HelluvaHoax!
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MORE F/Ning FACTS & FAQS:
MORE F/Ning FACTS & FAQS:
QUESTION: If a Scientologist who didn't get what they paid for becomes a "dissatisfied customer" (in "conflict" with the church, tech and/or policies) and the church does not use the "THIRD PARTY TECH" to resolve it, do they at least use the TR IV TECH to handle the disgruntled customer's complaint (i.e. handle their "origination")?
ANSWER: No. Scientology doesn't use TR IV, they only sell that advanced technology to others.
QUESTION: Instead of creating another mortal enemy, wouldn't it be better to just listen to the customer and understand them and then try to fix went wrong?
ANSWER: No. Because that is the wog tech used by wog Customer Service to handle wog complaints.
QUESTION: Wait, you didn't explain why you can't use your TR-0 to "listen" and your "TR-IV" to really understand people. What's up with that?
ANSWER: Our organization analyzed this issue in the 1950s and we made a huge discovery--that it's not viable to listen to ARC broken customers who didn't get what we promised them and try to make them happy. Because this could result in a refund, which Ron stated (not said) is a "criminally suppressive act". Logically, since we are the world's most ethical people, as much as we would LOVE to make customers happy, we are understandably reluctant to commit unethical crimes.
QUESTION: So then, are you actually saying that your solution is to just leave & litter bitterly unhappy customers all over the entire globe?
ANSWER: No, we would never do that. Once the planet is Clear, we will magnanimously go back and salvage all those miserable customers who tried to fuck us over by falsely claiming that our happiness-producing tech doesn't work.
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