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  1. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    .. . LOL LOL!! That was hilarious and...Inspiring! * Yes, that's the super-secret process on Operating Thetan Level I. You spent years or perhaps decades to go Clear and then---FINALLY---you are ready to become a real OT! You have patiently waited and saved and slaved and...
  2. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Great. You nailed it with this quoted portion: "And if they did have real doubts about the ability of the tech to deliver what was promised, they would risk F**king up their eternity if they shared those doubts with any others." The best part of that is that the terrified Scientolgists...
  3. HelluvaHoax!

    Another 'Ideal Mission' in California: Is Scientology on a roll?

    Looks good! Jubilant people pulling on a magical rope. . . To open a magical building. . . So that everyone can get magical powers. . . Magical powers that nobody ever attained before. . . But, let's not get ahead of ourselves, touching the magical rope is itself a huge OT win! .. ..
  4. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    .. discussion thread about Sacramento Ideal Mission . Yikes! Another "IDEAL MISSION" has opened up in Sacramento California! And beings (on this planet) are soaring up to the euphorically triumphant top of Ron's Tone Scale! HELPFUL PRO TIPS: 1. In Scientology, the word "IDEAL" is a...
  5. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . Here's another truly funky "TELL" on Hubbard's hyperbolic hoax. . . THE TELL: All of the Processing levels have an "Ability Gained". But not above OT VIII. Those are all "confidential" But OT I thru OT VIII are all super confidential levels and management still figured out how to state...
  6. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . PREPOSTEROUS PC PARADOX du jour Scientology endlessly promotes "TOTAL FREEDOM" as its result. That's what the cult charges people upwards of $600,000 for. But nowhere on L. Ron Hubbard's "Grade Chart" does it have a level at the top that shows the "ABILITY GAINED" is Total Freedom...
  7. HelluvaHoax!

    Tom Cruise, 63, and Ana de Armas, 37, 'split' after nine-month romance

    HOW TOM CRUISE BROKE UP WITH ANA DE ARMAS 1. Mr. Cruise delegated the cycle to one of his employees, wait until ANA is sleeping and he sneaks out of the house. Then the staff member is instructed to put a small yellow post-it note on the fridge shat says: "GET OUT!" 2. Tom delegated the 2nd...
  8. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    .. HOW THE HOAX OF SCIENTOLOGY COMPARES TO OTHER NEFARIOUS CON GAMES IN HISTORY . . . The "Money-Box" scheme was a confidence trick perpetrated by the notorious con artist Victor Lustig in the early 20th century. He became famous for this and other elaborate frauds, including "selling" the...
  9. HelluvaHoax!

    Scientology Technology includes *PUFFING"

    . . 1. "...no legal authority to oust Miscavige": TRUE 2. "...maybe this would create enough pressure on DM so he'd leave voluntarily or be forced out": NOT POSSIBLE (because of #3, below.) 3. "...all the individuals on the OT Committee....": The OT Committee has never done...
  10. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Yes! And there is another free bonus that was thrown in at no extra cost. "Source & Savior of all beings in the universe" also boasts cringey cult consonance! :hattip: ..
  11. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . FREAKY NO F/N FAILURE AT EXAMINER In this spoofy, goofed-the-floof parody—why doesn't L. Ron Hubbard appear to look much like L. Ron Hubbard? T REASON: Because I did a little experiment to see if ChatGPT is still restricted from creating graphics of "REAL PEOPLE" as they were...
  12. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    .. HOW THE HOAX OF SCIENTOLOGY COMPARES TO OTHER NEFARIOUS CON GAMES IN HISTORY . . . . . .
  13. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    .. . HOW THE HOAX OF SCIENTOLOGY COMPARES TO OTHER NEFARIOUS CON GAMES IN HISTORY . . . ...
  14. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . Scientology opens Silicon Valley 'Ideal Mission' — where it already has 'Ideal Org' .. WOW! ANOTHER "IDEAL" CHURCH HAS OPENED!!! The same Scientologists keep going to see the same mythologically superstitious rituals--where the tribe's GURUS and "MEDICINE MEN" cut a magical rope that...
  15. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    .. . * * * THE ORIGINAL OT VIII COURSE * * * 1970: Advanced Organization St.Hill (Parking Lot) Where Ron ran the original pilot for OT VIII, and the very first full OT VIII was produced on June 17th at precisely 13:59 pm. It was at that moment that Don Hubbard achieved the 'MEST MIRACLE'...
  16. HelluvaHoax!

    Remote viewing course

    If that Lottery tech really works, I am interested to help expand upon those successful actions. I would suggest that we start an applied philosophical religious science. We should then conduct a pervasively extensive crusade to offer people "TOTAL WEALTHDOM" and publish a book on how to win...
  17. HelluvaHoax!

    Remote viewing course

    just saw that post. . . and opened the spoiler. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol ..
  18. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    .. from another thread discussing Pricilla Presley's new book that includes some gushing praises of Hubbard's hoax— . . . . After all that she has read/heard about and personally witnessed of the criminal cult, she is still promoting Hubbard's hoax? Yikes! CONCLUSION: Useful IdiOT wiki...
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