TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY (PART V)

HelluvaHoax!

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Despite his disturbingly decrepit dental condition, Dr. Hubbard discovered advanced technology in the field of caring for one's teeth!

This medical breakthrough was released in the booklet "THE WAY TO HAPPINESS":







Later on in his life--and based on his personal experience--Ron was forced to edit and re-issue his dental breakthrough as follows:

1-3. Preserve your tooth.
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HelluvaHoax!

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Cross-posted from another thread discussing whether
"exteriorization" and "remote viewing" are real and
if so—why nobody can demonstrate either.
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Dotey OT said:
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its possible that people that can do it do not feel the need to prove it
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I may have mentioned before that I once undertook a major research project on that very subject--why people with paranormal abilities were so reluctant to demonstrate them.

The results of the study were quite surprising as it revealed an OT phenomena that appears to have been overlooked in scientific publications.

[excerpt from abstract]
"The incidence of paranormal events amongst OTs is far more common than generally
acknowledged or reported. However, publicly accessible demonstrations of such
anomalous events have not (to date) been captured and published on authenticated
film or video. An in-depth analysis of 171 reported cases of telekinesis determined
that each of the subjects had successfully completed one or more Scientology
"Advanced Levels". Upon further inspection, it was noted that each of the
reporting parties performed such feats in venues unattended by observers and/or
without audiovisual media recording devices. Upon more detailed analysis, all 171
parties were verified as "OTs"— however only OT on the 1st dynamic. Consequently,
when any other person entered the room to observe the paranormal event, the
psychokinesis ceased since two or more parties constituted a 3rd dynamic."
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HelluvaHoax!

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THE SECRET OF SCIENTOLOGY'S ADVANCED UPPER LEVELS







Wait! Isn't that the same as this?




[ verbatim copy from online Amazon promo ]
"Pilot fighter ships, charter new planets, and explore new planet systems
with the Thrustmaster T16000M FCS Space Sim Duo Stick. Its Ambidextrous
design offers versatility and magnetic sensors on the stick provide precision
control to help you maneuver with ease even in Virtual Reality games"
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guanoloco

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THE SECRET OF SCIENTOLOGY'S ADVANCED UPPER LEVELS







Wait! Isn't that the same as this?




Pilot fighter ships, charter new planets, and explore new planet systems
with the Thrustmaster T16000M FCS Space Sim Duo Stick. Its Ambidextrous
design offers versatility and magnetic sensors on the stick provide precision
control to help you
maneuver with ease even in Virtual Reality games.







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Scientology and socialism are too funny.

They're this super-duper high tech magic system that is just the wang fang dooey of total greatness.

But, man, are they delicate. Just a single word from an SP and all that Scientology training and auditing goes out the window and you're left spinning and crashing and all caved-in.

And socialism...man...if this isn't done just right - which hasn't happened yet as in...you know...show me a fucking Clear...just one - then boy does it ever go off the rails.

Hundreds of millions dead!!

Antifa flip off.jpg


...but none of that was real socialism. Venezuela was heralded by the leftist world as a wonder of the globe and then BOOM!

It reminds me of these Scientology big wig high ups at Int with decades involved all over the group and suddenly being outed as WHOOPS!! an SP the whole time!!

The Science of Knowing How to Know being the ONLY one who can detect and spot and handle an SP can't know about, detect, spot or handle an SP!!

All that they can do is DECLARE and banish - which oddly comes about after the SP has quit and fled the scene.
 

HelluvaHoax!

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There seems to be a small problem with
Scientology's guarantee (bottom left)




On closer inspection, it actually
is a much bigger problem. . .




Nothing, Scientology? Really?

That's funny, because I can easily think of many hundreds of things one can't handle after Solo NOTS.

What's that, Scientology? You dare me to come up with even one (1) example? Sure, we can do that for you.


1. After Solo NOTS a being cannot handle doing research without
first intentionally killing their own body.
(Ask Ron about that one)


Hey Scientology, what did you think of that example?

Why aren't you answering me, Scientology?

What are you writing there Scientology? Let me see what you are madly scribbling. . .

Oh, I see it now. A Non-Enturbulation Order on me.

Sorry about that, Scientology. Jeez, all this time I thought you liked the "R" part of the ARC triangle.


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guanoloco

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There seems to be a small problem with
Scientology's guarantee (bottom left)




On closer inspection, it actually
is a much bigger problem. . .




Nothing, Scientology? Really?

That's funny, because I can easily think of many hundreds of things one can't handle after Solo NOTS.

What's that, Scientology? You dare me to come up with even one (1) example? Sure, we can do that for you.


1. After Solo NOTS a being cannot handle doing research without
first intentionally killing their own body.
(Ask Ron about that one)


Hey Scientology, what did you think of that example?

