Stories about stupid KRs - redux

Karakorum

supressively reasonable
As for some time KRs from the whole continent went through me and our squad's CRM program, I remember quite a few. Let me start by quoting myself from the the old boards and add a few more I recalled since:


1. A wife wrote a KR on a husband for not showing her enough affection.
2. Two guys renting one room wrote KRs at one another accusing the other guy of stealing food. I came to the conclusion that the motel has rats.
3. A KR about a stolen replacement e-meter. Turns out the device in question had simply not arrived yet.
4. A KR against a woman accused of too flashy makeup. this got "escalated" and in the end I had to hold what amounted to a symposium explaining what makeup is good and which is verbotten. Crazy. I wanted to kill the woman that made that KR. So much wasted time and effort.
5. A KR about an auditor who threw insults at LRH as a flunk-inducing strategy during bullbaiting (oh that one flew really high and escalated outside my reach. I think he got kicked out in the end. Lucky guy.)
6. A KR accusing a guy of non-scn practices. Turns out guy was talking about tectonics.
7. A wife wrote a KR against her husband accusing him of planning to blow. She defected the next week herself.
8. A KR against a female auditor who burst out in uncontrollable laughter during some OT thing and fell down from her chair and spent something like 10 minutes laughing and rolling on the floor. The one filing felt he will need to pay for the lost time.
9. One where a recruiter accused another one of stealing his recruits.
10. A KR against a guy who she accused of pouring salt into her coffee.
11. A guy KRed his two buddies. They were arguing about something and quoting LRH at one another to prove their point. Dude KRed them because he felt confused after the discussion.
12. A lass KRed a guy because he said he wants to squeeze her boobs.
13. A KR against some person because he wouldn't explain some LHR quote and instead told her to "read the fucking text again".
14. KR against an MAA who told an SO member to "stop acting like a fucking gaylord", while both were standing in front of several preclears.
15. A ton of KRs on people who discussed ideas on how to use OT abilities in inapropriate ways.
16. A KR accusing a guy of trying to sabotage the org by 'speaking Spanish with a stupid accent'. I had to investigate that one and tried my best to do it with a straight face.
17. A KR against a staff member who was on some sort of cleaning duty, when confronted about something by another person in that org, she pulled down her pants and told him he can kiss her ass (Upon investigation, it turned out she was piss drunk, nobody could explain how she smuggled the booze in).
18. Registrars writing KRs complaining that people are cheap.
19. A KR war between some people from ASHOD and ASHOF accusing one another of leaving the place a mess (both were correct imho).
20. A KR against a guy for using the term "Old Era Dianetics".
21. A KR for a typo one girl made in a message. The typo was: "Ron L. Bubbard".
22. A guy got a KR suggesting that he made an "obscene" figure at clay demo during a Pro TR.
 

Karen#1

Well-known member
In the cult, KRS can be used for BLACK PROPAGANDA campaigns to propagate malicious data about a given target. This only ends up costing $$$$$$ more and more $$$$$ for sec checks.

Approximately true sample to make the point:

RTC REPORTS OFFICER
Julian Schwartz AOLA MAA
External Security Chief OSA INT
External Security Sits Handling Off OSA INT
Senior CS AOLA
NOTS CS AOLA
FSO Senior CS
FSO Ls CS
Senior CS WUS
Freewinds MAA
Freewinds CS

I am reporting that my husband went to a topless dance club with a bunch of businessmen who knew he was an OT 5 Scientologist.
This is bad PR for the Church.

He also put cash in the pole dancing girl's bikini.

ML

This is true

XXXXXXXXXXXX
 
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Karen#1

Well-known member
Notwithstanding the fact that Leah donated MILLIONS to the cult (Its in her book ~~never contested) Leah was summoned to Flag for a 6 month torturous "Truth Rundown confessionals" cost $300,000.

Knowledge Reports on her were in plenty.


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PirateAndBum

Administrator
Staff member

Xenu Xenu Xenu

Well-known member
As for some time KRs from the whole continent went through me and our squad's CRM program, I remember quite a few. Let me start by quoting myself from the the old boards and add a few more I recalled since:


1. A wife wrote a KR on a husband for not showing her enough affection.
2. Two guys renting one room wrote KRs at one another accusing the other guy of stealing food. I came to the conclusion that the motel has rats.
3. A KR about a stolen replacement e-meter. Turns out the device in question had simply not arrived yet.
4. A KR against a woman accused of too flashy makeup. this got "escalated" and in the end I had to hold what amounted to a symposium explaining what makeup is good and which is verbotten. Crazy. I wanted to kill the woman that made that KR. So much wasted time and effort.
5. A KR about an auditor who threw insults at LRH as a flunk-inducing strategy during bullbaiting (oh that one flew really high and escalated outside my reach. I think he got kicked out in the end. Lucky guy.)
6. A KR accusing a guy of non-scn practices. Turns out guy was talking about tectonics.
7. A wife wrote a KR against her husband accusing him of planning to blow. She defected the next week herself.
8. A KR against a female auditor who burst out in uncontrollable laughter during some OT thing and fell down from her chair and spent something like 10 minutes laughing and rolling on the floor. The one filing felt he will need to pay for the lost time.
9. One where a recruiter accused another one of stealing his recruits.
10. A KR against a guy who she accused of pouring salt into her coffee.
11. A guy KRed his two buddies. They were arguing about something and quoting LRH at one another to prove their point. Dude KRed them because he felt confused after the discussion.
12. A lass KRed a guy because he said he wants to squeeze her boobs.
13. A KR against some person because he wouldn't explain some LHR quote and instead told her to "read the fucking text again".
14. KR against an MAA who told an SO member to "stop acting like a fucking gaylord", while both were standing in front of several preclears.
15. A ton of KRs on people who discussed ideas on how to use OT abilities in inapropriate ways.
16. A KR accusing a guy of trying to sabotage the org by 'speaking Spanish with a stupid accent'. I had to investigate that one and tried my best to do it with a straight face.
17. A KR against a staff member who was on some sort of cleaning duty, when confronted about something by another person in that org, she pulled down her pants and told him he can kiss her ass (Upon investigation, it turned out she was piss drunk, nobody could explain how she smuggled the booze in).
18. Registrars writing KRs complaining that people are cheap.
19. A KR war between some people from ASHOD and ASHOF accusing one another of leaving the place a mess (both were correct imho).
20. A KR against a guy for using the term "Old Era Dianetics".
21. A KR for a typo one girl made in a message. The typo was: "Ron L. Bubbard".
22. A guy got a KR suggesting that he made an "obscene" figure at clay demo during a Pro TR.

Knowledge Reports for all occasions. Some of them were silly, some were scary, some were ridiculous. Just another day in Scientologyland.

It is my opinion that Knowledge Reports turn every Scientologist into spies for LRH. With Hubbard dead, Scientologists are spies for Scientology Inc. Most of the time they are not so much spies as they are snitches for the great Scientology cause and the great dead Hubbard.

I don't know if I have any point to make. But, like all things in Scientology, it's all about supporting and protecting Scientology. Therefore, Knowledge Reports are awful just like Scientology is awful.
 

Karen#1

Well-known member
OTVIIIisgrr8 has his own opinions about Knowledge Reports which made me Laugh out Loud

 
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