers back then

What is cleverly not mentioned is this. . .

If the OTs (trillions of years ago) were defeated, they must have been defeated by SPs.

Hey, that's us!!!

We did it!

We.........

MAGA
Made Apostates Great Again!
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So, this proves that SPs are the actual OTs (and that the OTs only howl when we are winning).

Please feel free to submit your parking miracles to Advance! Retreat! Magazine.

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Another year of the same old, same old...

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ILove2Lurk said:
Alanzo will try to sneak onto ESMB2 using a revamped identity.

He'll post some milder comments on a bunch of threads before
the powers that be figure out it's him and give him the boot.

No one will suffer any irreparable harm this time.
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My prediction above from November 2019.
That didn't take long.

alanzo4.jpg
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Trolling is one thing, but it's the constant "OSA connection" question that keeps
coming up around this guy. He's never gonna get the multi-million dollar score
that his pal Marty did, no matter how many posts or hateful tweets he writes.

He attacks OSA's main targets -- Tony O, Mike R, Leah, Chris Shelton, Bryan Seymour,
Karen, Jeffery, and others -- daily, then slithers in here under the pretext of kindness
and a gentle change of heart.

Don't be fooled for a second. I'm not.

I'd link to his Twitter, but it's just too hateful and vile. It's a mirror of what's in his mind
obviously. How could it be otherwise?


OK, here's the Twitter link. Read and decide for yourself. Aha, Truth Revealed!
 
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ILove2Lurk said:
My prediction above from November 2019.
That didn't take long.

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Trolling is one thing, but it's the constant "OSA connection" question that keeps
coming up around this guy. He's never gonna get the multi-million dollar score
that his pal Marty did, no matter how many posts or hateful tweets he writes.

He attacks OSA's main targets -- Tony O, Mike R, Leah, Chris Shelton, Bryan Seymour,
Karen, Jeffery, and others -- daily, then slithers in here under the pretext of kindness
and a gentle change of heart.

Don't be fooled for a second. I'm not.

I'd link to his Twitter, but it's just too hateful and vile. It's a mirror of what's in his mind
obviously. How could it be otherwise?


OK, here's the Twitter link. Read and decide for yourself. Aha, Truth Revealed!
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That pic of Alanzo is spot on.
 
ILove2Lurk said:
My prediction above from November 2019.
That didn't take long.

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Trolling is one thing, but it's the constant "OSA connection" question that keeps
coming up around this guy. He's never gonna get the multi-million dollar score
that his pal Marty did, no matter how many posts or hateful tweets he writes.

He attacks OSA's main targets -- Tony O, Mike R, Leah, Chris Shelton, Bryan Seymour,
Karen, Jeffery, and others -- daily, then slithers in here under the pretext of kindness
and a gentle change of heart.

Don't be fooled for a second. I'm not.

I'd link to his Twitter, but it's just too hateful and vile. It's a mirror of what's in his mind
obviously. How could it be otherwise?


OK, here's the Twitter link. Read and decide for yourself. Aha, Truth Revealed!
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Whoa, that was a damn accurate prediction!

I wondered how you did that. The only thing I can imagine is that you must have thoroughly cleared all the words and then done a clay demo of this TECH FILM:

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L. Ron Hubbard promised that "WE COME BACK!".

Sure, a conniving con man always come back (for more). But that's only one (1) person. Who is "we"?

I always wondered who the "we" was that keeps coming back. But I finally just figured it out. . .


How many roads times must a man hate troll walk down get banned?​
Before you call him a man troll?​
How many seas must a white dove sail​
Before she sleeps in the sand?​
Yes, 'n' how many times must the cannon balls fly troll run their op?​
Before they're forever banned?​
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind​
The answer is blowin' in the wind​
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PirateAndBum said:
Ha, I don't see that he's revamped his identity. So far his posts have been ok. Should that change ... stay tuned :D
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You are correct sir. Peoples' early-warning reactions were based on seeing a baseball bat in sporting store window ---and reactively remembering the last 7 times shopping in that store when the owner used it to beat every customer into a coma. Other than that, all is cool! LOL

But seriously: "In P&B we Trust".

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M&M said:
Revamped his avatar though. "Showing a little shoulder". Seems to me a friendly and humble re-approach ...
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Perhaps.