Why aren't you answering me, Scientology?

What are you writing there Scientology? Let me see what you are madly scribbling. . .

Oh, I see it now. A Non-Enturbulation Order on me.

Sorry about that, Scientology. Jeez, all this time I thought you liked the "R" part of the ARC triangle.


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Non-enturb orders - sounds like Twitter banning...
 

HelluvaHoax!

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Non-enturb orders - sounds like Twitter banning...

Yes, there are many eerie parallels to Scientology's ever-more tyrannically Orwellian "ethics gradients".

INTERNET VERSION: Social Network censorship and/or shadow banning (de-optimizing one's search engine algorithm).
SCIENTOLOGY VERSION: Non-enturbulation order
MEMO: In Scientology's version one is likewise censored and postings/communications are taken down cut because it is hate speech entheta and "violates community cult standards".​
INTERNET VERSION: Banning, De-Monetizing, De-Platforming, De-Friending & Canceling
SCIENTOLOGY VERSION: SP Declare & Disconnection

Even Scientology's woke knowing-how-to-know crusaders' protest chants bear an uncanny resemblance:

WHAT DO WE WANT?!
(response): DEAD COPS PSYCHS!!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!
(response): NOW! IN PRESENT TIME!!


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Reyne Mayer

Pansexual Revolutionary
Yes, there are many eerie parallels to Scientology's ever-more tyrannically Orwellian "ethics gradients".
i think it's obvious there are parallels with almost any variety of ideological/political extremism.

Hubbard's scn comes out of the McCarthy witch hunt period when 'conservatives' of the day practically invented the original form of 'cancel culture'. but it also has a lot of parallels with the authoritarian thought reform stalinist Soviet Union, including the doctrine that the masses should contribute all their labor and assets towards the global/planetary struggle rather than holding property or wealth (though an elite of 'betters among equals', AKA 'whales', gets to), in spite of LRH's liking to put on shows of hating on Russia. i think that demonstrates how the extremes of both ends of the ideological spectrum have much in common with each other, even more than they do with the middle (see 'horseshoe theory').

CCHR protest:



'conservative' protest against Disney (recent; they've been going on in periodic spasms for decades, though, almost back to the McCarthy period). could even well include some of the same people from the above photo.



 

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HelluvaHoax!

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I like that HORSESHOE theory and schematic!

It may have many useful applications to assist planetary clearing. Particularly the body routing of those not robustly tethered to reality.




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Reyne Mayer

Pansexual Revolutionary
I like that HORSESHOE theory and schematic!
Glad you appreciated it!

i realized i left out another classic example:

Hubbard's scn holds a book burning:



Tennessee Republicans hold a book burning:



and of course the Soviets and now the Putinists -- who, like the National Socialists in Germany, are sort of a strange mix of both right wing and left wing extremism -- burn books in Russian, too:



or am i making the mistake of accepting perjorative propaganda about people like you who might merely have been trying to keep warm?
 

HelluvaHoax!

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NOMINATED FOR ONE OF THE
STUPIDEST MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY HISTORY

The moment that
Ron the copywriter positioned
Scientology as "The Most Ethical Group On The Planet!"
and Scientologists believed him and felt great pride.


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PirateAndBum

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NOMINATED FOR ONE OF THE
STUPIDEST MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY HISTORY

The moment that
Ron the copywriter positioned
Scientology as "The Most Ethical Group On The Planet!"
and Scientologists believed him and felt great pride.


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That reminds me of when I did the Comm Course for the very 1st (well only) time. There was a guy with me on course that I was chatting with after course. He told me that he had robbed a bank and bought auditing with the money he stole.

Given the ease with which he filled me in on his deed I have no doubt that the registrar was also aware of where his 'donation' originated.
 

Chuck J.

"Austere Religious Scholar"
You have to admit though someone who could do all the "OT" stuff would end up in a deep underground military base with electrodes up his ass - and his brain being "studied". Good reason not to show off too much, I think.
 

HelluvaHoax!

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You have to admit though someone who could do all the "OT" stuff would end up in a deep underground military base with electrodes up his ass - and his brain being "studied". Good reason not to show off too much, I think.
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Scientology already has a deep underground base where preternaturally powered people are held under very high security protocols where they can be studied intensely 24/7.

They call it the RPF*.




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* RPF: Remote-viewing Project Force. Prisoners inside Scientology's RPF are studied for any slightest signs that their OT powers of remote-viewing or exteriorization are turning on. When that happens, the RPF guards immediately subject the inmate to hard physical labor, sleep deprivation and squads of uniformed people with clipboards surrounding and screaming at them. This is continued until the remote-viewing ability shuts off and the extreme danger has passed. To wit, that they nearly left their physical body and looked at how normal people live in the outside world— which would have keyed in an evil purpose (i.e. to blow).

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