Are you there at Target 2?
Somebody get this POS telex machine to work!!!!!
Can you hear me now?
Did you hear what I said about sending me money?
Transmitted from Target II by L. Ron Hubbard
Hello again This is NOT OKAY !!!
.......Your idea about L. Ron Hubbard sending money to you is unfortunately off policy. My research breakthrough on the
184 trillion year old ORG BOARD revealed the universal axiom that finance must always travels UP the command channel,
never downward towards small beings. However, I have great news for you! In exchange for your meaningless mest tokens
that you homo sapiens call "money", I will give you the priceless gift of immortality. Amortized over eternity, this will only
cost you less than one penny per century! ...ML, Ron