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  1. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    I think they got Kamala Harris to write the copy and drill this bunch. I'd say the 2nd person wins the Kamala cackling prize.
  2. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    They're missing the guy sitting in the chair
  3. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    I didn't expect to be in present time, but I realized some things about drugs and now I have this snazzy certificate that really makes me smile. I must say, that is a very stupidly lame success story. Kinda lacks any glow. Now here is some real stellar successing
  4. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Welcoming 4.4 million new people? I suppose, if you count all the people that a body router sees on the street and smiles at
  5. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    That reminds me of when I did the Comm Course for the very 1st (well only) time. There was a guy with me on course that I was chatting with after course. He told me that he had robbed a bank and bought auditing with the money he stole. Given the ease with which he filled me in on his deed I...
  6. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    I tried to search for that image without luck. I did however find one I had not seen before, proving that Ron really was a scientist!
  7. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    After Ron died they decided to make each person signing up for service sign a contract that guaranteed that they understood that there were NO guarantees or claims for effectiveness of the services they were buying.
  8. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    I have the inside skinny, right from the horse's mouth on this "magic" number. While in telepathic comm with Ron I asked him for you and this is the answer: "Oh that! Ha haha hahah! (Huge grin too) Well you see, I was bored one day up at the ranch in Creston and I thought, "hmm, I wonder how...
  9. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    You forgot the T-shirts and polo shirts. For only $40,000 you too could have a nice patron polo shirt. Note to slackers: the cost is now $50,000, you snooze you lose. :p
  10. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    After being involved with Scn for a while you realize there's all sorts of crazy going on. Somehow it never seems to register that the group that is going to create a world without insanity is not very likely to get anywhere given its utterly insane behavior. A good scilon sees the crazy and...
  11. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Wait whut? That would be: Modern Science of Mental Health I think modern needs to be subtracted as well.
  12. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Somehow I doubt the scilons that came up with that stupid event idea were copying Elon. They just wanted to fundraise a ludicrous amount of cash. Joke's on the marks that dress up like idiots. Scientology is about as anti-woke as it is possible to be, but on the other hand it is as ludicrously...
  13. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Definition of ludicrous 1: amusing or laughable through obvious absurdity, incongruity, exaggeration, or eccentricity 2: meriting derisive laughter or scorn as absurdly inept, false, or foolish I have a feeling they failed to FULLY clear their word.
  14. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    This has to rank someplace in the annals of stupid. Pull off the "Ideal ludicrous game"? OMG! That is seriously STUPID! How ludicrous is that? I wonder how many scilons are dreaming about their ideal status? Wow, now that is a ludicrous buy now. This promo is totally ludicrous (on this...
  15. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    What I want to know is what the dude on the right had for lunch? Emitting such a solid stream of gas from his ass is something to see his doctor about.
  16. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    No, no, no; this is clearly a transcriptionist error. It should read 7,750 done! There was a proposed 2nd line which was 2,250 to go! But that didn't get past DM. He was so outraged at the 2,250 part that the copywriter's TRs went out and he messed up the 1st line. He's now in the RPF's RPF for...
  17. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    I'll offer my expert analysis of the depiction: The painting on the wall is inhabited by a BT which is mocking up a picture of the boy in the photo which is causing energy flows to manifest from the photo and flower via telepathic influence on the sitting girl resulting in a theta perceptic...
  18. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Not creepy at all <sarc>. How weird that I accepted it very early on as no big deal.
  19. PirateAndBum

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Billy, I happy to R-factor you that you've been TIP'd for flight school on DC-8's! Please see the reg to get fully paid.
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