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  1. HelluvaHoax!

    The cringey, corrupt & criminally conniving cult could have been catastrophically worse if this had happened. . .

    . Whenever bemoaning how tragically terrible the aggressively avaricious the cult of scientology has been the past 75 years, there is instant relief available—by simply realizing how much worse it could have been. Scientology would have been infinitely worse if: IF L. RON HUBBARD OR ANY...
  2. HelluvaHoax!

    BEYOND "DEBUNKING": Pre-bunkiing cults' and other hustlers' claims of "advanced technology".

    . Once upon a time, "due diligence" was done by visiting an old school LIBRARY and reading books or magazine articles. Much later, GOOGLE came into being and it was a revelation. However, countless echelons above the previous two methods of not getting scammed is ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE>...
  3. HelluvaHoax!

    HOW SCIENTOLOGISTS DO "COVERT" DISSEMINATION (but like for sure it's like totally not 1.1 on the tone scale!)

    . I am demanding a JUMBO COURAGE MEDALLION like Tom Cruise. Because I sacrificed 10 minutes of my life to watch part of the unwatchable 63 minute video below. When I first bumped into it I noticed that it was "Tampa Brad", the freaky Grant Cardone wannabe who has previously hosted a whole...
  4. HelluvaHoax!

    Who would win in the MIRACLE OLYMPICS——Ron or Jesus?

    .. I'd love to see a miracle! Seriously, the prospects of witnessing a supernatural event or someone demonstrating magical powers is perhaps the main driving force that thoroughly seduced me as a young teenager to dive headfirst into Scientology. Hubbard literally avalanched a virtual river...
  5. HelluvaHoax!

    Scientology's not the only deranged CULT with pathologically lying, grinning celebrity predators. . .

    There are countless parallels to the cult of Scientology that rather dramatically showcase the history of misanthropic criminals and sociopathic sadists taking refuge behind "their religion". You can open up the newspaper or internet every day and find plenty of examples. Let's see what's in...
  6. HelluvaHoax!

    Hubbard's definition of "GOD" sucks...anybody got a better one?

    From an official Scientology website: "In Scientology, the concept of God is expressed as the Eighth Dynamic—the urge toward existence as infinity. This is also identified as the Supreme Being. As the Eighth Dynamic, the Scientology concept of God rests at the very apex of universal survival."...
  7. HelluvaHoax!

    just when i thought i was totally burned out on scn videos....they pulled me back in!!!

    .. I don't think anyone has posted this video yet. It's PART I of a video about the supreme OT sea org executive Jenny Linson, Miscavige's attack bitch. The stories are told by the superbly charming, funny, knowledgeable and lovable Mark & Claire Headley. They are lovely to spend time...
  8. HelluvaHoax!

    THIS IS THE R-FACTOR THAT SCIENTOLOGY CELEBS ARE MISSING

    .. THIS IS THE R-FACTOR THAT SCIENTOLOGY CELEBS ARE MISSING. NOT AN R-FACTOR THEY NEED TO BE GIVEN. NO. AN R-FACTOR THEY NEED TO GIVE TO THEIR FAVORITE CULT, WHEN THEY ARE ORDERED TO LIE, SHILL & FAIR GAME OTHERS ON BEHALF OF THE FRAUDULENT HOAX. UNTIL SCIENTOLOGY'S SECTOR-SALVAGING CELEBS...
  9. HelluvaHoax!

    THE CULT OF OT (...and other equally entertaining "total certainty" cults)

    . One of the greatest things about the internet never gets the recognition and profound gratitude it deserves. Throughout history, everyone kind of knew at some level that there are wacky people that exist their culture somewhere and also in other nations. Before the internet, nobody really...
  10. HelluvaHoax!

    "BOMBSHELL SCIENTOLOGY DOCUMENT - Fake Hubbard Recordings, Ordered by Miscavige"

    . . This one really is a bombshell. Thanks Amy! Minister Miscavige, as it turns out, is an out-KSW squirrel, producing counterfeit L. Ron Hubbard scripture! LIARS & SPs & CULT(ural) Appropriation, oh my! ...
  11. HelluvaHoax!

    SCIENTOLOGY MOVIE - and Tom Cruise does not show up in the 3rd act and save the world.

    .. This thread is a cold-blooded and factual account of the cult's third and final act of the world's longest running science fiction movie. After 73 years of pathological lying and rapacious fraud and sociopathically vicious attacks on innocent people--the cult is "melting" just like the...
  12. HelluvaHoax!

    Danny Masterson's SP Declare should be coming soon, right?

    . Now that Masterson has been found guilty of serial rapes and with his sentencing less than a month away (scheduled for August 4), the honest, honorable and humanitarian church of Scientology should be releasing that SP Declare any day now. No? They probably didn't want to Declare him SP...
  13. HelluvaHoax!

    How large is the radioactive radius of the atomic Masterson bomb?

    . Danny Masterson was standing at ground zero (the "hypocenter") when his nuclear crime wave detonated on himself. However, deadly poisonous radiation spreads out to great distances from the blast, so there are others that should be trembling in their boots that their obstruction of justice...
  14. HelluvaHoax!

    CULT'S CELEBRITY ATTRITION RATE IS ATROCIOUS

    . Now that Danny Masterson's shocking serial rape meltdown has dramatically devastated Scientology's already-plummeting public relations image, who is really left in the "elite" category of entertainment stars? Kirstie's gone. Lisa Marie Presley is gone. Jason Lee is gone. Laura Prepon is...
  15. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP 100 THINGS SCIENTOLOGISTS SAY/THINK TO EXPLAIN WHY OT DANNY MASTERSON WENT TO PRISON

    .. It would be a gold mine of hilarity to actually hear Scientologists talking to each other (and to themselves) in their special cult lingo to justify why the super-upstat OT celebrity Masterson was indicted, tried, convicted and sentenced to spend 30 years to life in a prison. Sure it's a...
  16. HelluvaHoax!

    WHO SHOULD TAKE OVER THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY?

    . In the event of COB's incapacity, death or disappearance, who would be the best being to take the reins of control at cult central? I guess the qualifier "best" could mean two completely opposite things. Hey, this is Scientology, so everything has "equal and opposite" definitions! "Best...
  17. HelluvaHoax!

    When Scientologists talk about "LRH" who are they talking about?

    .. This thread is a celebration of the dawn of GAT. The Golden Age Of Trolling. 2023 marks ESMB's third wave of trolling from Riddick. 1st WAVE: Mainly consisted of endless repetition of sentences that announced his discovery that Scientology did not produce any Clears or OTs. The...
  18. HelluvaHoax!

    Wonder how big of a check the cult would have to write to make the Masterson meltdown go away?

    . The Masterson case is going very, very, very badly. Even before the first witness testifies some of the worst public PR meltdowns are happening across worldwide media. The latest shockers have the two mayoral candidates and defense attorneys providing many tens of millions of dollars of...
  19. HelluvaHoax!

    The greatest 3-WORD-REVIEW ever of Scientology public relations tech

    . Here is a current interview of Flag's "Public Relations Director". It would be far too cringey to listen to by itself, but luckily Aaron Smith-Levin breaks down all the crazy stuff and makes it a fun watch. For those who can't bear to sit thru 90 minutes of cult spin, I'll put a spoiler down...
  20. HelluvaHoax!

    HOW FANATICAL RELIGIOUS & POLITICAL CULTS GAIN POWER OVER PEOPLE

    . This is not a religious post. This is not a political post. This is not a covid post. It's not republican or democratic. No political "side" or candidate is being endorsed nor attacked. It may however offer a common sense approach to understanding why and how vicious religious/political...
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