Scientology’s End of Days Scenario

HelluvaHoax!

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Wait, wuttttttt?!! LOL!

A film called "WHY TR's?" is about Scientologists going to other planets and running com courses?

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

That is must-see material!

I am praying someone finds a link to that and posts it here or on the "TOP SUPER-STUPID MOMENTS IN SCN" thread?

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ILove2Lurk

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That is must-see material!
I don't think the video out there anywhere right now, but here's a short summary.

Bruce Ploetz says​

Chuck, more fun facts about “Why TRs”:
The opening scene with Isaac Hayes and the extraterrestrial telescope was one of the first shots they ever did in the big Cine Studio at Gold. It was a huge set on a raised platform, not computer generated (except for the stars in the background). With Mitch Brisker as director and pro actors including Isaac Hayes, shooting in 35mm, this is a significantly better film than the old UniMed or early Golden Era Productions efforts.​
Also the film features actors speaking an imaginary language. You are supposed to listen to the voice-over and pay no attention to what the actors are saying, as they walk through various vignettes intended to illustrate the concepts being explained. So the actors were instructed to make up gibberish and act like they were talking to each other. If anyone has a “misunderstood word” on what the actors said in the film, it cannot be “cleared”. The sounds were never part of any language known to man. Oddly they do almost sound like they could make sense and are somewhat consistent.​
The film explains that you may, as a disembodied thetan, somehow find yourself on another planet. But still able to remember your Scientology studies. They take it so far as to show some goofballs trying to reinvent the e-meter. Very few know enough about the e-meter to actually construct one. I could do it, but your average Scientologist does not know which end of a TA pot to connect to the cans. Or what a TA pot really is. No criticism of Scientologists, you just don’t have to know that kind of detail to use a meter. So I don’t predict great success for someone who went OT VIII here on earth with reconstructing Scientology on another planet. Even if they really could remember, which is seeming less and less likely as the decades pass with no return of Ron etc.​
Just as well, we really don’t need disconnection and the Purification Rundown on other planets. It is bad enough that we have it here.​
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HelluvaHoax!

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I don't think the video out there anywhere right now, but here's a short summary.

The film explains that you may, as a disembodied thetan, somehow find yourself on another planet. But still able to remember your Scientology studies. They take it so far as to show some goofballs trying to reinvent the e-meter. . . . . . . . .​
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LOL!

After reading that line ("...you may, as a disembodied thetan, somehow find yourself on another planet") I have canceled all my business and personal plans for the remainder of 2021. This has now become a desperate search for any remaining copy of that movie—so we can finally convince people on planets that Scientology is not a cult and thereby make sector salvaging a reality!

ps: I just cognited on a way to solve that sticky problem of people on other planets (without bodies) trying to build an e-meter. We could require that all Scientologists immediately pay for and enroll on a new course that has them do clay demos and Chinese School (i.e. repetitive chanting) until they have memorized verbatim the steps of building an e-meter from scratch. As far as the problem that they don't have a body, part of the course would r-factor them that if they find themselves in such a predicament, they can very simply go to a local hospital on that other planet and find a baby body in a wealthy family. Finally, some here have been asking the ridiculous question of how the disincarnate Scientologist on another planet is supposed to be able to acquire all the various electronic parts necessary to building a meter. That is not a problem because after they pick up a baby body, they simply wait 18 years (until they have a driver's license or are legally able to book an Uber) and go to the nearest Radio Shack on that planet.

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Karakorum

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Just as well, we really don’t need disconnection and the Purification Rundown on other planets
"We choose to go to the moon. We chose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things not because they are easy, but because... we want to disconnect from all the SPs here on Earth."
 

PirateAndBum

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LOL!

After reading that line ("...you may, as a disembodied thetan, somehow find yourself on another planet") I have canceled all my business and personal plans for the remainder of 2021. This has now become a desperate search for any remaining copy of that movie—so we can finally convince people on planets that Scientology is not a cult and thereby make sector salvaging a reality!

ps: I just cognited on a way to solve that sticky problem of people on other planets (without bodies) trying to build an e-meter. We could require that all Scientologists immediately pay for and enroll on a new course that has them do clay demos and Chinese School (i.e. repetitive chanting) until they have memorized verbatim the steps of building an e-meter from scratch. As far as the problem that they don't have a body, part of the course would r-factor them that if they find themselves in such a predicament, they can very simply go to a local hospital on that other planet and find a baby body in a wealthy family. Finally, some here have been asking the ridiculous question of how the disincarnate Scientologist on another planet is supposed to be able to acquire all the various electronic parts necessary to building a meter. That is not a problem because after they pick up a baby body, they simply wait 18 years (until they have a driver's license or are legally able to book an Uber) and go to the nearest Radio Shack on that planet.

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Just assume a new identity. Pop into your local Idle Org and sign up for the Pro TRs course and you too can watch Why TRs. Hmm, wait, actually you can insist that before you buy the course you want to watch the film because it will answer why you should do the course. Wave that credit card under the reg's nose and insist they let you see it. Of course after you've seen it you do a bunk. Screaming about restimulation of past life implants!
 
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