TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

Type4_PTS said:
Something that just a few people know is that Hubbard authored a 47-volume set of books, a thousand pages each, entitled "A Brief History of My Greatness". Bridge Publications printed a proof copy prior to mass production, after which Hubbard suddenly realized he needed to prioritize his advanced research, heading to Target Two. David Miscavige told Bridge Pubs, "Hold off on distribution until Ron returns"

So I do have a copy of Volume 5, and LRH signed it just hours prior to his departure for his brother, and Don gave it to me many years ago.

The Central Marketing Unit at the INT Base had a strategy to turn it into a NY Times Bestseller, so they just decided to print the book with "National Bestseller" on it. :D







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That image of Hubbard looks like a cross between him and Miscavige especially in the eyes and brow.
 
Type4_PTS said:
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Wow, that is a miraculous discovery! Unless i am mistaken, you just posted (for the first time in 76 quadrillion years) an original UN-RETOUCHED photograph of Ron from a time before the formation of the physical universe when he discovered music! As everyone knows, Ron's street name at that time was "DJ-SINISTER".

He acquired that ultra-cool rapper name based on the etymological roots of the word "sinister" which is from the wholetrack Latin "Sinistra" which meant "unlucky or bad omen" from the term reading omens from the flight of birds, when birds appeared on the LEFT side. Naturally the word sinistra was then used to describe left-handed people who by association were deemed evil.

Congratulations, your photo of Ron the rapper is the earliest known photo of him, dating back to MINUS 3 BT ( i.e. 3 years "Before Time"). That's why if we compare your photo of Ron to much later photos from mere billions of years ago) one notes that your photo was not airbrushed, which is why Ron is revealed to have 2 LEFT ARMS! (see side by side comparison below):

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("Arp Cola") photo taken a few short moments
after the physical universe was created,
the point in time that Arp created music.


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Photo from before the physical universe existed when
Ron had 2 left arms and a right one too! At that time
his street name was DJ SINISTER.




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Type4_PTS said:
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That is a wonderfully captured moment from the archives of RTC ("Religious Tomato Center").

You are gratefully thanked for finally shining some well-deserved and overdue light on Minister Miscavige. His stellar OT achievements, research and discoveries are seldom acknowledged as EQUALLY (if not more) miraculously valuable as Hubbard's.

At this time I have unbelievably great breaking news just released from the MINISTRY OF MINISTER MISCAVIGE MARKETING!












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