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.. I guess Don must have done one of those quick-changes in the restaurant's phone booth after sending the signal out to his crew. . . The cult goons (staked out on the street) seeing an endless sea of don dopplegangers gave up, called it a day and reported back to Ron that Don gave them the...

I will mention one story about Don that goes wayyyy back in time. I met him once in NYC for a dinner. He was already years "on the run" at that point and I had no idea if he would come as himself or in one of his undercover disguises. He told me to meet him at the Russian Tea Room so i went...

Looks like Don is not currently on the site. He might have gone off-grid again to stay ahead of cult PIs who have been trying to track him since the early 70s when he somehow broke out of a heavily fortified chain locker. Once Don told me that he normally keeps 30-40 burner phones and many...

. That is a wonderfully captured moment from the archives of RTC ("Religious Tomato Center"). You are gratefully thanked for finally shining some well-deserved and overdue light on Minister Miscavige. His stellar OT achievements, research and discoveries are seldom acknowledged as EQUALLY (if...

.. Wow, that is a miraculous discovery! Unless i am mistaken, you just posted (for the first time in 76 quadrillion years) an original UN-RETOUCHED photograph of Ron from a time before the formation of the physical universe when he discovered music! As everyone knows, Ron's street name at...

I noticed that people are posting incredibly favorable reviews of that Modern Science of Gardening book over on Amazon. AMAZON BOOK REVIEW: (verified buyer) "Wow that is a super-theta book! At first I tried Ron's e-meter tech on an avocado tree in the back yard. But I was not getting any...

Okay, let's play this out. . . Guy sees advertisement... Guy notes that infinite magical powers can be purchased for : “…an astonishingly low £3.50" ($4.74) Over the next 30 years the guy doesn't get any magical powers. However, the guy still had a huge win, because he was able to...

It's understandable that in the 1960s Hubbard was anxious to cash in on viral trend of books that guaranteed "astonishing new scientific discoveries" that would give humans magical mind powers. For example, in 1960 the book "PSYCHO-CYBERNETICS" was released that claimed to release the...

Back in the 1960s (when sales of Dianetics tanked) Dr. Hubbard made a deal with the devil, in a desperate attempt to duplicitously dupe more dopes into becoming DELUSIONETICS donors. To wit, in his latest marketing scheme to become a beloved and bejeweled billionaire, Dr. Hubbard even agreed...

Humble thanks! However, humility aside, I am expecting a multi-tier bowling trophy for: "You may say I'm an S.P. But I'm not the only one-point-one." That falls under the surreal category of: THINGS I WISH I HAD WRITTEN (that I actually wrote) HEY! THERE ARE ONLY A COUPLE PEOPLE IN THE...

. . . . sending all the love and healing mojo i can muster! however for that donation i am minimally demanding a lapel pin HUGS BROTHER! .

So on point, so great! Thus, it is therefore confirmed that Scientologists are heavily encouraged to IMAGINE they are exterior. And, likewise, to IMAGINE that they have other god-like supernatural "OT" powers. And, finally, they are also subjected to extremely high pressure to IMAGINE that...

G O S H ! GEE-WHIZ! A perplexing and quite problematic pattern seems to be emerging. . . MARY SUE can't exteriorize. . . RON can't exteriorize. . . SCIENTOLOGY LEADER DAVID MISCAVIGE can't exteriorize. . . ALL SCIENTOLOGISTS WHO DONATED OVER $ 100,000,000 TO SCIENTOLOGY can't...

.. Apologies, I feel a rant coming on. If you don't read it I won't feel bad, because there could be something wayyyy better playing on TV. LOL WHAT IS THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO THAT WILL ENSURE SCIENTOLOGISTS VICIOUSLY FAIR GAME YOU UNTIL YOUR LIFE IS DESTROYED OR YOU ARE DEAD? This is...

* * * * * * ANNOUNCING * * * * * * An all new feature on the Stupid Thread! SCIENTOLOGISTS GIVE THEIR OT WINS ON NEW BOOKS AND RUNDOWNS RELEASED BY THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY OT SUCCESS STORY Wow, just wow! I just saw the new book "HOW TO SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE" by Ron. First of all it is...