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  1. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    NOMINATED FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION AS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST MOMENTS IN THE HISTORY OF SCIENTOLOGY The moment that L. Ron Hubbard thought it would be a good idea to dress up his cult members in fake military costumes . . . WHY RON WHY? ANSWER: Because the most truthful thing about the COS...
  2. HelluvaHoax!

    Deep Dive Aaron's Attacker . . . Massive Breakthrough?

    Fog of War is undoubtedly one of the greatest and densely compacted—yet profoundly meaningful expressions in the English language. Of all industries and enterprises in the world, the MILITARY has the greatest expressions, perhaps because they are borne out of unbearable life-and-death...
  3. HelluvaHoax!

    Deep Dive Aaron's Attacker . . . Massive Breakthrough?

    . For those of you looking to handle and reverse your downtrending student points graph, you can clear, write an essay on, star-rate and clay demo this definition. dog's breakfast -noun: an informal British and Commonwealth idiom that means a complete mess, a disorganized shambles, or...
  4. HelluvaHoax!

    Deep Dive Aaron's Attacker . . . Massive Breakthrough?

    I asked ChatGPT for any credible reports on the dog incident. . . CHATGPT RESPONDED: I could not find any reliable mainstream news report specifically about a Black man named “Patrick Perry” being arrested in the last few days over a dog-stabbing incident in Los Angeles or Hollywood. What I...
  5. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    It's no joke! I subscribed to that special introductory offer which is only $19.95 a month...and since then my trophy has not had one single instance of an SB (Squatter Being) camping out inside my trophy and stealing my status! I encourage everyone to get in on this amazing deal before the...
  6. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    So...about that little four-letter red word above— That's what Scientologists refer to as "KNOWINGNESS". TRUTH REVEALED: Who knew?! Hubbard and his cult members all have a maniacally monstrous MU. In Hubbard's cult, the true definition of the word "knowingness" is the same as the definition...
  7. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . LOL! Whoa, your power-trending posts and last two (2) trophy graphics are killin' it! Slight problem. I did not instantly recognize the bearded guy (without his signature blue bucket hat). LOL. However (after 2 seconds of MEST time on this planet) I loved my 'delayed reaction' and sudden...
  8. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    .. . Wow, cool! There are actually miracles in Scientology. . . For example, people spending a million dollars or more on attaining non-existent supernatural god-like powers. That's only one fraction of the miracle. The even bigger miracle is that after spending fortunes and wasting...
  9. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . Well....."somebody had to take the plunge". ...
  10. HelluvaHoax!

    Memorial Day 2026: Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard’s bogus war injuries

    . verbatim quote lifted from the article above ... "Hubbard recorded in his private papers that he had caught gonorrhea from a “very loose” girl named Ginger" In sharp contrast, while connected to a fully charged e-meter, Hubbard scientifically confirmed that even while he was having...
  11. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    LOL LOL LOL That prayerful PC (Prostrated Clear) is so hilarious!!!! * Prostration refers to the act of lying face-down on the ground to show submission, worship and profoundly selfless reverence. FREE BONUS PARADOX: While members of Hubbard's cult believe themselves to be "going up the...
  12. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    In the cult's evolution, the next stage would assuredly be printing their own currency. . .featuring that exact sacred image (above) of the cult's preposterous pecuniary priest (Money Minister Miscavige) above an ornate font spelling out: IN COB WE TRUST [ if anyone wants to do an AI mock up...
  13. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . posted by Type4_PTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .LOL That trophy's genuflecting-guy-on-his-knees cracked me up! Alternate embossing. . . PATRON PROPITIATUM PATHETICUS When senior cult executives see any...
  14. HelluvaHoax!

    The “Church of Simpology” is Scientology’s New Name: David Miscavige Follows the LDS in Rebranding. Scientologists are now “Simpologists”

    . LOL That trophy's genuflecting-guy-on-his-knees cracked me up! Alternate embossing. . . PATRON PROPITIATUM PATHETICUS ..
  15. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    . . You had me at "decades of...cash-fanning for COB". In the new and improved Church Of Simpology there are many technical upgrades, including new entries into the cult's dictionary, such as: F/N -noun: Fanning Numismaticness. The degree and impressive quantity of currency that can be...
  16. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    Cosmic Irony! The imposter VOLUNTEER MINISTER (above photo) is the one putting an end to suffering and evil in this world. And, the genuine cult VOLUNTEER MINISTERS are the ones causing evil, chaos and suffering in this world. Maybe it's more than mere irony. It's actually a full-blown...
  17. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    LOL LOL LOL! I saw that and laughed so hard. . . Then suddenly i realized that I am line charging and blowing charge, so i am now driving to the org to get an exam. ..
  18. HelluvaHoax!

    TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

    ... .. That was so hilarious that I fell out of my assigned seating! ........................................................................................ .......................................:roflmao...
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