It may be one of those "glass half-full or half-empty?" equations.

To wit, are people who are willing to warmly welcome a chronic troll---forgiving or forgetful?

To accomodate both possibilities, the movie poster has been slightly tweaked.


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So okay, so let's generously assume his story about coming back from the web-war (lame, blind & crazy) is true. Let us therefore agree to rise above any concerns and believe him when he claims he discovered a miraculous "Modern Science" and cured himself.

Sure, we can conduct that experiment to see how it goes. I'm in.

To prove this is on the up-and-up, I won't even click my stopwatch!


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ILove2Lurk said:
Marty Rathbun will go full Christian and rebrand his image as
"all you need is love" among other things. He may even begin
to start asking for donations for his new gospel and teachings.
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My prediction #2 above from November 2019.
That didn't take long.

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Here are the intros* for three of Marty's last four postings on his now-dead blog: :whistle:

A Course In Miracles​
by Mark C. Rathbun​
A Course in Miracles (ACIM) is a worthwhile undertaking for anyone who feels angry more than they would like to, feels afraid, feels victimized, tends to blame and shame others and/or is inordinately inclined to attack. It is also great for those interested in spiritual transcendence. The author’s use of the Jesus construct frightens some off. It shouldn’t.​
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What If God Was All Of Us?​
by Mark C. Rathbun​
You can experience God by seeing God in others without discrimination. It can be done when love dissolves fear.​
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Hands On​
by Mark C. Rathbun​
Here is what can happen when a brother decides to replace attack thoughts with love.​

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ILove2Lurk said:
My prediction #2 above from November 2019.
That didn't take long.

View attachment 2591​

Here are the intros* for three of Marty's last four postings on his now-dead blog: :whistle:

A Course In Miracles​
by Mark C. Rathbun​
A Course in Miracles (ACIM) is a worthwhile undertaking for anyone who feels angry more than they would like to, feels afraid, feels victimized, tends to blame and shame others and/or is inordinately inclined to attack. It is also great for those interested in spiritual transcendence. The author’s use of the Jesus construct frightens some off. It shouldn’t.​
​
What If God Was All Of Us?​
by Mark C. Rathbun​
You can experience God by seeing God in others without discrimination. It can be done when love dissolves fear.​
​
Hands On​
by Mark C. Rathbun​
Here is what can happen when a brother decides to replace attack thoughts with love.​

* fair use
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Okay, you've convinced me. You have OT powerz and can predict the future. I am not worthy! Will you be my guru?

I just have a couple of questions, please? :begging:

Will common sense ever become mandatory for earthlings?

Is the circle of life anything like the circle of spending and inflation? If so, can I get off it without dying?

How many babies did my white opossum have? Are any of them white?

and last but not least:
Why did Home Depot hire a freight company using an 18 wheeler to make a home delivery to me of 1 roll of cheap vinyl flooring when they can't drive with that truck on any roads within 5 miles of my home? How does that count as a home delivery? :confused:

Thanks, GuruLove2Lurk. :thankyou:
 
ILove2Lurk said:
My prediction #2 above from November 2019.
That didn't take long.

View attachment 2591​

Here are the intros* for three of Marty's last four postings on his now-dead blog: :whistle:

A Course In Miracles​
by Mark C. Rathbun​
A Course in Miracles (ACIM) is a worthwhile undertaking for anyone who feels angry more than they would like to, feels afraid, feels victimized, tends to blame and shame others and/or is inordinately inclined to attack. It is also great for those interested in spiritual transcendence. The author’s use of the Jesus construct frightens some off. It shouldn’t.​
​
What If God Was All Of Us?​
by Mark C. Rathbun​
You can experience God by seeing God in others without discrimination. It can be done when love dissolves fear.​
​
Hands On​
by Mark C. Rathbun​
Here is what can happen when a brother decides to replace attack thoughts with love.​

* fair use
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Holy-Hell! Is that for real? I had to pause and wonder if you are creating wildly implausible SATIRE--or if he really has got Jesus on his team now.

So, let's see---he's doing---what again?!

Offering a self-help technology to those
less fortunate and successful than himself?

Do you happen to know if he
offers correspondence courses?​

I wonder if Marty gives Jesus the praise and glory and credit for his success.

If so, I'm also going to retain Jesus to negotiate my hush money payoff from the cult.

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