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Karen#1

Well-known member

EXCERPT from blog:
Oh woohoo, they’re fundraising in the Valley again!

This is what the person who sent this to me commented — it sums things up perfectly:

Oh, joy, these two again.



Hi everybody, we really could give two fucks that you’re unemployed, on the edge of bankruptcy, 62 with no savings, have a family member struggling with cancer, risk your health by working when you aren’t sanctioned to do so, haven’t made a house payment in the last month, etc. Planetary bullbait, you’re a PTS POS if you don’t help the IAS with it’s many helpful (BS alert) projects. Which we never disclose in any way to the donors.
 

stratty

Inveterate gnashnab & snoutband
Oh, joy, these two again.



Hi everybody, we really could not give two fucks that you’re unemployed, on the edge of bankruptcy, 62 with no savings, have a family member struggling with cancer, risk your health by working when you aren’t sanctioned to do so, haven’t made a house payment in the last month, etc.
FIFY (Not you Karen) Duh!
 

Karakorum

The most just, the most merciful, the most ethical
Another mess in the valley.

Just because :p
 

HelluvaHoax!

Well-known member
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That fundraising letter Mike R. posted is cringey & revealing. And Mike's comments about it are zen short and priceless, well worth looking at!




"Please hit us back, we may have become a little gangsta', and let us know you can attend."

MEANING: Why is anything "gangsta'? That makes no sense, because it's a Scientology joke. It's not humorous, right? That's because standard Scientology jokes have non-funny and non-sequitur punchlines. Joking is heavily frowned upon in Scientology, so Scientologists have virtually no practice at making people laugh.

THEY WHY DO THEY TELL JOKES? Because the donation rackets (IAS, IDEAL ORG, WTH, etc) all have the "successful action" to be INSOUCIANT and SPIRIT OF PLAY (2 Scientology concepts). Scientology fundraising seems to work better when people believe they are having fun, rather than being defrauded into bankruptcy. Thus, the people trying to pack fund-raising events know they are supposed to be humorous. This conflicts with 99% of their other cult indoctrination which trains them to salute Ron's photo when listening to his words that ".....Scientology is a deadly serious activity". Therefore, the "deadly serious" mandate contradicts the "have fun" mandate. You mix both of those conflicting orders with someone who has never told a Scientology joke and you get this mash-up of old geezers trying to please everyone. The good news is that the CULT-GRINGEY-MOMENTS graph remains in continuous power.

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PirateAndBum

Administrator
Staff member
The IAS is funding Jack Shit. And for sure it is in no way at all addressing the current scene happening in the world. It might be funding some Jack Daniels for DM, that's about it.
 

HelluvaHoax!

Well-known member
The IAS is funding Jack Shit. And for sure it is in no way at all addressing the current scene happening in the world. It might be funding some Jack Daniels for DM, that's about it.

Who is Jack? Is he a senior management terminal? It appears that the IAS is funding him, so we should probably investigate the guy.

:)
 
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