Looking for auditing, favourably from open-minded squirrel

p0wer

New member
Years ago i received an auditing i wasnt supposed to receive, an auditor was auditing me on whatever i want, long story short he ended up auditing "please give me another purpose of .......", repeating this very question for hours.

The effect it has on me was incredible, felt like a transformation from a shaken and heavily chained mind to Superman himself within a few hours, no more social anxieties, no more PTSD, my energy level got so high even my sleeping time got significantly reduced, and i literally felt like i could bend space and time. Unfortunately it was fading away over the weeks (gone after 3 months), i was told it disappeared because its not the main thing that blocks me.
And even worse, the CS tied the auditor's hands when he learned about it, i didnt receive it anymore despite pressuring multiple times! I gave up and left.

I programmed my iPad to be my auditor, with which i had quite some revelations and EPs with all kinds of different topics but its not as effective as getting audited by a real person (maybe simply lack of focus when doing it alone who knows), so i was wondering if there is any chance if i could find someone open minded enough to audit me by skype..? i dont think i could find former Scientology auditors around here. Are there any groups or "squirrel organisations" i could approach? And do i have to be worried members of the crazy "squirrel busters" will approach me disguised as squirrels?

Highly appreciate any help or advice.

Thanks
 
Last edited:
Dear p0wer,

I've received some excellent auditing from Heidrun Beer, whom I have called "the world's best auditor". Now obviously, I haven't gotten auditing from every single FZ auditor our there, but she is definitely a winner.

It was a Dianetics program, a level that I (until recently) never got enough of. Best of all, SHE let ME choose the items to run -- I gave her a long list of items I had attention on, and when that was done, I gave her ANOTHER long list of items. I made a LOT of major and stable gains.

She audits over the internet, using Skype or Zoom. You can contact her at [email protected] (that might be out-of-date, but try it anyway).

Helena
 
I can do it.
But, unfortunately, my hourly rate is out of reach for 99.99% of the inhabitants of this planet.
 
Years ago i received an auditing i wasnt supposed to receive, an auditor was auditing me on whatever i want, long story short he ended up auditing "please give me another purpose of .......", repeating this very question for hours.

The effect it has on me was incredible, felt like a transformation from a shaken and heavily chained mind to Superman himself within a few hours, no more social anxieties, no more PTSD, my energy level got so high even my sleeping time got significantly reduced, and i literally felt like i could bend space and time. Unfortunately it was fading away over the weeks (gone after 3 months), i was told it disappeared because its not the main thing that blocks me.
And even worse, the CS tied the auditor's hands when he learned about it, i didnt receive it anymore despite pressuring multiple times! I gave up and left.

I programmed my iPad to be my auditor, with which i had quite some revelations and EPs with all kinds of different topics but its not as effective as getting audited by a real person (maybe simply lack of focus when doing it alone who knows), so i was wondering if there is any chance if i could find someone open minded enough to audit me by skype..? i dont think i could find former Scientology auditors around here. Are there any groups or "squirrel organisations" i could approach? And do i have to be worried members of the crazy "squirrel busters" will approach me disguised as squirrels?

Highly appreciate any help or advice.

Thanks
Haven't you been punished enough yet?
 
I can do it.
But, unfortunately, my hourly rate is out of reach for 99.99% of the inhabitants of this planet.
Keeping the exchange in, VWD! :thumbsup:
 
Years ago i received an auditing i wasnt supposed to receive, an auditor was auditing me on whatever i want, long story short he ended up auditing "please give me another purpose of .......", repeating this very question for hours.

The effect it has on me was incredible, felt like a transformation from a shaken and heavily chained mind to Superman himself within a few hours, no more social anxieties, no more PTSD, my energy level got so high even my sleeping time got significantly reduced, and i literally felt like i could bend space and time. Unfortunately it was fading away over the weeks (gone after 3 months), i was told it disappeared because its not the main thing that blocks me.
And even worse, the CS tied the auditor's hands when he learned about it, i didnt receive it anymore despite pressuring multiple times! I gave up and left.

