NOMINATED FOR THE HALL OF FAME
STUPIDEST MOMENTS IN SCIENTOLOGY
The moment that any Scientologist was asked
a simple question about Hubbard's teachings and then
the Scientologist immediately lost all their case gain, lost
their TRs, lost their ability to confront, lost their ability
to recognize the source of problems and make them vanish,
lost their power to 'make things go right', lost their 'total cause
over life', lost their public relations tech, lost their 'total certainty',
lost their 'acceptable truth' and other rhetorical gimmicks, lost their
'fair game' surefire tactics of "tricking & lying" to their enemies, lost
their "ARC Triangle" tech, lost their senior policy to "Always answer
peoples questions!", lost their supernaturally magical miracle powers,
lost their grade zero "ability to talk to anyone about anything" and
lost their ability to "clear the planet" by publicly losing their mind.
Scientologists quite love volcanos! They put pictures
of volcanos on the cover of all their best-selling books!
But they don't want to talk about volcanos. And don't
ask them why, because they will get angry. Very angry.