The worst lies

[ILove2Lurk]

As per your request, I let ChatGPT know. This was the response:

Are you sh*ttin' me?!!

 

[Enthetan]

It's hard to say what the worst lie is and that's always going to be a matter of opinion, but for me one of the biggest ones was that the Tech existed in an eternal state of grace and couldn't be changed or improved upon in any way.

It comes down to his defining it as a “technology” (something that can produce consistent results by following a precise process).

If it was anything, auditing was an art (something which requires a practitioner’s experience, skill, and creativity to produce a result), which very occasionally made people feel better, if only in the attainment of a temporary euphoric state.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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The most harmful lie in Scientology might be "Scientology can handle that", driving far too many people to accept dubious "truths" and swallow their cognitive dissonance to continue "up the bridge", join staff, disassociate from life outside the curtain, spend fortunes, and disavow connections with loved ones, going on hoping that "the next level" would deliver on the promise.

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Paradoxically, 'Dr' Hubbard and'Minister' Miscavige DID DELIVER on the next promise of "Total Freedom".

Total Freedom from those two contemptibly creepy criminal con-men and their hideously hilarious hoax.

Anyone reading this has, by definition, already attained the "next level". This is it! Blowing the cult is echelons above OT VIII. It's Total Freedom from the freaky F/Ning fantasies, fanatically farcical fakery & foolishly flakey fraud that is scientology.

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[Enthetan]

It's never something wrong with Scientology, LRH, your senior, the orders, etc. The problem is always you.

You find it in Data Series “Why Finding”: the “Why” and “Who” are NEVER upstream, only down. It’s always about what juniors screwed up, never anyone senior to the evaluator.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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ChatGPT said some crazy-funny things. But this is my favorite from the above full post:

CHATGPT POSTED:​

Commissioned: 1 (imaginary) 18kt gold bowling trophy, inscribed:​

“TO HELLUVAHOAX! — For Outstanding Global Dissemination of Deceptive Cultic Bullshittery”

LOL!

KOAN DU JOUR
How come a mest machine can figure out that Scientology is
"Deceptive Cultic Bullshittery" but an all-knowing OT cannot?


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[Type4_PTS]

That was really hilarious....I'd swear there was a live human and skilled satirist/writer behind that. Holy hell, that was done by a computer. Is this another hoax where some creative-nerd-geniuses banded together to hoax the the world that there really is something called AI that can write parodies and spoofs professionally?

ANSWER: YES PLEASE I WOULD LOVE MY SATIRICAL CERTIFICATE OF A BOWLING TROPHY WITH GOLD-PLATED IMAGE. PREFERABLY 24kt GOLD LEAF.

 

[HelluvaHoax!]

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I just had an unprecedented OT WIN!

I am in my car at the moment. For the past 5 hours I have been driving around the block,
unable to find a parking space.

However, after circling the block over two-thousand times, I was stopped at a red traffic light
and glanced at my phone when the image of my trophy came thru.

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Within mere seconds I spotted a spot in space. A parking space!!!

This miracle is clearly a result of having seen the image of my incredibly theta trophy—
which depicts and validates me as a "Big Being"! So big in fact that I am able to hold the
entire planet in my MEST body's right hand!!!

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