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. The first completions just attested to the COTL Rundown with glowing VVGIs and magnificently miraculous OT WiNS! We are honored here today to preview the very first graduate, Billy Blowdown--and we will preview just one part of his 27 page win which will appear in it's full unedited...

.. .. Re-posted from another thread where the board member Type4_PTS discovered some new promotional posters selling new and exciting OT levels guaranteeing genuine superpowers and miracles every day. ...

. There was a period of time when the number of PARKING MIRACLES went into screaming affluence in Advance! magazine. However, then the number of PARKING MIRACLES crashed and Ron ordered an "eval" to determine the "why" that the stat collapsed. After 13 months of study, the why was eventually...

Scientology makes a lot of sense. You spend a million dollars and 3-4 decades on fake technology that does not result in godlike powers. Nothing happens. Then, when a normal person would normally just walk away from the loss-filled hoax, a true scientologist doesn't leave, for a good...

hilllllarious! On the serious side, I believe that you must have attained an OT level above OT XV!!! Ron states (not merely writes) that above OT XV the being operates with NO MEST (i.e. without the need for any MEST. Ergo, you proved that by utilizing your OT powers to find a parking space...

lol lol lol Well, hopefully someone validated his 4 foot "trailer" and additionally r-factored that being about Ron's "AFFLUENCE FORMULA"; so that (if applied) he could one day reach the advanced level of POWER OTT (Power Operating Toiletpaper Trail). :) ..

As far as I am concerned, Operating Thetan (as described by Ron Hubbard) is two-words he discovered would convince beings on this planet to pay him hundreds of millions of dollars as well as sign one-billion year contracts to promote those two magical words to gullible wealthy people. (I am...

Thank you for sharing your OT parking win! After I attested to OT VIII, I was incredibly excited to test out my ability to be "...total subjective and objective cause over matter, energy, space and time", per the Grade Chart at that time. I planned to go to the busiest downtown area of the...

. LOL That "OSATRACKER" is a riot! Perhaps even more hilarious is the reference to "pulled pork sandwiches" - - which mercilessly mocks the pretentious pathos of planetary clearing with brutal bathos. As such, a 24K gold "POWER J&D" lapel pin has been shipped to your home in Sweden. ..

Jeez! So...are you are saying that Ron's "Bridge to Total Freedom" and 76 years of promoting to the world that "total freedom" is only possible by attaining the miraculous states of OT is fake? Wouldn't that therefore make scientology a hell of a hoax? Or....are you (alternately) saying that...

Of course I did not think you were mocking OTs. Perhaps what I wrote was not well articulated, because I was referring to the fact that Aaron "goofed-the-floof" when he blocked the scientologists from closing the door by means of his squirrel "foot-bullet" technology. The part about "...it's...

Interesting... In courts the final adjudication often comes down to very arcane and specialized statutes...that one would never expect or even think of. i'll just make up this example: What if the judge's final verdict hinges on the fact that Aaron's foot in the door might or might not be...

. I have a simple question. . . If Scientology Clears and OTs are the only people on this planet who don't have a reactive mind, why do they literally get "restimulated" and RUN AWAY when they see someone approaching them with a video camera? Isn't the very first thing Scientologists...

. I am an optimist. I think that this SPEED-RUNNING thing could turn into something great for the Church of Scientology. To wit, instead of resisting it they could "contribute to the motion" of people who are speed-running. Church staff should welcome them into the building and sell them one...

... Wow, these "runners" flying into orgs are getting hundreds of millions of VIEWS on YouTube! The orgs are getting more dissemination exposure (quantity) now to the general public than anything that has ever happened in Scientology's entire 76 years! I don't recall if this has been posted...

LOL LOL LOL !!! Hilarious!!! ...

Yeah, Aaron might need to dial it back a bit on his door-entry technology. . . Unless he is innocent and was simply auditioning for the starring role in an upcoming movie named "THE TROLLING". ..

LOL !! Yes, i got that post done just moments before 2pm. However, because I had not marked my graph before 2pm I was assigned a condition of ENEMY for "...intentionally attempting to sabotage Ron's planetary clearing program by failing to apply standard graph-marking technology--thereby...

... MORE DIANETIC DOPPLEGANGERS. . . Ron's blessed face and red hair are often famously featured on cult of Scientology promotional magazine covers and literature. These kind of "Advanced Marketing" techniques literally prove that Ron is the "SOURCE" of all knowledge and wisdom and tech on...

. Now that we have established that L. Ron Hubbard was the planet's first influencer, Scientologists are beginning to discover that they can rather easily get "wogs" (non scientologists) onto Ron's "BRIDGE TO TOTAL FREEDOM" and make them lifelong Scientologists! They win converts by using...