I programmed my iPad to be my auditor, with which i had quite some revelations and EPs with all kinds of different topics but its not as effective as getting audited by a real person (maybe simply lack of focus when doing it alone who knows), so i was wondering if there is any chance if i could find someone open minded enough to audit me by skype..? i dont think i could find former Scientology auditors around here. Are there any groups or "squirrel organisations" i could approach? And do i have to be worried members of the crazy "squirrel busters" will approach me disguised as squirrels?

Highly appreciate any help or advice.

Thanks

What is the process on which you were being audited?

"Please give me another purpose of..."

Does that ring any bells for anyone?
 
The effect it has on me was incredible, felt like a transformation from a shaken and heavily chained mind to Superman himself within a few hours, no more social anxieties, no more PTSD, my energy level got so high even my sleeping time got significantly reduced, and i literally felt like i could bend space and time. Unfortunately it was fading away over the weeks (gone after 3 months), i was told it disappeared because its not the main thing that blocks me.

that sounds it could well have been something like a cathartic release experience -- which are well-known to be short-lived, and to seem powerful and life-changing and yet often not to produce much if any long-term results. it's similar to what happens to people at Lourdes or a tent revival who have an experience leaving them full of adrenaline and dropping their crutches, only to find later they weren't really healed.

unfortunately a lot of auditors are doing things they may not fully understand as they are in a pseudo-profession that generally rejects even the clearest and most basic of modern research findings (such as how therapists can unintentionally lead or even plant false memories in clients), so i would suggest not necessarily trusting what you were told.

and auditing and processing can also push people into mental breakdowns such as psychotic breaks -- which is why they had to develop things like the Introspection Rundown AKA 'baby watch'.

so i would suggest being very careful about who you pick, and what you expect. interviewing several people and asking them what they think about your experience and how to follow on to it, might be a good strategy.
 
Last edited:
Years ago i received an auditing i wasnt supposed to receive, an auditor was auditing me on whatever i want, long story short he ended up auditing "please give me another purpose of .......", repeating this very question for hours.

--snip--
I've been trying, without success, to understand this process. Could you give me an example of a complete question and a response (perhaps something made up)?

Helena
 
that sounds it could well have been something like a cathartic release experience -- which are well-known to be short-lived, and to seem powerful and life-changing and yet often not to produce much if any long-term results. it's similar to what happens to people at Lourdes or a tent who have an experience leaving them full of adrenaline and dropping their crutches, only to find later they weren't really healed.

unfortunately a lot of auditors are doing things they may not fully understand as they are in a pseudo-profession that generally rejects even the clearest and most basic of modern research findings (such as how therapists can unintentionally lead or even plant false memories in clients), so i would suggest not necessarily trusting what you were told.

and auditing and processing can also push people into mental breakdowns such as psychotic breaks -- which is why they had to develop things like the Introspection Rundown AKA 'baby watch'.

so i would suggest being very careful about who you pick, and what you expect. interviewing several people and asking them what they think about your experience and how to follow on to it, might be a good strategy.

Interesting, thanks a lot for your message! Will do that
 
I've been trying, without success, to understand this process. Could you give me an example of a complete question and a response (perhaps something made up)?

Helena

The phrase was "Please give me another purpose for having lesss energy", and i was corrected if the answer wasn't really about purpose but rather a reason for example. Hours went by and i was confused how this should possibly help, then after few hours events started to appear and release, and had a profound EP.
 
Last edited:
It's been a dream of mine to do auditing by computer. People tell me it can't possibly be done, but I think it could be someday.

I don't suppose you've ever heard of Eliza?

Helena

I use iPad's voice control. Always when i say words like next/maybe/continue/repeat, it will replay the video, playing a person who says the phrase.

For today's artificial intelligence it would be easy to become a top 1% auditor, but would need quite some experts (AI and auditing experts) and lots of data to train the model.

Never heard of Eliza, whats that about?
 
Last edited:
Back
Top